Trey Lane
@treylane.bsky.social
Multimedium Otherfucker | it ain't what it ain't
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I like how libraries buy good books, take them apart and turn them into quirky bootleg hardback creatures, stamp and sticker them to fuck, and then be like "eh, we don't rly need it" and you can then buy that for like $6
January 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I like how libraries buy good books, take them apart and turn them into quirky bootleg hardback creatures, stamp and sticker them to fuck, and then be like "eh, we don't rly need it" and you can then buy that for like $6
There's a guy who works at this place named Coven, and it's pronounced the American Movie way
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
There's a guy who works at this place named Coven, and it's pronounced the American Movie way
Mrs. Bryson really said "And we shall name him Peabo"
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Mrs. Bryson really said "And we shall name him Peabo"
If, in your struggle to improve yourself, you're not making yourself worse in unforeseen ways, you've got to really step your game up
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If, in your struggle to improve yourself, you're not making yourself worse in unforeseen ways, you've got to really step your game up
I like in the middle of NASTY GIRL when Vanity says "this music sucks, change it"
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I like in the middle of NASTY GIRL when Vanity says "this music sucks, change it"
Trip Hop is just 90s Yacht Rock. In this essay I will
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Trip Hop is just 90s Yacht Rock. In this essay I will
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
Couldn’t be me emerging from a nest of disemboweled clowns with the face of Jerry Lewis
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Couldn’t be me emerging from a nest of disemboweled clowns with the face of Jerry Lewis
"I'm something of a hot and not-ready myself"
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"I'm something of a hot and not-ready myself"
Any freedom that ain't free ain't freedom, dummy
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Any freedom that ain't free ain't freedom, dummy
Past life memories is real
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Past life memories is real
And that's when I found out Caligula didn't invent calculus
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
And that's when I found out Caligula didn't invent calculus
NGL super excited at the prospect of potentially never hearing about Stranger Things ever again
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
NGL super excited at the prospect of potentially never hearing about Stranger Things ever again
Imagine my surprise when SEX BEYOND THE GRAVE (1984) was immediately a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Imagine my surprise when SEX BEYOND THE GRAVE (1984) was immediately a Christmas movie
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
Animal: EDIBLES!! EDIBLES!!
The Muppets predicted polycule culture
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Animal: EDIBLES!! EDIBLES!!
The Muppets predicted polycule culture
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The Muppets predicted polycule culture
Never ask a woman how much she weighs, a man how much he makes, or Trey Lane what he thinks of the Criterion restoration of Eyes Wide Shut.
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Never ask a woman how much she weighs, a man how much he makes, or Trey Lane what he thinks of the Criterion restoration of Eyes Wide Shut.
I may not be perfect but I do want every girl to have a broadsword and/or crossbow
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I may not be perfect but I do want every girl to have a broadsword and/or crossbow
The cat that was so mad about the bath loves me now that she's clean, if you need a fresh metaphor
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The cat that was so mad about the bath loves me now that she's clean, if you need a fresh metaphor
#Whamageddon thanks to Alabama Public Radio 🫣
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
#Whamageddon thanks to Alabama Public Radio 🫣
So is Freddy kind of a rip off of Pennywise or has Pennywise been turned into a ripoff of Freddy
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So is Freddy kind of a rip off of Pennywise or has Pennywise been turned into a ripoff of Freddy
Accidentally heard that band Geese when Tidal autoplayed them after a playlist 😬 BLOCKED
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Accidentally heard that band Geese when Tidal autoplayed them after a playlist 😬 BLOCKED