Dave Can’t Decide
@turn1mtngoat.bsky.social
I watch horror movies. I watch TV. I watch Chicago sports. I go to concerts. 3 of those things are fun.
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Does the idea of bison burgers ever occur to the Buffalo Wild Wings buffalo? Does it keep him up at night? 🦬🔥🍺👍
Didn’t care even a fraction of a percent about tonight’s Masked Singer unmasking. I did care about what Jenny was wearing and how Ken Jeong did the theme song (both 10/10). I’m just in it for the shiny and the stupid.
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Didn’t care even a fraction of a percent about tonight’s Masked Singer unmasking. I did care about what Jenny was wearing and how Ken Jeong did the theme song (both 10/10). I’m just in it for the shiny and the stupid.
Tonight’s dirtbag comedy is offensive to Asians, Native Americans, gay dudes, and every female on Earth. But they left trans people alone and were quite respectful to sex workers, so I don’t hate myself for laughing my ass off. Stifler-Jesse-Doug-Coach Gary forever.
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Tonight’s dirtbag comedy is offensive to Asians, Native Americans, gay dudes, and every female on Earth. But they left trans people alone and were quite respectful to sex workers, so I don’t hate myself for laughing my ass off. Stifler-Jesse-Doug-Coach Gary forever.
Meh. Some of the vengeance was fun but I was hoping for a lot more. #Horror365Challenge 30
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Meh. Some of the vengeance was fun but I was hoping for a lot more. #Horror365Challenge 30
So are the Kill Bill people already suing or am I the first person to watch Memory of a Killer
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 AM
So are the Kill Bill people already suing or am I the first person to watch Memory of a Killer
Tonight’s stupid comedy was much more watchable than last night’s, because this one bothered to include jokes and strippers.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Tonight’s stupid comedy was much more watchable than last night’s, because this one bothered to include jokes and strippers.
This had all the right ingredients: Seclusion, psychosis, Silverchair, and lesbians. If any part of the second half had made any sense at all, I would have loved it. #Horror365Challenge 29
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
This had all the right ingredients: Seclusion, psychosis, Silverchair, and lesbians. If any part of the second half had made any sense at all, I would have loved it. #Horror365Challenge 29
Weed has been legal for how many years and I still don’t listen to S.C.I.E.N.C.E on a regular basis. That’s my bad.
youtu.be/O0faaOKA8P8?...
youtu.be/O0faaOKA8P8?...
Idiot Box
YouTube video by Incubus - Topic
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January 27, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Weed has been legal for how many years and I still don’t listen to S.C.I.E.N.C.E on a regular basis. That’s my bad.
youtu.be/O0faaOKA8P8?...
youtu.be/O0faaOKA8P8?...
The worst frat boy comedies are so much worse than the worst horror movies.
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The worst frat boy comedies are so much worse than the worst horror movies.
This was a straight up good time. Monica Bellucci, Angel by Shaggy, people blasting on demons with big-ass guns. Nothing there to dislike. #Horror365Challenge 28
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This was a straight up good time. Monica Bellucci, Angel by Shaggy, people blasting on demons with big-ass guns. Nothing there to dislike. #Horror365Challenge 28
Local H pope by day, Pearl Jam pope by night
The last three times a new Pope was elected, the Seahawks have made the Super Bowl as the No. 1 seed.
◽️ 2005: Pope Benedict XVI elected, SEA to SB XL
◽️ 2013: Pope Francis elected, SEA to SB XLVIII
◽️ 2025: Pope Leo XIV elected, SEA to SB LV
◽️ 2005: Pope Benedict XVI elected, SEA to SB XL
◽️ 2013: Pope Francis elected, SEA to SB XLVIII
◽️ 2025: Pope Leo XIV elected, SEA to SB LV
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Local H pope by day, Pearl Jam pope by night
I like that SNL is doing what they can to center Ashley Padilla and give Jane Wickline a chance to show what she can do. The rest of the ship needs to sink.
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I like that SNL is doing what they can to center Ashley Padilla and give Jane Wickline a chance to show what she can do. The rest of the ship needs to sink.
🎶 If I get too close
And I’m not how you hoped
Forgive my northern attitude
Oh I was raised out in the cold 🎶
youtu.be/uMCv9djEm1k?...
And I’m not how you hoped
Forgive my northern attitude
Oh I was raised out in the cold 🎶
youtu.be/uMCv9djEm1k?...
Noah Kahan, Hozier - Northern Attitude (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by NoahKahanVEVO
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January 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
🎶 If I get too close
And I’m not how you hoped
Forgive my northern attitude
Oh I was raised out in the cold 🎶
youtu.be/uMCv9djEm1k?...
And I’m not how you hoped
Forgive my northern attitude
Oh I was raised out in the cold 🎶
youtu.be/uMCv9djEm1k?...
Movie horseshoe theory is correct and I found the proof. This was so stupid, in so many different ways, it came all the way back around to genius. It’s an honor and a privilege to have beheld it. #Horror365Challenge 27
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Movie horseshoe theory is correct and I found the proof. This was so stupid, in so many different ways, it came all the way back around to genius. It’s an honor and a privilege to have beheld it. #Horror365Challenge 27
Make a band tasty:
I’ve been waiting for this one to come back around again. Spatchcocks Twenty
I’ve been waiting for this one to come back around again. Spatchcocks Twenty
make a band tasty:
they might be gyros
they might be gyros
Make a band tasty:
Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Make a band tasty:
I’ve been waiting for this one to come back around again. Spatchcocks Twenty
I’ve been waiting for this one to come back around again. Spatchcocks Twenty
Can you separate the art from the artist when the art is artless? This is a weird way of saying I still to this day enjoy Vince Vaughn and I obviously fail when I try not to overthink that. I watched The Watch and I don’t hate myself any more than usual.
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Can you separate the art from the artist when the art is artless? This is a weird way of saying I still to this day enjoy Vince Vaughn and I obviously fail when I try not to overthink that. I watched The Watch and I don’t hate myself any more than usual.
Happy new Adams Family film day to all who celebrate. It’s another banger, because that’s just what they do every time. #Horror365Challenge 26
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Happy new Adams Family film day to all who celebrate. It’s another banger, because that’s just what they do every time. #Horror365Challenge 26
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Docking this one a couple points because I kept waiting for Kurt Russell to look right into the camera and say “Man, I am so sick of all these Bone Tomahawks” followed by a weedly weedly woww guitar sting and it never happened. #Horror365Challenge 25
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Docking this one a couple points because I kept waiting for Kurt Russell to look right into the camera and say “Man, I am so sick of all these Bone Tomahawks” followed by a weedly weedly woww guitar sting and it never happened. #Horror365Challenge 25
🎶 You’ll wonder why they're so unkind
And how they sleep at night
But that simple fact means you're better than that
I think you're gonna be alright🎶
youtu.be/zI-o1S9FJl8?...
And how they sleep at night
But that simple fact means you're better than that
I think you're gonna be alright🎶
youtu.be/zI-o1S9FJl8?...
Frank Turner - 'Do One' (Official Video)
YouTube video by Frank Turner
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January 22, 2026 at 5:57 AM
🎶 You’ll wonder why they're so unkind
And how they sleep at night
But that simple fact means you're better than that
I think you're gonna be alright🎶
youtu.be/zI-o1S9FJl8?...
And how they sleep at night
But that simple fact means you're better than that
I think you're gonna be alright🎶
youtu.be/zI-o1S9FJl8?...
Went 1 for 2 on Masked Singer tonight. If you lived through the ‘90s you knew who the Handyman was.
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Went 1 for 2 on Masked Singer tonight. If you lived through the ‘90s you knew who the Handyman was.
“This script is DOA. We’ve only got one hope if we wanna save this movie.”
*The two people in charge of The Asylum nod solemnly at each other, insert and turn their keys in a tandem lock, and smash the button labeled “Infinite Bewbs”*
*The two people in charge of The Asylum nod solemnly at each other, insert and turn their keys in a tandem lock, and smash the button labeled “Infinite Bewbs”*
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
“This script is DOA. We’ve only got one hope if we wanna save this movie.”
*The two people in charge of The Asylum nod solemnly at each other, insert and turn their keys in a tandem lock, and smash the button labeled “Infinite Bewbs”*
*The two people in charge of The Asylum nod solemnly at each other, insert and turn their keys in a tandem lock, and smash the button labeled “Infinite Bewbs”*
I liked the cast and the setup, it lost me a little toward the end. #Horror365Challenge 24
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I liked the cast and the setup, it lost me a little toward the end. #Horror365Challenge 24
That’s why the deal happened. Not the 23 year old infielder who might never hit, not the lastname firstname situation who’s 21 and has barely pitched in the minors. It’s because Jerry could save $22M.
The Mets are taking on the whole of what is left on Robert Jr.'s pact: $20M this year and 2027 $20M club option or $2M buyout.
Luis Robert acquired by Mets in trade
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
That’s why the deal happened. Not the 23 year old infielder who might never hit, not the lastname firstname situation who’s 21 and has barely pitched in the minors. It’s because Jerry could save $22M.
Holy crap, they found a taker.
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Holy crap, they found a taker.