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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls
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#SFF writer from Maine. VP21. He/Him. Cóyotl award nominated. Creator of Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscription web page. Co-editor of Trollbreath Magazine.

https://www.trollbreath.com

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Welcome to September!

Did I happen to mention there's a new issue of Trollbreath Magazine available? And did I happen to mention that Trollbreath Magazine is now open for submissions for our Spring/Summer 2026 issues?

No?

Well now I have!
Issue 5, Fall 2025 - Trollbreath Magazine
Issue 5, Fall 2025 Fiction La Forêt de Fontainebleu, Les Chasseurs, Le Renard by Aimee Ogden   The Water Dragons of Harney County by B. Morris Allen   The Machines are Hungry by Maressa Voss   Gracie ...
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.

Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Coming in just three weeks..... (there's still so much to do!)
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
That kid has more style at 15 than I've had over 58 years of living. Kudos to him.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
All decisions have been made, all emails sent. Another submissions period is behind us!

Now to get to work on the Dec. Issue. Also, planning open submissions for 2026. And finish the Year 1 anthology. And prep for our Kickstarter/subscription drive. And...

A small publisher's work is never done.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Crystal's poetry always knocks our socks off, and we're glad she keeps submitting.
I'm so honored to have another poem featured in this lovely journal!!

I hope you'll enjoy this fairytale retelling 😸
Free Fiction Friday features
the wrong frog
by Crystal Sidell

magazine.trollbreath.com/the-wrong-fr...
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey, my daughter needs just 18 subscribers to put her at 10k on Youtube. If you spend time there watching vids, toss her a follow.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
An administration so inept they can't even get a conviction when the crime - assault by sandwich - is caught on video and the guy confessed. Never mind they tried to make it a federal offense (lowered to misdemeanor when they couldn't get an indictment).

Way to go, citizens of Washington, DC!
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Pelosi retiring? This week keeps on giving.

Here's hoping her seat goes to someone young, progressive, and not willing to compromise with fascists.
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Good riddance to a man who was a Reagan era Republican in all but party designation. He loved Trump tariffs, which are devastating Maine, and was willing to debase moderate values for conservative votes (which he still can't get).

He went out the way he lived: whining about "progressives."
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My wife is awesome. I'm so happy for her, and for Maine.
I walked and drove the miles and talked to so many people while canvassing for Q1 here in Maine. It’s so satisfying to wake up to good news. Keep up the work everyone. Don’t ever let them convince you that your efforts are in vain.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Voter ID and attempt to roll back Absentee voting in Maine DEFEATED!

My wife busted her ass canvassing for that, she's going to be thrilled when she hears.

And we swept all the other races, up and down the ballots. Two governors, redistricting in CA, etc, etc.

Hope... it's a lovely thing.
a group of men in military uniforms are dancing on a stage and one of them says hey hey hey
Alt: A gif showing a scene from the stage show Hamilton, where a group of men in revolutionary era uniforms are dancing on a stage and one of them says hey hey hey
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Fraser/Weisz returning for a new "Mummy" film on the day an evil old ghoul finally died?

Hell of a good day, isn't it.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie

(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wait, wait... Steve Burns... Steve from Blues Clues ... did the intro music for the Young Sheldon show?

This really is the WEIRDEST fucking timeline....
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Change is... good? Huh... who knew????

But yeah, we got some like, changes coming!

magazine.trollbreath.com/change-to-ou...
Change to Our Submission Periods - Trollbreath Magazine
Longer Submission Period Coming in 2026!
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November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just for funnsies, here's an interview with one of the co-editors of Trollbreath Magazine, posted by @duotrope.com today.

Said editor being me (Jennifer helped me write the answers once she got up)

duotrope.com/interview/ed...
Duotrope's Interview with Trollbreath Magazine
Read Duotrope's editor interview with Trollbreath Magazine to learn what they're looking for and gain more insight into this publication.
duotrope.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Yeah! What SHE said!
Fuck the dislike button.

Instead, I ignore bad takes/or tell you why your take is bad/or unfollow you because you dominate my feed / or block you because you’re a throwback edgelord. This works perfectly.

I don’t need to vote on your take. Bluesky needs to stop trying to be the place people left.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Dislike is for lazy-ass trolling and outrage machines.
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Everyone is So Fucking Worried about the conversations we have in these artificial spaces that limit our responses to just 300 characters. This is a micro-blogging site, not the Harvard debate team.

I'm not here to "have conversations." I'm here to say hello, shit post, and sell stories.
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Hey Maine! Let's take care of each other and keep everyone fed - and please get to the polls and Vote NO on 1.
www.activatemaine.com/snap?link_id...
SNAP Into Action | Activate Maine
www.activatemaine.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Before you empty your cupboard of expired cans and niche food items, please consider this:
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
For something both spooky and more than a little funny on this day of Halloween, I shall offer up my story from Mythaxis magazine back in 2022, "The Gourmets." A story about what happens when a talking skull and a were-tabby become food critics.

mythaxis.co.uk/issue-31/the...
The Gourmets
Speculative Fiction Without Distraction
mythaxis.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Looks like Affinity Publisher/Photo/Design is now just Affinity. One app to combine them all. And... free? Forever?

I'll have to take a closer look at what's going on when work is over today. We use the Affinity products for the magazine and hopefully the new version will improve our work.
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Well, for better or worse, it's finally ending. I will forever remain "Team Dustin" in my heart, and the finale better ensure he and Steve get a good ending.
Stranger Things 5 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Slickers
P&Ps
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Almond Goy

(I originally thought of Zounds but I'd eat that in a hot minute)
Change one letter, ruin a candy

A&M
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My poor wife has had to get up early the last couple of days and has lost track of which day it is. Show her - and Beth - some love by reading this fantastic story.
Happy Thursday! This week’s throwback is a gem from Beth Goder @bethgoder.bsky.social

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October 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM