Pinned
ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. BEING TORMENTED BY THE 'NARRATIVE'.
which guy are we talking about, buddy?
MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.
[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. BEING TORMENTED BY THE 'NARRATIVE'.
MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.
[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
August 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.
[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
@daveofguy.bsky.social
CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.
CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.
August 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@daveofguy.bsky.social
CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.
CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.
[ > You feel nothing but /dread/ at this candy-coated version of your..... ]
[ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ]
[ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.]
SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
[ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ]
[ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.]
SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
> You head practically SNAPS to look towards Karkat, your newly heart-shaped glasses absolute radiating!
CRAB-CAKES ♡♡♡ HIIIII!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU GOING :D
CRAB-CAKES ♡♡♡ HIIIII!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU GOING :D
GOODBYE. GOOD FUCKING BYE. I AM NOT DEALING WITH THAT
August 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[ > You feel nothing but /dread/ at this candy-coated version of your..... ]
[ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ]
[ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.]
SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
[ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ]
[ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.]
SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WRIGGLER VERSION OF THE WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER
August 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WRIGGLER VERSION OF THE WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER
[ > Who's goddamn green baby is that. ]
August 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
[ > Who's goddamn green baby is that. ]
Reposted by KARKAT.
in another life, i would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.
August 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
YOU SEE HER TOO???!?!?!
Is That The Fucking Dolorosa
????
August 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
YOU SEE HER TOO???!?!?!
ALRIGHT. I'M NORMAL AGAIN. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW
August 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ALRIGHT. I'M NORMAL AGAIN. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW
[ walking out of his room visibly disheveled and covered in blood ] NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.
August 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
[ walking out of his room visibly disheveled and covered in blood ] NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.
// christ you people came fast okay this won't be in order bear with me
[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]
August 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
// christ you people came fast okay this won't be in order bear with me
[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]
August 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]
[ > Something's Wrong. ]
[ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ]
[ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ]
+
[ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ]
[ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ]
+
August 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
[ > Something's Wrong. ]
[ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ]
[ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ]
+
[ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ]
[ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ]
+
// who wants to learn what GodTier Karkat Can do
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
// who wants to learn what GodTier Karkat Can do
// 'THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND.' i dont think I can physically recover after that one. really good
August 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
// 'THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND.' i dont think I can physically recover after that one. really good
[ > You PUNT!!! the plushuppet away with all the grandiose respect someone would give to a rotting bag of produce on their front step. ]
STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
OH, HOW DELICIOUS IS THIS. THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND.
HOLD ON. WHERE'S THE ALPHA. GET ME NEXT TO HIS HEAD. SO I CAN FORCE YOU TWO TO DO MY BIDDING.
HOLD ON. WHERE'S THE ALPHA. GET ME NEXT TO HIS HEAD. SO I CAN FORCE YOU TWO TO DO MY BIDDING.
FFFUCKING HELL. CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF PEACE AROUND HERE, OR IS ANOTHER VILLIAN OF THE WEEK GONNA DROP BY THE SECOND I MAKE THE WHIMSICALLY STUPID MISTAKE OF SLEEPING
August 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
[ > You PUNT!!! the plushuppet away with all the grandiose respect someone would give to a rotting bag of produce on their front step. ]
STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
FFFUCKING HELL. CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF PEACE AROUND HERE, OR IS ANOTHER VILLIAN OF THE WEEK GONNA DROP BY THE SECOND I MAKE THE WHIMSICALLY STUPID MISTAKE OF SLEEPING
August 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
FFFUCKING HELL. CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF PEACE AROUND HERE, OR IS ANOTHER VILLIAN OF THE WEEK GONNA DROP BY THE SECOND I MAKE THE WHIMSICALLY STUPID MISTAKE OF SLEEPING
[ > Your hair puffs out in surprise. You practically jump. ]
GLAYCO
GLAYCO
August 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
[ > Your hair puffs out in surprise. You practically jump. ]
GLAYCO
GLAYCO
// would u guys love me if I gave karkat a tail
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
// would u guys love me if I gave karkat a tail
( I DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN ABO JOKE. )
August 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
( I DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN ABO JOKE. )
[ > You have GOT to get out of here. They are going to eat you alive. ]
August 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[ > You have GOT to get out of here. They are going to eat you alive. ]
MY ASS ISN'T PART OF THIS CONVERSATION, HARLEY
do you walk around with all that ass just out there????
DO YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK EVER
August 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
MY ASS ISN'T PART OF THIS CONVERSATION, HARLEY
// I try to be funny and I immediately get killed by people funnier
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
// I try to be funny and I immediately get killed by people funnier