TrojanChad
@trojanchad.bsky.social
Sales guy for income. Witty guy for outcome. #TroyTrojans alum and fan #Dancedad #auburndad
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
If @aewontv.bsky.social is hell bent on putting social posts on screen, at least stop with the Xitter posts. #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If @aewontv.bsky.social is hell bent on putting social posts on screen, at least stop with the Xitter posts. #AEWWrestleDream
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
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help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
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Counterpoint: Go Beeeeees
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Counterpoint: Go Beeeeees
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
Autocorrected “burgers and dogs” to “burgers and drugs” in a Memorial Day weekend text and now grilling is going to be 🔥
May 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Autocorrected “burgers and dogs” to “burgers and drugs” in a Memorial Day weekend text and now grilling is going to be 🔥
May 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
As the work week winds down, please watch this mandatory safety video. See you Monday, unless you are split in half at the waist by a headless forklift operator!
youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I?...
youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I?...
Staplerfahrer Klaus (Deutsch German) (HD)
YouTube video by Anujan Mahesan
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May 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As the work week winds down, please watch this mandatory safety video. See you Monday, unless you are split in half at the waist by a headless forklift operator!
youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I?...
youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I?...
April 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elections have consequences
Did iMessage move the 👍 text reply? I feel like I’ve been inadvertently giving 👎 more recently.
April 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did iMessage move the 👍 text reply? I feel like I’ve been inadvertently giving 👎 more recently.
Due to my trade deficit with the local grocery store I have decided to punch myself in the balls at midnight tonight and start paying twice as much.
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Due to my trade deficit with the local grocery store I have decided to punch myself in the balls at midnight tonight and start paying twice as much.
Imposing massive tariffs then claiming surprise at retaliation instead of willingness to negotiate is wild.
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Imposing massive tariffs then claiming surprise at retaliation instead of willingness to negotiate is wild.
Glad I was able to make some Apple hardware upgrades over the past few months.
April 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Glad I was able to make some Apple hardware upgrades over the past few months.
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Each Democrat who voted to censure Rep Al Green should hold an IN PERSON town hall this weekend to explain their vote to their constituents.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Each Democrat who voted to censure Rep Al Green should hold an IN PERSON town hall this weekend to explain their vote to their constituents.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
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want to feel old? this is caillou today
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
want to feel old? this is caillou today
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You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.
March 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.
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Trump’s a great deal-maker. 😭☠️😭
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Trump’s a great deal-maker. 😭☠️😭
Here is some fun nostalgia to go with your morning coffee. 🎧☕️
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iPod.js
An iPod Classic built for the web.
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February 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Here is some fun nostalgia to go with your morning coffee. 🎧☕️
www.tannerv.com/ipod
www.tannerv.com/ipod
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Ronald Reagan: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies.
We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.”
We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.”
January 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ronald Reagan: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies.
We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.”
We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.”
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Getting real close to a billion posts
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Getting real close to a billion posts
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If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.
January 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.
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Here's what I'm sending to my reps on Trump's concentration camp plan. Feel use whatever of the script you like (it's in the alt text on the pic). Can be used for calls and/or emails.
Find Your Senators: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
Find Your Representatives: www.house.gov/representati...
Find Your Senators: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
Find Your Representatives: www.house.gov/representati...
January 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
New Orleans reporter makes snow woman, gives her straw Mardi Gras wig live on air 😂 #snow #nola @wgno.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
New Orleans reporter makes snow woman, gives her straw Mardi Gras wig live on air 😂 #snow #nola @wgno.bsky.social