Chris Turkel
@turkel.bsky.social
Writer, nerd and Minor League Baseball fan.
Oh Lordy they are selling merchandise for their concentration camp.
July 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh Lordy they are selling merchandise for their concentration camp.
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This is a concentration camp.
Call it Alligator Auschwitz, because that's what it is.
This is America. Never forget and never forgive the people who allowed this to happen.
Call it Alligator Auschwitz, because that's what it is.
This is America. Never forget and never forgive the people who allowed this to happen.
July 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is a concentration camp.
Call it Alligator Auschwitz, because that's what it is.
This is America. Never forget and never forgive the people who allowed this to happen.
Call it Alligator Auschwitz, because that's what it is.
This is America. Never forget and never forgive the people who allowed this to happen.
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Silver lining: Jimmy Swaggart woke up next to Pat Robertson in Hell today.
July 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Silver lining: Jimmy Swaggart woke up next to Pat Robertson in Hell today.
Good morning from the land of non working corporate internet.
June 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Good morning from the land of non working corporate internet.
It’s a bazillion degrees. Send an iceberg,
June 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s a bazillion degrees. Send an iceberg,
Next up, Giant spiders in my novel.
June 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Next up, Giant spiders in my novel.
Of course Fox cut away from the game to cover his speech. Fuck you, Fox!
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Of course Fox cut away from the game to cover his speech. Fuck you, Fox!
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🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Loaded up Civ VII because I hadn’t played in a while, hit continue game because I forgot what my last game state was at, after three minutes of loading, instant nuclear explosion and “The Modern Age Has Come To An End, You Win” screen, which I feel is a little on the nose
May 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Loaded up Civ VII because I hadn’t played in a while, hit continue game because I forgot what my last game state was at, after three minutes of loading, instant nuclear explosion and “The Modern Age Has Come To An End, You Win” screen, which I feel is a little on the nose
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Ah, the Infamous Clown Sweater!
May 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ah, the Infamous Clown Sweater!
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
So, has World War Three started yet?
May 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So, has World War Three started yet?
I just decided I needed a demon living in a nuclear reactor in my new novel. How’s your day going?
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I just decided I needed a demon living in a nuclear reactor in my new novel. How’s your day going?
Fun Conclave fact: if you are a single male Catholic you are eligible to be Pope. Just in case you thought those Latin classes in school were a waste of time.
May 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fun Conclave fact: if you are a single male Catholic you are eligible to be Pope. Just in case you thought those Latin classes in school were a waste of time.
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Changed jobs because the previous one was literally making me lose money.
May 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Changed jobs because the previous one was literally making me lose money.
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Has it already been three hours? Wait. It's only been three hours? Well, however time works, it's time to repost this.
Hi friends! Check out my new backdrop! If podcasting doesn't work out, I'll start an OnlyFans.
I'm here to tell you about the live AMA I'm doing tomorrow for Book Hound subscribers to my Patreon, at 3pm Pacific. If you're interested, go to patreon.com/storytime
I'm here to tell you about the live AMA I'm doing tomorrow for Book Hound subscribers to my Patreon, at 3pm Pacific. If you're interested, go to patreon.com/storytime
May 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Has it already been three hours? Wait. It's only been three hours? Well, however time works, it's time to repost this.
I did play a lot of Minecraft over the last two days. I am building a wall across the harbor of my castle.
January 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I did play a lot of Minecraft over the last two days. I am building a wall across the harbor of my castle.
To think we have four more years of this.
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
To think we have four more years of this.
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If you stacked the panels on top of one another, this would make a great meme. Just rewrite the sign.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 29,1965
January 29,1965
January 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you stacked the panels on top of one another, this would make a great meme. Just rewrite the sign.
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right now we are at "first they came for transgender people"
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
right now we are at "first they came for transgender people"