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welcome to bellersball tuesdays. you are now about to witness the strength of 'we can take a lot of positives from that performance, despite the result' knowledge
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
welcome to bellersball tuesdays. you are now about to witness the strength of 'we can take a lot of positives from that performance, despite the result' knowledge
morbidly fascinated by this dreary world of vice publishing articles which are obviously the result of chatgpt cannibalising their own thinkpieces from ten years ago www.vice.com/en/article/m...
Mankeeping Is Why Women Are Done With Dating
Researchers at Stanford have finally given a name to something many women have been dealing with for years. It’s called mankeeping.
www.vice.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
morbidly fascinated by this dreary world of vice publishing articles which are obviously the result of chatgpt cannibalising their own thinkpieces from ten years ago www.vice.com/en/article/m...
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BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation"
As opposed to doing what with their children??
As opposed to doing what with their children??
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation"
As opposed to doing what with their children??
As opposed to doing what with their children??
i don't need to do anything anymore i just ask my phone to help me delude myself into thinking i am living a meaningful life
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i don't need to do anything anymore i just ask my phone to help me delude myself into thinking i am living a meaningful life
spent the last year or so making two tv shows for channel 4, the first is out thursday 16th october and guarantees all viewers a million pounds, simply for tuning in
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
spent the last year or so making two tv shows for channel 4, the first is out thursday 16th october and guarantees all viewers a million pounds, simply for tuning in
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
i think there should be a new Your Party membership portal launch every couple of days, each with a slightly different url and ever more inscrutable terms of service. could raise millions
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
i think there should be a new Your Party membership portal launch every couple of days, each with a slightly different url and ever more inscrutable terms of service. could raise millions
a lot of critics of adam curtis are fixated on a refusal to abandon his style in favour of making arguments in/of the form they would like him to. this has value in pointing out the journalistic, historiographical limitations of the style, but i always find them lacking as analyses of filmmaking
June 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
a lot of critics of adam curtis are fixated on a refusal to abandon his style in favour of making arguments in/of the form they would like him to. this has value in pointing out the journalistic, historiographical limitations of the style, but i always find them lacking as analyses of filmmaking
really is so drearily predictable seeing a load of the 2010s-youth-culture-writer turned embittered millennial journo cohort get bang into reactionary 'yookay' drivel. every generation needs a million tony parsons i suppose
June 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
really is so drearily predictable seeing a load of the 2010s-youth-culture-writer turned embittered millennial journo cohort get bang into reactionary 'yookay' drivel. every generation needs a million tony parsons i suppose
barry town out of europa, cardiff city relegated, wrexham promoted. a dark day for south wales, but a billboard one for east yankland
April 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
barry town out of europa, cardiff city relegated, wrexham promoted. a dark day for south wales, but a billboard one for east yankland
forcing myself into a bluesky posting routine like a penitent smoker chewing nicorette
April 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
forcing myself into a bluesky posting routine like a penitent smoker chewing nicorette
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There's been a lot of talk about the new HBO 'Harry Potter' series lately. It made me wonder what it would actually be like.
This is my version of it: drive.google.com/file/d/1O27U...
This is my version of it: drive.google.com/file/d/1O27U...
April 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
There's been a lot of talk about the new HBO 'Harry Potter' series lately. It made me wonder what it would actually be like.
This is my version of it: drive.google.com/file/d/1O27U...
This is my version of it: drive.google.com/file/d/1O27U...
i am going to become the garyseconomics of having a few beers
April 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i am going to become the garyseconomics of having a few beers
the entire last act of sam mendes' forthcoming 2028 ringo starr biopic will feature little barry keoghan voicing thomas the tank engine with his penis out
April 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the entire last act of sam mendes' forthcoming 2028 ringo starr biopic will feature little barry keoghan voicing thomas the tank engine with his penis out
the labour right getting in on such a decisive majority was one of the worst possible outcomes of the last election. there is no moderating influence on them now. the tories and reform aren't going to oppose the policy course they're pursuing, only drag them even further to the right
March 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
the labour right getting in on such a decisive majority was one of the worst possible outcomes of the last election. there is no moderating influence on them now. the tories and reform aren't going to oppose the policy course they're pursuing, only drag them even further to the right
advocating for excluding disabled children from society, ostensibly to make the potholes fixed on time. you know what you are
March 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
advocating for excluding disabled children from society, ostensibly to make the potholes fixed on time. you know what you are
the tone of every question in this consultation is so galling. "do you think tech companies should be granted carte blanche rights to everyone else's work for their own profit, and if not, what do you propose they do instead? pay for them?? not cannibalise your industry??? show your working."
UK WRITERS: You need to fill in this consulation. Govt is very clearly looking to an opt-out model of rights licensing that puts all the burden on creators instead of profiteers. It's long and boring but this is important.
www.gov.uk/government/c...
www.gov.uk/government/c...
Copyright and Artificial Intelligence
This consultation seeks views on how the government can ensure the UK’s legal framework for AI and copyright supports the UK creative industries and AI sector together.
www.gov.uk
December 18, 2024 at 12:18 PM
the tone of every question in this consultation is so galling. "do you think tech companies should be granted carte blanche rights to everyone else's work for their own profit, and if not, what do you propose they do instead? pay for them?? not cannibalise your industry??? show your working."
instead of being driven to murder the ceo of a private health insurance company, luigi should have instead Talked To His Mates
'A man has died – stop talking about Luigi Mangione’s hotness,' writes Kimberley Bond for Metro Opinion
'Instead of checking whether Mangione had a brat summer, we should be interrogating what radicalised such a young man with the world at his feet to have allegedly committed murder'
'Instead of checking whether Mangione had a brat summer, we should be interrogating what radicalised such a young man with the world at his feet to have allegedly committed murder'
A man has died - stop talking about Luigi Mangione's hotness
The thirst for an alleged killer feels like snarky internet humour going a step too far.
metro.co.uk
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 AM
instead of being driven to murder the ceo of a private health insurance company, luigi should have instead Talked To His Mates
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
2012: i'm hufflepuff and i have imposter syndrome
2017: i'm libra and i have anxiety
2022: i'm catholic and i have adhd
2027: i'm druidic and i have e-coli
2017: i'm libra and i have anxiety
2022: i'm catholic and i have adhd
2027: i'm druidic and i have e-coli
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 PM
2012: i'm hufflepuff and i have imposter syndrome
2017: i'm libra and i have anxiety
2022: i'm catholic and i have adhd
2027: i'm druidic and i have e-coli
2017: i'm libra and i have anxiety
2022: i'm catholic and i have adhd
2027: i'm druidic and i have e-coli
heartbroken to hear of the passing of the ceo of deathcorp, who performed such valuable work in the field of pricing people out of cancer treatment
December 6, 2024 at 8:44 AM
heartbroken to hear of the passing of the ceo of deathcorp, who performed such valuable work in the field of pricing people out of cancer treatment
we've declared martial law by mistake
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 PM
we've declared martial law by mistake