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a brown horse is running in a field with the words headlikeanorange written below it
ALT: a brown horse is running in a field with the words headlikeanorange written below it
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οὐκ οἶσθα, ἦν δ᾽ ἐγώ, ὅτι τό γε ὡς ἀληθῶς ψεῦδος, εἰ οἷόν τε τοῦτο εἰπεῖν, πάντες θεοί τε καὶ ἄνθρωποι μισοῦσιν; πῶς, ἔφη, λέγεις; οὕτως, ἦν δ᾽ ἐγώ, ὅτι τῷ κυριωτάτῳ που ἑαυτῶν ψεύδεσθαι καὶ περὶ τὰ κυριώτατα οὐδεὶς ἑκὼν ἐθέλει, ἀλλὰ πάντων μάλιστα φοβεῖται ἐκεῖ αὐτὸ κεκτῆσθαι.
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Yeah? Maybe you should.
well if u want i can teach you a lil somethin called suckin tongue since youre so confused
How am I supposed to believe you want a kiss? You’ve just conditioned me to think the only way to indicate that is by going “schlup” and sticking your tongue out.
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Yeah? Maybe you should.
How am I supposed to believe you want a kiss? You’ve just conditioned me to think the only way to indicate that is by going “schlup” and sticking your tongue out.
smoooooch smooch smooch
[ > You still have the pumpkin pressed up against his cheek. When you realize that he's having none of your bullshit, you put it down and scoot closer to him. ]
then how about u kiss ur pumpkin instead
aaand by that i mean me ;D
[ > You still have the pumpkin pressed up against his cheek. When you realize that he's having none of your bullshit, you put it down and scoot closer to him. ]
then how about u kiss ur pumpkin instead
aaand by that i mean me ;D
I’m not kissing that pumpkin.
October 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How am I supposed to believe you want a kiss? You’ve just conditioned me to think the only way to indicate that is by going “schlup” and sticking your tongue out.
I’m not kissing that pumpkin.
well aint that somethin
...
[ > You bring the pumpkin to his face while he's busy carving. You gently rub the pumpkin's tongue against his cheek, making a licking noise with your mouth. ]
schlup
i think someone wants a kiss
...
[ > You bring the pumpkin to his face while he's busy carving. You gently rub the pumpkin's tongue against his cheek, making a licking noise with your mouth. ]
schlup
i think someone wants a kiss
[ > You’ve turned your pumpkin into a VERIFIABLE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HYDRIA.
You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ]
The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ]
The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I’m not kissing that pumpkin.
[ > You’ve turned your pumpkin into a VERIFIABLE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HYDRIA.
You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ]
The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ]
The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
He'll be the Rudolph of his generation you think.
That aside, you should probably check up on Dirk and see what he's up to. ]
whatcha workin on
That aside, you should probably check up on Dirk and see what he's up to. ]
whatcha workin on
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
[ > You’ve turned your pumpkin into a VERIFIABLE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HYDRIA.
You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ]
The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ]
The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
jerkin it rn
September 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?
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September 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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told u i never miss @miasmajesty.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
told u i never miss @miasmajesty.bsky.social
Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point.
wh-
no?? it's actually because he is a cartoon!
no?? it's actually because he is a cartoon!
Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.
September 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point.
Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.
DUDE.
No, she’s right.
September 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.
No, she’s right.
dude.
mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
No, she’s right.
His name’s Kuririn.
this movie boring asf they should just start krillin everyboaty
[ she's watching Up. ]
[ she's watching Up. ]
September 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
His name’s Kuririn.
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mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin
September 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin
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What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond.
September 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond.
I’ll just wash your hair for you.
would it be so bad if i just didnt take care of my hair 4 today
September 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’ll just wash your hair for you.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle.
September 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle.
What was that?
*mumble mumble* kiss my ass.....
Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.
September 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What was that?
Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.
[ > Roxy: Cackle at the top of your lungs while lightning strikes dramatically for effect. ]
[ > A celebratory cackle echoes through the halls of your house, making it obvious that whatever was going on in your lab had gone right. ]
its ALIVE!!!!!!
[ > A celebratory cackle echoes through the halls of your house, making it obvious that whatever was going on in your lab had gone right. ]
its ALIVE!!!!!!
September 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.
Hey.
if only i had someones arm 2 squeeze
September 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey.
Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest.
LISTEN TO THIS GUY. HE THINKS HE IS REALLY "ABOUT THAT LIFE."
YOU ARE MY SON. I AM LIKE YOUR GODFATHER. EXCEPT SOMETHING MUCH LESS INSIPID AND TERRIBLE.
LIKE "LORDFATHER."
YEEEEEEEEEEEES. FROM NOW ON, I AM YOUR LORDFATHER.
YOU ARE MY SON. I AM LIKE YOUR GODFATHER. EXCEPT SOMETHING MUCH LESS INSIPID AND TERRIBLE.
LIKE "LORDFATHER."
YEEEEEEEEEEEES. FROM NOW ON, I AM YOUR LORDFATHER.
Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.
September 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest.
Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.
STRANGELY. IN THAT HE IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE SMALLER PURPLE TROLL. WHO IS A FARCE WIZARD. AND IS ACTUALLY RELATABLE.
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING HORRIBLE. THAT ISN'T ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED.
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING HORRIBLE. THAT ISN'T ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED.
September 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.
Nah, man. That’s all you. Knock yourself out.
SOMEBODY KILL THAT FISH MAN. I DON'T WANT TO. BUT AGONY CAN BE SPARED IF IT DIES.
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nah, man. That’s all you. Knock yourself out.
Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh.
Still all of them.
Still all of them.
i said in a fight
All of them.
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh.
Still all of them.
Still all of them.
All of them.
alright lets have a discussion
what muppets do you think you could take in a fight.
what muppets do you think you could take in a fight.
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
All of them.