Random Jon #69
@turdfergus0n.bsky.social
[Redacted] at [Redacted]
Formerly of [Redacted]
Least Interesting Man In The World™️
Former Florida Man™️
Now Ohio Man™️
Formerly of [Redacted]
Least Interesting Man In The World™️
Former Florida Man™️
Now Ohio Man™️
Your last saved meme is your political philosophy.
September 7, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Your last saved meme is your political philosophy.
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Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
August 29, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
I do love living in a place where it's summer and the climate ain't actively trying to kill you
September 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I do love living in a place where it's summer and the climate ain't actively trying to kill you
Yeah, I totally forgot I had an account on here
September 1, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Yeah, I totally forgot I had an account on here
Honestly, the jerkey that comes in some otherwise nondescript bag with a label that just says "Cajun" will be the absolute best dried meat you'll ever have in your entire goddamn life
September 1, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Honestly, the jerkey that comes in some otherwise nondescript bag with a label that just says "Cajun" will be the absolute best dried meat you'll ever have in your entire goddamn life
...I should probably read up on my company's recent rule changes to see if I'm still allowed to show off my thigh meat at work this summer
April 11, 2024 at 2:10 AM
...I should probably read up on my company's recent rule changes to see if I'm still allowed to show off my thigh meat at work this summer
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Hey bluesky pals, some bad news: got word that Shafiqah, @sassycrass.bsky.social , passed away last night.
Obviously, I'm gutted. We've been friends for nearly 20 years, through every bad breakup, every triumph, and all the little things in between, and I'm going to miss her.
Obviously, I'm gutted. We've been friends for nearly 20 years, through every bad breakup, every triumph, and all the little things in between, and I'm going to miss her.
February 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Hey bluesky pals, some bad news: got word that Shafiqah, @sassycrass.bsky.social , passed away last night.
Obviously, I'm gutted. We've been friends for nearly 20 years, through every bad breakup, every triumph, and all the little things in between, and I'm going to miss her.
Obviously, I'm gutted. We've been friends for nearly 20 years, through every bad breakup, every triumph, and all the little things in between, and I'm going to miss her.
I love how folks are like "I fell for an obvious scam...is this a scam?"
Congrats, you fucking dipshit, you got scammed
Congrats, you fucking dipshit, you got scammed
February 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I love how folks are like "I fell for an obvious scam...is this a scam?"
Congrats, you fucking dipshit, you got scammed
Congrats, you fucking dipshit, you got scammed
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for the newcomers, this was the moment they became skeets
February 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
for the newcomers, this was the moment they became skeets
Hey Jon you married?"
Yeah...
"...to a black woman?"
...no...?
"Well you just give off an 'I love Black women' vibe"
...ok...I wasn't aware of that
....is that a good thing or a bad thing?
"Oh it's a great thing"
...ok...
Yeah...
"...to a black woman?"
...no...?
"Well you just give off an 'I love Black women' vibe"
...ok...I wasn't aware of that
....is that a good thing or a bad thing?
"Oh it's a great thing"
...ok...
January 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Hey Jon you married?"
Yeah...
"...to a black woman?"
...no...?
"Well you just give off an 'I love Black women' vibe"
...ok...I wasn't aware of that
....is that a good thing or a bad thing?
"Oh it's a great thing"
...ok...
Yeah...
"...to a black woman?"
...no...?
"Well you just give off an 'I love Black women' vibe"
...ok...I wasn't aware of that
....is that a good thing or a bad thing?
"Oh it's a great thing"
...ok...
Like...yall motherfuckers really are sleeping on Cleveland because it really is The Town
January 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Like...yall motherfuckers really are sleeping on Cleveland because it really is The Town
Original Grill on st clair in Cleveland has the best bar food I have ever had in my entire goddamn life
January 5, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Original Grill on st clair in Cleveland has the best bar food I have ever had in my entire goddamn life
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the adhd drug shortage is utterly perverse in that the only way to get your meds is to perform epic feats of executive function, the exact kind that you require your meds to do
the DEA: "why don't you just jump through a bunch of hoops oriented around executive function to deal with your executive function deficiency????"
December 27, 2023 at 1:30 AM
the adhd drug shortage is utterly perverse in that the only way to get your meds is to perform epic feats of executive function, the exact kind that you require your meds to do
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December 26, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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with Nazis in particular, if you say “they need to be defeated in the marketplace of ideas” i am just going to assume you sympathize with them.
People who say of Nazis “deal with bad ideas is by defeating them in the marketplace of ideas” are smuggling in the notion that Nazi ideas have not already been defeated on the merits, and are still valid and worthy to consider, or that Nazi "ideas" involve bloodless debate.
December 23, 2023 at 8:31 PM
with Nazis in particular, if you say “they need to be defeated in the marketplace of ideas” i am just going to assume you sympathize with them.
Also, the bar at the end of my block has awesome food
I love that for me
I love that for me
December 23, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Also, the bar at the end of my block has awesome food
I love that for me
I love that for me
Yeah, sorry
Got about a month's worth of updates
Got about a month's worth of updates
December 23, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Yeah, sorry
Got about a month's worth of updates
Got about a month's worth of updates
Also, got chewed out for sheltering a co-worker's dog on the production floor
Worth it
Worth it
December 23, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Also, got chewed out for sheltering a co-worker's dog on the production floor
Worth it
Worth it
Oh yeah
I kinda forgot I had this account
Been busy
Don't fucking judge me
I kinda forgot I had this account
Been busy
Don't fucking judge me
December 23, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Oh yeah
I kinda forgot I had this account
Been busy
Don't fucking judge me
I kinda forgot I had this account
Been busy
Don't fucking judge me
Also, I got promoted today
I'm proud of myself for once
I'm proud of myself for once
December 23, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Also, I got promoted today
I'm proud of myself for once
I'm proud of myself for once
I may not be *from* Cleveland (or Ohio in general), but...it's pretty fucking awesome here
I'll spend the rest of my days here
I'll spend the rest of my days here
December 23, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I may not be *from* Cleveland (or Ohio in general), but...it's pretty fucking awesome here
I'll spend the rest of my days here
I'll spend the rest of my days here
I'm good and drunk and I'm off work for almost 2 weeks
December 23, 2023 at 2:44 AM
I'm good and drunk and I'm off work for almost 2 weeks
@russellgaleti.bsky.social come back to Cleveland goddammit
December 23, 2023 at 2:39 AM
@russellgaleti.bsky.social come back to Cleveland goddammit
My 6 year old watching me play cyberpunk:
"GIT 'IM DADDY GIT 'IM...YEAH!!!"
"GIT 'IM DADDY GIT 'IM...YEAH!!!"
November 10, 2023 at 4:56 PM
My 6 year old watching me play cyberpunk:
"GIT 'IM DADDY GIT 'IM...YEAH!!!"
"GIT 'IM DADDY GIT 'IM...YEAH!!!"
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$50 to the first reporter to ask their opinion on the heliocentric model
October 31, 2023 at 1:10 AM
$50 to the first reporter to ask their opinion on the heliocentric model