The Lorne Ranger
@truffleshuffle.bsky.social
Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad.
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad.
Capitalist death cults work!
We actually need more corruption. If everyone is doing corruption then according to free market principles the best corruption will rise to the top
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Capitalist death cults work!
We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore.
October 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore.
Seriously, let’s do like they did in Nepal. It’s way past due, and it looks fun as hell.
October 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Seriously, let’s do like they did in Nepal. It’s way past due, and it looks fun as hell.
Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin
October 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin
So Trump’s dumb pedophile tariffs killed Xbox, the only American company making a game console, pushing us further from the most lucrative entertainment space than ever, and making America soooo “great” in the process. This has to be angering at least a few incel Trumplickers.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So Trump’s dumb pedophile tariffs killed Xbox, the only American company making a game console, pushing us further from the most lucrative entertainment space than ever, and making America soooo “great” in the process. This has to be angering at least a few incel Trumplickers.
The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation.
youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...
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KAYTRANADA - SPACE INVADER [Official Video]
YouTube video by KAYTRANADA
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October 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation.
youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...
youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...
Clipart sombreros and maracas being used as hate speech seems so obvious now but I did not have it on my fascist iconography bingo card.
Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.
Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Clipart sombreros and maracas being used as hate speech seems so obvious now but I did not have it on my fascist iconography bingo card.
Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.
Regardless, sombreros and maracas are objectively a better image than democrats can craft for their feckless selves, so they should embrace it. It’s fun.
It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page.
September 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page.
Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash?
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash?
Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty.
September 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty.
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Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
I’m sure if we all keep pointing out how fascist, authoritarian, bad, and dumb all this is, it will fix itself without any of us literate, educated folks having to get our hands dirty, right?
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m sure if we all keep pointing out how fascist, authoritarian, bad, and dumb all this is, it will fix itself without any of us literate, educated folks having to get our hands dirty, right?
The Catholic Church is just the Underground Railroad for pedophiles. Maybe we can get them to hide Trump deep in the Vatican archives as penance for being genocidal child murdering colonizers for like 99.99999999999% of their existence.
September 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The Catholic Church is just the Underground Railroad for pedophiles. Maybe we can get them to hide Trump deep in the Vatican archives as penance for being genocidal child murdering colonizers for like 99.99999999999% of their existence.
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Praying for Charlie Kirk to suffer a little more before he dies.
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Praying for Charlie Kirk to suffer a little more before he dies.
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George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
Funniest death memes yet
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Funniest death memes yet
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Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.
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Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
My hopes for what I see before I die have really shifted gears over my four decades. Used to be like cold fusion or a cure for cancer, but now I’ll be happy if I just get to see the Atlantic currents stop moving or Florida sink before I kick the bucket.
August 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My hopes for what I see before I die have really shifted gears over my four decades. Used to be like cold fusion or a cure for cancer, but now I’ll be happy if I just get to see the Atlantic currents stop moving or Florida sink before I kick the bucket.
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Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
Love, Allison
July 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
Love, Allison
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High School Me: Damn 79% of my classmates are terrible
Present Day Me: How can it be that 79% of people are terrible, I am shocked to the core
Present Day Me: How can it be that 79% of people are terrible, I am shocked to the core
July 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
High School Me: Damn 79% of my classmates are terrible
Present Day Me: How can it be that 79% of people are terrible, I am shocked to the core
Present Day Me: How can it be that 79% of people are terrible, I am shocked to the core