LORD GOD EMPEROR.
@cairoovercoat.bsky.social
UU: HELLO READER. I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE "FANFICTION".
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YOU KNOW WHAT. I THINK I AM GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT. I THINK I AM GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
YES. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. AT MY TINY HEAD. RELATIVE TO MY STOLEN FUTURE BODY.
WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVLOPED NON-FLASHING EYES DON'T COMPREHEND IS JUST HOW FUCKING
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WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVLOPED NON-FLASHING EYES DON'T COMPREHEND IS JUST HOW FUCKING
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October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
YES. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. AT MY TINY HEAD. RELATIVE TO MY STOLEN FUTURE BODY.
WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVLOPED NON-FLASHING EYES DON'T COMPREHEND IS JUST HOW FUCKING
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WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVLOPED NON-FLASHING EYES DON'T COMPREHEND IS JUST HOW FUCKING
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KILL EVERYBODY YOU DISAGREE WITH.
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
KILL EVERYBODY YOU DISAGREE WITH.
OH MY GOD. DIRK THOUGHT HE COULD TORMENT A SPECIES BETTER THAN ME. I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RAINBOW TEARS.
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
OH MY GOD. DIRK THOUGHT HE COULD TORMENT A SPECIES BETTER THAN ME. I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RAINBOW TEARS.
I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT I STILL HOLD TOTAL DOMINION OVER REALITY. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT I STILL HOLD TOTAL DOMINION OVER REALITY. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.
KILL ALL FISHMEN.
September 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
KILL ALL FISHMEN.
WHAT. NO HE ISN'T. EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ETERNALLY WEEPING SCUMBAG. WITH "DEPRESSION" WHERE HIS ENTHUSIASM SHOULD BE. IT IS SENSIBLE TO SAY. THAT HE IS TOTALLY FUCKING GAY TO BE PLAYING MY GAMES.
USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.
USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WHAT. NO HE ISN'T. EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ETERNALLY WEEPING SCUMBAG. WITH "DEPRESSION" WHERE HIS ENTHUSIASM SHOULD BE. IT IS SENSIBLE TO SAY. THAT HE IS TOTALLY FUCKING GAY TO BE PLAYING MY GAMES.
USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.
USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.
SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.
SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.
SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.
SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.
@miasmajesty.bsky.social RESPOND NOW YOU REPREHENSIBLE PHALLUS CHURNING FUCK.
HE NEVER ANSWERED. THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO DIE.
OH MY LEGENDARY HUMAN CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@miasmajesty.bsky.social RESPOND NOW YOU REPREHENSIBLE PHALLUS CHURNING FUCK.
SHUT UP. STOP FLAUNTING. YOU DISGUSTING SKANK. MY BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY. TO DESTROY YOU.
September 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
SHUT UP. STOP FLAUNTING. YOU DISGUSTING SKANK. MY BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY. TO DESTROY YOU.
THAT GUY'S ARTERIES LOOKED DELICIOUS BTW. (THIS MEANS BY THE WAY.)
ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
THAT GUY'S ARTERIES LOOKED DELICIOUS BTW. (THIS MEANS BY THE WAY.)
ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ERM. AAAAAAAWKWAAAARD.
Reposted by LORD GOD EMPEROR.
“𝟷𝚂 𝟷𝚃 𝚆𝟹𝟷𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝟷𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝟹𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝟷𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝟷𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙲𝟺𝚄𝚂𝟹 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝟹𝙼𝚂?”
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
September 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“𝟷𝚂 𝟷𝚃 𝚆𝟹𝟷𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝟷𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝟹𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝟷𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝟷𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙲𝟺𝚄𝚂𝟹 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝟹𝙼𝚂?”
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
[ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
HOW ARE THESE GHOSTS STILL ALIVE. DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOME SORT OF BEEFBODY AVATAR TO GET UTTERLY TROUNCED BY.
September 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
HOW ARE THESE GHOSTS STILL ALIVE. DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOME SORT OF BEEFBODY AVATAR TO GET UTTERLY TROUNCED BY.
NO WAY. YOU ARE?
WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION. I'M SO WROUGHT WITH HUMAN CRYING EMOTIONS. CALLED SADNESS. AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT. A FACT SO IMPORTANT. THAT THE MAN IT IS ATTACHED TO IS INSANELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT BY ASSOCIATION.
> Your hands twitch.
> You want to kill it so badly.
WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION. I'M SO WROUGHT WITH HUMAN CRYING EMOTIONS. CALLED SADNESS. AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT. A FACT SO IMPORTANT. THAT THE MAN IT IS ATTACHED TO IS INSANELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT BY ASSOCIATION.
> Your hands twitch.
> You want to kill it so badly.
HEY! that vwas for a certain someones eyes only! just knowv im so OVER the vwizarding scene.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS. ALL OF MY 53 FOLLOWERS BEGIN LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
NO WAY. YOU ARE?
WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION. I'M SO WROUGHT WITH HUMAN CRYING EMOTIONS. CALLED SADNESS. AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT. A FACT SO IMPORTANT. THAT THE MAN IT IS ATTACHED TO IS INSANELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT BY ASSOCIATION.
> Your hands twitch.
> You want to kill it so badly.
WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION. I'M SO WROUGHT WITH HUMAN CRYING EMOTIONS. CALLED SADNESS. AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT. A FACT SO IMPORTANT. THAT THE MAN IT IS ATTACHED TO IS INSANELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT BY ASSOCIATION.
> Your hands twitch.
> You want to kill it so badly.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS. ALL OF MY 53 FOLLOWERS BEGIN LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
[ > Cronus: Put on Wizard Garb. ]
[ You put on your old WIZARD GARB. You haven’t worn this thing in a while… not since your belief in magic was tragically shattered.
You just hope no one sees you in this. ]
[ You put on your old WIZARD GARB. You haven’t worn this thing in a while… not since your belief in magic was tragically shattered.
You just hope no one sees you in this. ]
September 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS. ALL OF MY 53 FOLLOWERS BEGIN LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
MOVE. BITCHES. MOOOOOOOOVE.
September 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
MOVE. BITCHES. MOOOOOOOOVE.
OOPS. I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON. THAT SENDS A POWERFUL PLUSH FRIEND TO TORMENT AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF GREYSCALE HORNED FREAKS.
September 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
OOPS. I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON. THAT SENDS A POWERFUL PLUSH FRIEND TO TORMENT AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF GREYSCALE HORNED FREAKS.
YES JUST SEND ME IT. OUR TRANSACTION WILL BE SECRET. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.
okay.
well
do you still want the yaoi then because i'll just forward what i still have to you as good will
well
do you still want the yaoi then because i'll just forward what i still have to you as good will
OKAY. SO IT SEEMS THAT FEMALE GENDER (AS USUAL) HAS HIJACKED THE MOST HOLY AND PASSIONATE DISPLAY OF ARTISTRY EVER CONCIEVED. ONCE WE WERE FREE FROM THEIR CONSTRICTIVE GRIP OF OPPRESSION. OF BISHIE BOYS EXPRESSING A PURE AND RIGHTEOUS BROHOOD AMONGST EACH OTHER.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.
September 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
YES JUST SEND ME IT. OUR TRANSACTION WILL BE SECRET. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.
OKAY. SO IT SEEMS THAT FEMALE GENDER (AS USUAL) HAS HIJACKED THE MOST HOLY AND PASSIONATE DISPLAY OF ARTISTRY EVER CONCIEVED. ONCE WE WERE FREE FROM THEIR CONSTRICTIVE GRIP OF OPPRESSION. OF BISHIE BOYS EXPRESSING A PURE AND RIGHTEOUS BROHOOD AMONGST EACH OTHER.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.
okay so i want you to imagine yaoi
with like
girls instead of guys
do you see the vision
with like
girls instead of guys
do you see the vision
WHAT IS THAT. WHAT'S A YURI.
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
OKAY. SO IT SEEMS THAT FEMALE GENDER (AS USUAL) HAS HIJACKED THE MOST HOLY AND PASSIONATE DISPLAY OF ARTISTRY EVER CONCIEVED. ONCE WE WERE FREE FROM THEIR CONSTRICTIVE GRIP OF OPPRESSION. OF BISHIE BOYS EXPRESSING A PURE AND RIGHTEOUS BROHOOD AMONGST EACH OTHER.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.
I DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN YOUR FAITH.
WHAT IS THAT. WHAT'S A YURI.
if i include the yuri can i get a favor to murder someone on my behalf too
MESSAGE ME. GIVE YOUR STASH. AND AS A FAVOR I WON'T MURDER YOU.
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WHAT IS THAT. WHAT'S A YURI.
HE NEVER ANSWERED. THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO DIE.
OH MY LEGENDARY HUMAN CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
HE NEVER ANSWERED. THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO DIE.
MESSAGE ME. GIVE YOUR STASH. AND AS A FAVOR I WON'T MURDER YOU.
someone fucking stole my megaman yaoi manga
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
MESSAGE ME. GIVE YOUR STASH. AND AS A FAVOR I WON'T MURDER YOU.