Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
A quick wit and humour are the only lens through which life makes sense.
Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦
I spend my free time reading and watching old black and white movies.
Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦
I spend my free time reading and watching old black and white movies.
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Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Back in the 90s I used to think Mel Gibson was badass AF.
Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!
Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.
Smdh. Melvin.
Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!
Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.
Smdh. Melvin.
“If you’re going to point fingers at me, we are going to investigate everybody!!”
Yes, please do.
Further proof he doesn’t think it’s a big deal, he only thinks that the concerns are politically motivated, not because it’s illegal and disgusting.
Investigate EVERYBODY!! Charge everybody.
Yes, please do.
Further proof he doesn’t think it’s a big deal, he only thinks that the concerns are politically motivated, not because it’s illegal and disgusting.
Investigate EVERYBODY!! Charge everybody.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“If you’re going to point fingers at me, we are going to investigate everybody!!”
Yes, please do.
Further proof he doesn’t think it’s a big deal, he only thinks that the concerns are politically motivated, not because it’s illegal and disgusting.
Investigate EVERYBODY!! Charge everybody.
Yes, please do.
Further proof he doesn’t think it’s a big deal, he only thinks that the concerns are politically motivated, not because it’s illegal and disgusting.
Investigate EVERYBODY!! Charge everybody.
Me: I have a complaint.
Boss: what now?!
Me: I don’t know yet, I haven’t narrowed it down yet. But rest assured, something about this place is bugging me.
Boss: what now?!
Me: I don’t know yet, I haven’t narrowed it down yet. But rest assured, something about this place is bugging me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me: I have a complaint.
Boss: what now?!
Me: I don’t know yet, I haven’t narrowed it down yet. But rest assured, something about this place is bugging me.
Boss: what now?!
Me: I don’t know yet, I haven’t narrowed it down yet. But rest assured, something about this place is bugging me.
Republican politicians risking their entire career and voter base for a man who only came back to avoid prison, and will be gone in 3 yrs or less is wild to me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Republican politicians risking their entire career and voter base for a man who only came back to avoid prison, and will be gone in 3 yrs or less is wild to me.
I miss the days when we had good old fashioned winos.
Old guys with paper bags.
These fentanyl and meth folks are wild. lol
Old guys with paper bags.
These fentanyl and meth folks are wild. lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I miss the days when we had good old fashioned winos.
Old guys with paper bags.
These fentanyl and meth folks are wild. lol
Old guys with paper bags.
These fentanyl and meth folks are wild. lol
I truly cannot relate to any parents, especially new parents, until they’re beyond the point of thinking they have the most special little bestest child ever.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll fight you to the death for my bad kids, but I still know they’re bad. lol
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll fight you to the death for my bad kids, but I still know they’re bad. lol
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I truly cannot relate to any parents, especially new parents, until they’re beyond the point of thinking they have the most special little bestest child ever.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll fight you to the death for my bad kids, but I still know they’re bad. lol
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll fight you to the death for my bad kids, but I still know they’re bad. lol
Alright my freaky little friends…
Let’s go attack the day and creep out the normies. 🤣
Let’s go attack the day and creep out the normies. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Alright my freaky little friends…
Let’s go attack the day and creep out the normies. 🤣
Let’s go attack the day and creep out the normies. 🤣
When I see the northern lights I always think about that movie Maximum Overdrive and then I half expect our mechanical stuff to come to life and try and kill me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
When I see the northern lights I always think about that movie Maximum Overdrive and then I half expect our mechanical stuff to come to life and try and kill me.
Racism is a self defeating ailment that will always leave the individual suffering from anger, paranoia, sadness, hatred, and fear.
You will never find a happy person who has been infected or indoctrinated into racism.
It is truly sad since it truly is something only that person can overcome.
You will never find a happy person who has been infected or indoctrinated into racism.
It is truly sad since it truly is something only that person can overcome.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Racism is a self defeating ailment that will always leave the individual suffering from anger, paranoia, sadness, hatred, and fear.
You will never find a happy person who has been infected or indoctrinated into racism.
It is truly sad since it truly is something only that person can overcome.
You will never find a happy person who has been infected or indoctrinated into racism.
It is truly sad since it truly is something only that person can overcome.
I climbed on the roof to finish Christmas lights yesterday. It was the first time I realized that I live in a house high enough to die if I fell. 🤣🤣🤣
I just want to say, I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of gravity lol
I just want to say, I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of gravity lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I climbed on the roof to finish Christmas lights yesterday. It was the first time I realized that I live in a house high enough to die if I fell. 🤣🤣🤣
I just want to say, I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of gravity lol
I just want to say, I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of gravity lol
After the emails released yesterday, the entire world, minus 77,284,118 voters, died of not surprise. 🤣🤣🤣
Sadly, even a portion of the 77,284,118 voters were probably not all that surprised, they just don’t care, which is pretty gross.
Sadly, even a portion of the 77,284,118 voters were probably not all that surprised, they just don’t care, which is pretty gross.
a cartoon character says i think i 'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise !!
ALT: a cartoon character says i think i 'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise !!
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
After the emails released yesterday, the entire world, minus 77,284,118 voters, died of not surprise. 🤣🤣🤣
Sadly, even a portion of the 77,284,118 voters were probably not all that surprised, they just don’t care, which is pretty gross.
Sadly, even a portion of the 77,284,118 voters were probably not all that surprised, they just don’t care, which is pretty gross.
Our Tim Hirtons was closed today during the morning commute, for no bloody good reason. lol
The coffee zombies were walking around the parking lot and staring in the window with crazed looks in their eyes.
It was hilarious, they looked a little like…
The coffee zombies were walking around the parking lot and staring in the window with crazed looks in their eyes.
It was hilarious, they looked a little like…
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Our Tim Hirtons was closed today during the morning commute, for no bloody good reason. lol
The coffee zombies were walking around the parking lot and staring in the window with crazed looks in their eyes.
It was hilarious, they looked a little like…
The coffee zombies were walking around the parking lot and staring in the window with crazed looks in their eyes.
It was hilarious, they looked a little like…
As a parent I need to check myself sometimes.
I grew up in a household where we struggled. Mom did her best but we didn’t have a lot.
I have that poverty mindset even at fifty.
It bothers me when my kid lends his clothes to friends or when he takes food out of the house. lol.
I grew up in a household where we struggled. Mom did her best but we didn’t have a lot.
I have that poverty mindset even at fifty.
It bothers me when my kid lends his clothes to friends or when he takes food out of the house. lol.
a man in a dark room says " you just don 't get it do you "
ALT: a man in a dark room says " you just don 't get it do you "
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
As a parent I need to check myself sometimes.
I grew up in a household where we struggled. Mom did her best but we didn’t have a lot.
I have that poverty mindset even at fifty.
It bothers me when my kid lends his clothes to friends or when he takes food out of the house. lol.
I grew up in a household where we struggled. Mom did her best but we didn’t have a lot.
I have that poverty mindset even at fifty.
It bothers me when my kid lends his clothes to friends or when he takes food out of the house. lol.
Reposted by Deez
Reposted by Deez
Let your imagination run wild
and let your heart be your guide.
#monochrome #b&w #photography #classicmono
and let your heart be your guide.
#monochrome #b&w #photography #classicmono
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Let your imagination run wild
and let your heart be your guide.
#monochrome #b&w #photography #classicmono
and let your heart be your guide.
#monochrome #b&w #photography #classicmono
The unfortunate thing about western politics is that once the goalposts are moved, they never move back. The players will change but this game will now remain the same.
You can’t unfart a fart. lol
You can’t unfart a fart. lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The unfortunate thing about western politics is that once the goalposts are moved, they never move back. The players will change but this game will now remain the same.
You can’t unfart a fart. lol
You can’t unfart a fart. lol
If the kitchen is on fire, everybody notices.
How do you take attention away from the burning kitchen?
You set the whole house on fire.
Ladies and gentlemen, your whole house is on fire because someone wanted to hide the fire in the kitchen. lol
How do you take attention away from the burning kitchen?
You set the whole house on fire.
Ladies and gentlemen, your whole house is on fire because someone wanted to hide the fire in the kitchen. lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If the kitchen is on fire, everybody notices.
How do you take attention away from the burning kitchen?
You set the whole house on fire.
Ladies and gentlemen, your whole house is on fire because someone wanted to hide the fire in the kitchen. lol
How do you take attention away from the burning kitchen?
You set the whole house on fire.
Ladies and gentlemen, your whole house is on fire because someone wanted to hide the fire in the kitchen. lol
Who knows what it will take to wake his followers up.
If he wasn’t in the files he would release them, use them as a weapon, and endlessly brag about his innocence.
It’s strictly ego and mental gymnastics for most people who don’t want to admit the proof was there and still supported him.
If he wasn’t in the files he would release them, use them as a weapon, and endlessly brag about his innocence.
It’s strictly ego and mental gymnastics for most people who don’t want to admit the proof was there and still supported him.
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Who knows what it will take to wake his followers up.
If he wasn’t in the files he would release them, use them as a weapon, and endlessly brag about his innocence.
It’s strictly ego and mental gymnastics for most people who don’t want to admit the proof was there and still supported him.
If he wasn’t in the files he would release them, use them as a weapon, and endlessly brag about his innocence.
It’s strictly ego and mental gymnastics for most people who don’t want to admit the proof was there and still supported him.
Can’t wait to order a triple pickle mccrispy at McDonald’s and then tell them to hold the pickles.
And then I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
Everyone at McDonald’s will laugh.
It will be a truly heartwarming comedic love fest.
And then I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
Everyone at McDonald’s will laugh.
It will be a truly heartwarming comedic love fest.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Can’t wait to order a triple pickle mccrispy at McDonald’s and then tell them to hold the pickles.
And then I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
Everyone at McDonald’s will laugh.
It will be a truly heartwarming comedic love fest.
And then I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.
Everyone at McDonald’s will laugh.
It will be a truly heartwarming comedic love fest.
The Oilers and the Flyers are playing. 😭
My two favourite teams.
It’s like watching my kids fight, and being forced to watch and pick a winner. 😆
My two favourite teams.
It’s like watching my kids fight, and being forced to watch and pick a winner. 😆
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Oilers and the Flyers are playing. 😭
My two favourite teams.
It’s like watching my kids fight, and being forced to watch and pick a winner. 😆
My two favourite teams.
It’s like watching my kids fight, and being forced to watch and pick a winner. 😆
Work is hurting my soul in its no no places.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Work is hurting my soul in its no no places.
Sometimes I just be doing manly shit like changing the carburetor on my snowblower just to remind my wife who she married and send shivers down her spine. 🤣🤣🤣
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes I just be doing manly shit like changing the carburetor on my snowblower just to remind my wife who she married and send shivers down her spine. 🤣🤣🤣
This is just an indicator of how little regard Post-Christmas Me last year had for Pre-Christmas Me this year. lol
Post-Christmas Me is an asshole. 🤣
Post-Christmas Me is an asshole. 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is just an indicator of how little regard Post-Christmas Me last year had for Pre-Christmas Me this year. lol
Post-Christmas Me is an asshole. 🤣
Post-Christmas Me is an asshole. 🤣
My wife likes to tell me what she’s worth when she dies.
I don’t find it funny, nor do I like to hear it. I just laugh it off. But she doesn’t realize that my greatest fear is waking up one day and I have to finish this adventure without her.
She. Is. My. Everything.
I don’t find it funny, nor do I like to hear it. I just laugh it off. But she doesn’t realize that my greatest fear is waking up one day and I have to finish this adventure without her.
She. Is. My. Everything.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My wife likes to tell me what she’s worth when she dies.
I don’t find it funny, nor do I like to hear it. I just laugh it off. But she doesn’t realize that my greatest fear is waking up one day and I have to finish this adventure without her.
She. Is. My. Everything.
I don’t find it funny, nor do I like to hear it. I just laugh it off. But she doesn’t realize that my greatest fear is waking up one day and I have to finish this adventure without her.
She. Is. My. Everything.
One of my first heroes. ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
One of my first heroes. ❤️