UU: HELLO READER. I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE "FANFICTION".
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pfp 🎨: @/ecobonibon
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT. WE HAVE A MUTUAL DISTASTE FOR FISHMEN. WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTUS ACHIEVEMENT OF MY FATHERHOOD. WITH A CELEBRATORY VIDEO. WHICH I DISCOVERED.
DIRK THIS IS US.
> Traces of black hair, an empty bard suit, a tank top, and a pair of dark shades lay in the rubble.
> The puddle bubbles and vibrates.
> FWOP.
> BEHOLD.
> LORD ENGLISH
IS REBORN.
> Traces of black hair, an empty bard suit, a tank top, and a pair of dark shades lay in the rubble.
> The puddle bubbles and vibrates.
> FWOP.
> BEHOLD.
> LORD ENGLISH
IS REBORN.
> Cal: Start exploding into little plastic pieces.
> The very air around the puppet starts eviscerating itself.
SHUT UP... IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
> CRRK. BANG. BLUNFF.
> KAPOW.
> BOOM.
> Cal: Die, for real.
> Cal: Start exploding into little plastic pieces.
> The very air around the puppet starts eviscerating itself.
SHUT UP... IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
> CRRK. BANG. BLUNFF.
> KAPOW.
> BOOM.
> Cal: Die, for real.
MY NEW PUPPET BURSTING HAND IS AMAZING. FOR CREATION.
MY NEW PUPPET BURSTING HAND IS AMAZING. FOR CREATION.