Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls
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#SFF writer from Maine. VP21. He/Him. Cóyotl award nominated. Creator of Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscription web page. Co-editor of Trollbreath Magazine.
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Coming in just three weeks..... (there's still so much to do!)
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Coming in just three weeks..... (there's still so much to do!)
My awesome wife got me the coolest three-tone sneaks for ... um... well Yuletide it seems, but she had to give them to me way early out of fear she couldn't return them if they didn't fit.
They fit PERFECT. I am adores.
They fit PERFECT. I am adores.
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My awesome wife got me the coolest three-tone sneaks for ... um... well Yuletide it seems, but she had to give them to me way early out of fear she couldn't return them if they didn't fit.
They fit PERFECT. I am adores.
They fit PERFECT. I am adores.
100% of the women I know love Star Trek. My wife's favorite is Deep Space 9, and she's the one who convinced me to go back to it and watch all the seasons I'd missed (she was right, by the way, though Voyager remains number 1 in my heart because everyone knows there's coffee in those nebulae)
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
100% of the women I know love Star Trek. My wife's favorite is Deep Space 9, and she's the one who convinced me to go back to it and watch all the seasons I'd missed (she was right, by the way, though Voyager remains number 1 in my heart because everyone knows there's coffee in those nebulae)
Post a remake you love...
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Post a remake you love...
Love this. It's by artist and author Nikkolas Smith. He says this is how No Kings day felt.
www.instagram.com/p/DP_5AQEkb7Z/
www.instagram.com/p/DP_5AQEkb7Z/
October 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Love this. It's by artist and author Nikkolas Smith. He says this is how No Kings day felt.
www.instagram.com/p/DP_5AQEkb7Z/
www.instagram.com/p/DP_5AQEkb7Z/
A picture of the offending fly, who forever shall be referred to as "Pot Pie the Fliest Fly Who Failed To Fly From Freeze Dried Chicken Pie."
Rest in peace, you meal ruining bastard. Sigh...
Rest in peace, you meal ruining bastard. Sigh...
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A picture of the offending fly, who forever shall be referred to as "Pot Pie the Fliest Fly Who Failed To Fly From Freeze Dried Chicken Pie."
Rest in peace, you meal ruining bastard. Sigh...
Rest in peace, you meal ruining bastard. Sigh...
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They just don't make movie posters anymore the way they used... oh... oh my... oh my stars and garters....
(This is apparently for the Imax version of the film)
(This is apparently for the Imax version of the film)
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
They just don't make movie posters anymore the way they used... oh... oh my... oh my stars and garters....
(This is apparently for the Imax version of the film)
(This is apparently for the Imax version of the film)
Now having a fabulous late lunch at Serendib, an Indian restaurant in Ellsworth
October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Now having a fabulous late lunch at Serendib, an Indian restaurant in Ellsworth
And the result…
October 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And the result…
Wait, wait... that means I'm antifascism!
You guys, I always wanted to grow up and become an 'ISM! Dream realized!
You guys, I always wanted to grow up and become an 'ISM! Dream realized!
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Wait, wait... that means I'm antifascism!
You guys, I always wanted to grow up and become an 'ISM! Dream realized!
You guys, I always wanted to grow up and become an 'ISM! Dream realized!
Lovely day for a long drive. We went to Ricker Hill Orchard, where we picked up some hard cider and some apple spice donuts. Starting to get some really beautiful color out there in the leaves now.
October 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lovely day for a long drive. We went to Ricker Hill Orchard, where we picked up some hard cider and some apple spice donuts. Starting to get some really beautiful color out there in the leaves now.
Uh… they already got past you. This marketing mail they sent me reeks of “I’m very badass.”
Love you, ACLU, but you way behind.
Love you, ACLU, but you way behind.
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Uh… they already got past you. This marketing mail they sent me reeks of “I’m very badass.”
Love you, ACLU, but you way behind.
Love you, ACLU, but you way behind.
Positive, personal rejections are always nice, but it's a touch more painful when it's a really big market you had been dreaming of finally landing a piece in. I had really hoped for that sale and was excited when they held it. Alas... sigh... this, too, shall pass.
Fitting gif.
Fitting gif.
October 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Positive, personal rejections are always nice, but it's a touch more painful when it's a really big market you had been dreaming of finally landing a piece in. I had really hoped for that sale and was excited when they held it. Alas... sigh... this, too, shall pass.
Fitting gif.
Fitting gif.
Well, I see Reuters is trying to ah... automate some of its work? How's that algorithm working out for you, News Agency? Better than "Company" I hope.
October 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Well, I see Reuters is trying to ah... automate some of its work? How's that algorithm working out for you, News Agency? Better than "Company" I hope.
Quote with your first anime.
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Quote with your first anime.
Post a You from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Post a You from a different era
Here's a few more to show how much you can scale these up. Some folks are doing way more with "glitch" building or mods to increase complexity, but I don't use those techniques since they can cause problems for other players when you encounter them (there's a reason why part limits exist).
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Here's a few more to show how much you can scale these up. Some folks are doing way more with "glitch" building or mods to increase complexity, but I don't use those techniques since they can cause problems for other players when you encounter them (there's a reason why part limits exist).
After a weekend of feeling exhaustion, I'm back to normal today. Been catching up on slush pile readings, but making a little time for No Man's Sky with its latest incredible update, Voyagers.
Y'all, we can make bespoke ships now! I made all these. Having so much fun playing around with designs.
Y'all, we can make bespoke ships now! I made all these. Having so much fun playing around with designs.
September 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
After a weekend of feeling exhaustion, I'm back to normal today. Been catching up on slush pile readings, but making a little time for No Man's Sky with its latest incredible update, Voyagers.
Y'all, we can make bespoke ships now! I made all these. Having so much fun playing around with designs.
Y'all, we can make bespoke ships now! I made all these. Having so much fun playing around with designs.
Alright, I've made a small alteration and will read "Fox and Troll Steal Math" on Saturday at Flights of Foundry. There was just no way to get "Fox and Troll Bake a Cake" under 60 minutes without some vicious trimming.
Please join me Saturday morning at 7:00. I know, it's early!
Please join me Saturday morning at 7:00. I know, it's early!
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Alright, I've made a small alteration and will read "Fox and Troll Steal Math" on Saturday at Flights of Foundry. There was just no way to get "Fox and Troll Bake a Cake" under 60 minutes without some vicious trimming.
Please join me Saturday morning at 7:00. I know, it's early!
Please join me Saturday morning at 7:00. I know, it's early!