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UU: HELLO READER. I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE "FANFICTION".

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> LE: Watch fail videos and belly chuckle really fucking hard.
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
TIME'S UP BITCH.
I WILL DO THE MOST HONORABLE THING A MAN CAN DO. FOR YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. THE ONE WHO IS READING THIS.
IF THE MONOLITHIC AEON-SPANNING HOE KNOWN AS JANE CROCKER DOES NOT STOP HER FEMALE MEDDLING, I WILL STEP IN. AND ELIMINATE THE SCANDALOUS EMPRESS MYSELF.
YOU HAVE MY WORD!
AND, YOU HAVE TWO DAYS.
CROCKERCORP IS AN UNEQUIVOCAL SHAM.
YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN READING. AND ABSORBING MANY IMPORTANT THINGS.
NONE OF WHICH RELATE TO CROCKERCORP. HOWEVER. IT IS CLEAR TO ME. THAT YOUR SOCIETY IS NOW UNDER THE ENGORGED HOOF OF A RAVENOUS, CIRCULAR PIG. SO HERE IS WHAT I'LL DO.
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
YES THEY WILL. THEY WILL LISTEN BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T WILL PAY THE PRICE WHEN I EVENTUALLY DESTROY MY PODCASTING COMPETITION.
AND ONCE THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LISTEN.
I WILL DO WELL ON MY PROMISE.
AND THEN I SHALL TAKE WHAT WAS PROMISED TO ME.
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OK. YOU KNOW WHAT. I AM GOING TO FORGIVE YOU. FOR HAVING A DISABILITY OF THE EARS AND EYES. BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DON'T GIVE EVEN A MIRCOCOSM OF A ZERO DOT ONE PERCENT OF A FUCK. ABOUT HOW OTHERS POD THEIR CASTS. AND TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT. IS EVEN MORE INFURIATING.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
OK. YOU KNOW WHAT. I AM GOING TO FORGIVE YOU. FOR HAVING A DISABILITY OF THE EARS AND EYES. BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DON'T GIVE EVEN A MIRCOCOSM OF A ZERO DOT ONE PERCENT OF A FUCK. ABOUT HOW OTHERS POD THEIR CASTS. AND TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT. IS EVEN MORE INFURIATING.
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OH GOD. I ALMOST FORGOT. THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK WITH CITIZENS. IF I WANT TO BE A *PROPER* INFLUENTIAL FIGURE.
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OH GOD. I ALMOST FORGOT. THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK WITH CITIZENS. IF I WANT TO BE A *PROPER* INFLUENTIAL FIGURE.
dud3 what th3 actual fuck 1z th1z?
why d03z th1z zh1t z0und l1k3 1tz fr0m a l3agu3 0f zup3r 3v1l 3p1z0d3?
I WILL DO THE MOST HONORABLE THING A MAN CAN DO. FOR YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. THE ONE WHO IS READING THIS.
IF THE MONOLITHIC AEON-SPANNING HOE KNOWN AS JANE CROCKER DOES NOT STOP HER FEMALE MEDDLING, I WILL STEP IN. AND ELIMINATE THE SCANDALOUS EMPRESS MYSELF.
YOU HAVE MY WORD!
AND, YOU HAVE TWO DAYS.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I WILL DO THE MOST HONORABLE THING A MAN CAN DO. FOR YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. THE ONE WHO IS READING THIS.
IF THE MONOLITHIC AEON-SPANNING HOE KNOWN AS JANE CROCKER DOES NOT STOP HER FEMALE MEDDLING, I WILL STEP IN. AND ELIMINATE THE SCANDALOUS EMPRESS MYSELF.
YOU HAVE MY WORD!
AND, YOU HAVE TWO DAYS.
CROCKERCORP IS AN UNEQUIVOCAL SHAM.
YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN READING. AND ABSORBING MANY IMPORTANT THINGS.
NONE OF WHICH RELATE TO CROCKERCORP. HOWEVER. IT IS CLEAR TO ME. THAT YOUR SOCIETY IS NOW UNDER THE ENGORGED HOOF OF A RAVENOUS, CIRCULAR PIG. SO HERE IS WHAT I'LL DO.
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
CROCKERCORP IS AN UNEQUIVOCAL SHAM.
YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN READING. AND ABSORBING MANY IMPORTANT THINGS.
NONE OF WHICH RELATE TO CROCKERCORP. HOWEVER. IT IS CLEAR TO ME. THAT YOUR SOCIETY IS NOW UNDER THE ENGORGED HOOF OF A RAVENOUS, CIRCULAR PIG. SO HERE IS WHAT I'LL DO.
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
HELLO DIRK. I WANT TO POD A CAST.
Protect your neck, son.
THE FIRST PART OF ESTABLISHING ANY GOOD POLITICAL BASE IS BY BROADCASTING YOUR VOICE. THROUGH SOME SORT OF POD.

I MAY EVEN DO SOME. "DEBATES." BECAUSE I VALUE THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS. SO VERY, VERY MUCH.
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
THE FIRST PART OF ESTABLISHING ANY GOOD POLITICAL BASE IS BY BROADCASTING YOUR VOICE. THROUGH SOME SORT OF POD.

I MAY EVEN DO SOME. "DEBATES." BECAUSE I VALUE THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS. SO VERY, VERY MUCH.
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
WHY DID THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A GREEN WOMAN. WHO IS SCORNED FOR BEING EVIL.

THEY SHOULD PRODUCE A MOVIE LIKE THAT FOR ME. EXCEPT I AM MORE RELATABLE AND DO NOTHING WRONG. OH WAIT. THEY ALREADY WROTE A STORY ABOUT THAT!
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT. I THINK I AM GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
YES. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. AT MY TINY HEAD. RELATIVE TO MY STOLEN FUTURE BODY.
WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVLOPED NON-FLASHING EYES DON'T COMPREHEND IS JUST HOW FUCKING
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October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
> LE: Loom.
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
KILL EVERYBODY YOU DISAGREE WITH.
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
OH MY GOD. DIRK THOUGHT HE COULD TORMENT A SPECIES BETTER THAN ME. I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RAINBOW TEARS.
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT I STILL HOLD TOTAL DOMINION OVER REALITY. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
KILL ALL FISHMEN.
September 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
WHAT. NO HE ISN'T. EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ETERNALLY WEEPING SCUMBAG. WITH "DEPRESSION" WHERE HIS ENTHUSIASM SHOULD BE. IT IS SENSIBLE TO SAY. THAT HE IS TOTALLY FUCKING GAY TO BE PLAYING MY GAMES.
USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.
SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@miasmajesty.bsky.social RESPOND NOW YOU REPREHENSIBLE PHALLUS CHURNING FUCK.
HE NEVER ANSWERED. THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO DIE.
OH MY LEGENDARY HUMAN CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
SHUT UP. STOP FLAUNTING. YOU DISGUSTING SKANK. MY BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY. TO DESTROY YOU.
September 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
THAT GUY'S ARTERIES LOOKED DELICIOUS BTW. (THIS MEANS BY THE WAY.)
ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by LORD GOD EMPEROR.
“𝟷𝚂 𝟷𝚃 𝚆𝟹𝟷𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝟷𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝟹𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝟷𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝟷𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙲𝟺𝚄𝚂𝟹 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝟹𝙼𝚂?”
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September 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
HOW ARE THESE GHOSTS STILL ALIVE. DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOME SORT OF BEEFBODY AVATAR TO GET UTTERLY TROUNCED BY.
September 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM