Eli
@trashbagmcgee.bsky.social
I do drag as Queer'd Al and really like frogs and dogs
Me w my drag
We all got that one homie who unleashes a swarm of evils upon the world
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me w my drag
"....and thats when we started the Illuminati."
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"....and thats when we started the Illuminati."
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
Most embarassing thing from the punk show I went to was emotying my.pocketson the way in and the wman gives me the pat down and gets to a pocket i forgot had stuff in it and even I went "what is that?"
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Most embarassing thing from the punk show I went to was emotying my.pocketson the way in and the wman gives me the pat down and gets to a pocket i forgot had stuff in it and even I went "what is that?"
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
It was electrolyte powder
She laughed at me so hard and waved me through
Getting to go to a wedding in march thatvis goth/ren themed AND they are making personalized pronoun pins for the reception??
Way too stoked. Also the ceremo y is literally on a roller coaster at galaxyland which is crazy.
Way too stoked. Also the ceremo y is literally on a roller coaster at galaxyland which is crazy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Getting to go to a wedding in march thatvis goth/ren themed AND they are making personalized pronoun pins for the reception??
Way too stoked. Also the ceremo y is literally on a roller coaster at galaxyland which is crazy.
Way too stoked. Also the ceremo y is literally on a roller coaster at galaxyland which is crazy.
That's all i can who for really. Let it be mothman!
Capricorn: On the plus side, your death will prove that at least one cryptid is real.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
That's all i can who for really. Let it be mothman!
This is really the week of "sighs heavily in trans frustration"
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is really the week of "sighs heavily in trans frustration"
I just got asked if I want to run a Harry Potter program in the spring at work.
No. No I absolutely do not. Frankly, embarrassing to ask me if I want to at this stage in the JKR transphobic nature of it all.
Fucking. God.
No. No I absolutely do not. Frankly, embarrassing to ask me if I want to at this stage in the JKR transphobic nature of it all.
Fucking. God.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just got asked if I want to run a Harry Potter program in the spring at work.
No. No I absolutely do not. Frankly, embarrassing to ask me if I want to at this stage in the JKR transphobic nature of it all.
Fucking. God.
No. No I absolutely do not. Frankly, embarrassing to ask me if I want to at this stage in the JKR transphobic nature of it all.
Fucking. God.
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"I understand how you feel, but i simply must sodium the scalene to the dramatic death and i feel this in my bones"
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"I understand how you feel, but i simply must sodium the scalene to the dramatic death and i feel this in my bones"
Its starting to feel weird that theres maybe one queen in saskatoon who will use the term brother when referring to kings
Everine else says siblings
Why is it sisters and siblings
Include brothers
This is feeling weird
Everine else says siblings
Why is it sisters and siblings
Include brothers
This is feeling weird
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Its starting to feel weird that theres maybe one queen in saskatoon who will use the term brother when referring to kings
Everine else says siblings
Why is it sisters and siblings
Include brothers
This is feeling weird
Everine else says siblings
Why is it sisters and siblings
Include brothers
This is feeling weird
I have called my doctor and my pharmacy so muchnin the last 2 weeks trying to get a simple fucking refill faxed i have their numbers memorized.
Our health care system feels like such a joke if THIS is so goddamn difficult
Our health care system feels like such a joke if THIS is so goddamn difficult
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I have called my doctor and my pharmacy so muchnin the last 2 weeks trying to get a simple fucking refill faxed i have their numbers memorized.
Our health care system feels like such a joke if THIS is so goddamn difficult
Our health care system feels like such a joke if THIS is so goddamn difficult
This is my tiny gripe of the day:
We live in fucking Saskatchewan. We have RELATIVELY accurate 7 day forecasts. When we wake up and it has snowed, and people are all shocked pikachu about it, it almost makes me mad. We got like 3 cm of snow at rhe END OF NOVEMBER WHO CARES THATS LIFE
We live in fucking Saskatchewan. We have RELATIVELY accurate 7 day forecasts. When we wake up and it has snowed, and people are all shocked pikachu about it, it almost makes me mad. We got like 3 cm of snow at rhe END OF NOVEMBER WHO CARES THATS LIFE
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is my tiny gripe of the day:
We live in fucking Saskatchewan. We have RELATIVELY accurate 7 day forecasts. When we wake up and it has snowed, and people are all shocked pikachu about it, it almost makes me mad. We got like 3 cm of snow at rhe END OF NOVEMBER WHO CARES THATS LIFE
We live in fucking Saskatchewan. We have RELATIVELY accurate 7 day forecasts. When we wake up and it has snowed, and people are all shocked pikachu about it, it almost makes me mad. We got like 3 cm of snow at rhe END OF NOVEMBER WHO CARES THATS LIFE
I nailed a poi move i havent practiced in literally a year tonight at a sow and it just goes to show (ha) that practice aint shit muscle memory is stay in drugs dont do school kids
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I nailed a poi move i havent practiced in literally a year tonight at a sow and it just goes to show (ha) that practice aint shit muscle memory is stay in drugs dont do school kids
The universe works in mysterious ways. I was just trying to think of a way to get out of a family reunion on my mom's side, and without knowing @helihex.bsky.social and i ate planning a weird al concert same weekend.
I love the world
I love the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The universe works in mysterious ways. I was just trying to think of a way to get out of a family reunion on my mom's side, and without knowing @helihex.bsky.social and i ate planning a weird al concert same weekend.
I love the world
I love the world
I love her ruining sams life so much
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I love her ruining sams life so much
I woukd truly pay 1000 dollars to know that anyone talks about me like Brennan Lee Mulligan talks about his wife, the incomperable Izzy Roland
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I woukd truly pay 1000 dollars to know that anyone talks about me like Brennan Lee Mulligan talks about his wife, the incomperable Izzy Roland
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
How is my job trying to get decent at tech decks so I dont get mocked by 10 year olds
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
How is my job trying to get decent at tech decks so I dont get mocked by 10 year olds
I'm having so many grief feelings and want nothing mode fhan to be with the peopme I knkw going through the same grief.
Unfortunately they're all fucking jntroverts and their way of dealing with grief is solitude. So they don't want to out in the effort to come over.
Unfortunately they're all fucking jntroverts and their way of dealing with grief is solitude. So they don't want to out in the effort to come over.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm having so many grief feelings and want nothing mode fhan to be with the peopme I knkw going through the same grief.
Unfortunately they're all fucking jntroverts and their way of dealing with grief is solitude. So they don't want to out in the effort to come over.
Unfortunately they're all fucking jntroverts and their way of dealing with grief is solitude. So they don't want to out in the effort to come over.
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Yeah damn that was exactly what I wanted from a Modern Prometheus adaptation I want to watch it 10 more times
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Yeah damn that was exactly what I wanted from a Modern Prometheus adaptation I want to watch it 10 more times
Brain be buzzing with creativity
Reflexively open tiktok
First video is some shitty white guy saying "hey you stop scrolling"
Aight, close app send tweet
Reflexively open tiktok
First video is some shitty white guy saying "hey you stop scrolling"
Aight, close app send tweet
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Brain be buzzing with creativity
Reflexively open tiktok
First video is some shitty white guy saying "hey you stop scrolling"
Aight, close app send tweet
Reflexively open tiktok
First video is some shitty white guy saying "hey you stop scrolling"
Aight, close app send tweet
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RIP Mary Shelley, you would have loved Guillermo del Toro
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
RIP Mary Shelley, you would have loved Guillermo del Toro
This weekend is my hell weekend for grief and i'm gonna struggle all day, please let today be easy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This weekend is my hell weekend for grief and i'm gonna struggle all day, please let today be easy.
I love my RPG Club for adults at work. I sit, knit, and listen to my own personal D&D podcast
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I love my RPG Club for adults at work. I sit, knit, and listen to my own personal D&D podcast