Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
A quick wit and humour are the only lens through which life makes sense.
Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦
I spend my free time reading and protecting my peace.
Very Indigenously minding my own business in Saskatchewan, Canada. 🇨🇦
I spend my free time reading and protecting my peace.
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Deez
@trappedin1995.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Back in the 90s I used to think Mel Gibson was badass AF.
Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!
Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.
Smdh. Melvin.
Then one day I thought to myself, that fuckers name is Melvin, isn’t it?!
Melvin Gibson. 🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t look at him the same way ever again.
Smdh. Melvin.
My wife likes to tell people that I’m annoying and suffer from some sort of deficiencies or undiagnosed issues 🤣
I just want those fuckers to know I’m having the time of my life, and if anybody is suffering, it’s my wife. 🤣
I just want those fuckers to know I’m having the time of my life, and if anybody is suffering, it’s my wife. 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
My wife likes to tell people that I’m annoying and suffer from some sort of deficiencies or undiagnosed issues 🤣
I just want those fuckers to know I’m having the time of my life, and if anybody is suffering, it’s my wife. 🤣
I just want those fuckers to know I’m having the time of my life, and if anybody is suffering, it’s my wife. 🤣
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(My Jobs, not including careers)
1. Bartender (bouncer)
2. Dishwasher
3. Burger slinger
4. Gas jockey
5. Construction/labourer
(My Jobs, not including careers)
1. Bartender (bouncer)
2. Dishwasher
3. Burger slinger
4. Gas jockey
5. Construction/labourer
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Flyer delivery
2. Fast food
3. Park maintenance
4. Military
5. Long term disability
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Flyer delivery
2. Fast food
3. Park maintenance
4. Military
5. Long term disability
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
1. Retail
2. TV Repair
3. Tech Support
4. IPhone Support
5. Retail Support
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(My Jobs, not including careers)
1. Bartender (bouncer)
2. Dishwasher
3. Burger slinger
4. Gas jockey
5. Construction/labourer
(My Jobs, not including careers)
1. Bartender (bouncer)
2. Dishwasher
3. Burger slinger
4. Gas jockey
5. Construction/labourer
Tallying up the places that hurt after falling on the ice at 50 🤣
a drawing of santa 's naughty list with a few names missing
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January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Tallying up the places that hurt after falling on the ice at 50 🤣
Reposted by Deez
Reaching for the storm.
Mannum, South Australia.
© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.
#photo #photography #australia #southaustralia #BlackAndWhitePhotography #Minimalism #StormySkies #RuralAustralia #Monochrome #FineArtPhotography
Mannum, South Australia.
© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.
#photo #photography #australia #southaustralia #BlackAndWhitePhotography #Minimalism #StormySkies #RuralAustralia #Monochrome #FineArtPhotography
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Reaching for the storm.
Mannum, South Australia.
© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.
#photo #photography #australia #southaustralia #BlackAndWhitePhotography #Minimalism #StormySkies #RuralAustralia #Monochrome #FineArtPhotography
Mannum, South Australia.
© 𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓚𝓮𝓿 𝓟𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓮.
#photo #photography #australia #southaustralia #BlackAndWhitePhotography #Minimalism #StormySkies #RuralAustralia #Monochrome #FineArtPhotography
Special thanks to the young men who didnt back their SUV over me when I slipped on the ice behind their car. 🤣🤣🤣
What I wouldnt give to have seen what they saw on their backup camera. Lol
What I wouldnt give to have seen what they saw on their backup camera. Lol
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Special thanks to the young men who didnt back their SUV over me when I slipped on the ice behind their car. 🤣🤣🤣
What I wouldnt give to have seen what they saw on their backup camera. Lol
What I wouldnt give to have seen what they saw on their backup camera. Lol
What it’s like falling on the ice at 50. 🤣
a man in a leather jacket is laying on the floor with the word bruh written on it
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January 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
What it’s like falling on the ice at 50. 🤣
Reposted by Deez
I revealed much of the red H-alpha surrounding the Flame and Horsehead Nebulae with a longer-than-usual integration time. To zoom in on its features in high resolution, check it out here... app.astrobin.com/i/7198wr
#astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #eastcoastkin #photography
#astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #eastcoastkin #photography
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I revealed much of the red H-alpha surrounding the Flame and Horsehead Nebulae with a longer-than-usual integration time. To zoom in on its features in high resolution, check it out here... app.astrobin.com/i/7198wr
#astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #eastcoastkin #photography
#astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #eastcoastkin #photography
If times are ever tough, this will be my escort name. lol
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If times are ever tough, this will be my escort name. lol
Every now and again I meet someone as annoyingly aloof as myself and so just don’t know what to do with that. Like, is this person serious? Are they really that dumb? It helps me view myself through everybody else’s lens. lol
January 27, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Every now and again I meet someone as annoyingly aloof as myself and so just don’t know what to do with that. Like, is this person serious? Are they really that dumb? It helps me view myself through everybody else’s lens. lol
What in the blue hell is this Blippie shit?!
My niece has hit a new low. He looks like he cries a lot.
My niece has hit a new low. He looks like he cries a lot.
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
What in the blue hell is this Blippie shit?!
My niece has hit a new low. He looks like he cries a lot.
My niece has hit a new low. He looks like he cries a lot.
Wife: how are you guys doing down there?
Me: I don’t know. She’s around here somewhere.
Me: I don’t know. She’s around here somewhere.
January 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Wife: how are you guys doing down there?
Me: I don’t know. She’s around here somewhere.
Me: I don’t know. She’s around here somewhere.
Hanging out with my niece watching football, playing dolls, and eating snacks.
The best part about hanging out all weekend is the naps. When we get tired we just go for a two hour nap. 🤣🤣🤣
The best part about hanging out all weekend is the naps. When we get tired we just go for a two hour nap. 🤣🤣🤣
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hanging out with my niece watching football, playing dolls, and eating snacks.
The best part about hanging out all weekend is the naps. When we get tired we just go for a two hour nap. 🤣🤣🤣
The best part about hanging out all weekend is the naps. When we get tired we just go for a two hour nap. 🤣🤣🤣
When future generations look back on atrocities committed, or have yet to be committed, it will be all Americans who are painted with the same brush. Much like history doesn’t differentiate between “good” Germans and “bad” Germans.
Remember that when you wring your hands and point your fingers.
Remember that when you wring your hands and point your fingers.
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
When future generations look back on atrocities committed, or have yet to be committed, it will be all Americans who are painted with the same brush. Much like history doesn’t differentiate between “good” Germans and “bad” Germans.
Remember that when you wring your hands and point your fingers.
Remember that when you wring your hands and point your fingers.
Wife: they canceled my flight to Toronto.
What I said: oh. Baby. I’m sorry. That’s too bad.
What I thought: YES!! I don’t have to be alone all week without my Bestie and love of my life!! 🤣🤣🤣
What I said: oh. Baby. I’m sorry. That’s too bad.
What I thought: YES!! I don’t have to be alone all week without my Bestie and love of my life!! 🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Wife: they canceled my flight to Toronto.
What I said: oh. Baby. I’m sorry. That’s too bad.
What I thought: YES!! I don’t have to be alone all week without my Bestie and love of my life!! 🤣🤣🤣
What I said: oh. Baby. I’m sorry. That’s too bad.
What I thought: YES!! I don’t have to be alone all week without my Bestie and love of my life!! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s like 40 below out.
So I’m playing video games in my warm bedroom until it’s either spring or we freeze to death and a glacier crushes my house.
Fuck it.
So I’m playing video games in my warm bedroom until it’s either spring or we freeze to death and a glacier crushes my house.
Fuck it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
It’s like 40 below out.
So I’m playing video games in my warm bedroom until it’s either spring or we freeze to death and a glacier crushes my house.
Fuck it.
So I’m playing video games in my warm bedroom until it’s either spring or we freeze to death and a glacier crushes my house.
Fuck it.
🤣🤣🤣
Treaty 4 representing on WWE Smackdown in Montreal tonight.
Treaty 4 representing on WWE Smackdown in Montreal tonight.
January 24, 2026 at 3:32 AM
🤣🤣🤣
Treaty 4 representing on WWE Smackdown in Montreal tonight.
Treaty 4 representing on WWE Smackdown in Montreal tonight.
wtf?!
My wife was watching Charmed, and Inwas reading my book. That was at 5 pm.
She’s long gone off to do other things and I’ve watched four episodes of charmed so far.
This was some sort of diabolical witch trap and the bait was boobs lol
My wife was watching Charmed, and Inwas reading my book. That was at 5 pm.
She’s long gone off to do other things and I’ve watched four episodes of charmed so far.
This was some sort of diabolical witch trap and the bait was boobs lol
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
wtf?!
My wife was watching Charmed, and Inwas reading my book. That was at 5 pm.
She’s long gone off to do other things and I’ve watched four episodes of charmed so far.
This was some sort of diabolical witch trap and the bait was boobs lol
My wife was watching Charmed, and Inwas reading my book. That was at 5 pm.
She’s long gone off to do other things and I’ve watched four episodes of charmed so far.
This was some sort of diabolical witch trap and the bait was boobs lol
If Mark Carney really wanted to guarantee my support for any upcoming election he would just have to launch a sweeping over hand right directly into Donald Trumps giant stupid suck hole. 🤣
a fighter in a cage with nbc n on the side
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January 23, 2026 at 7:26 PM
If Mark Carney really wanted to guarantee my support for any upcoming election he would just have to launch a sweeping over hand right directly into Donald Trumps giant stupid suck hole. 🤣
His greatest strength is understanding two things about the current state of society.
1. Short attention spans. The public and media will chase the newest soundbite or crazy issue quickly moving on from the last bit of crazy.
2. What people are willing to endorse for their own job security.
1. Short attention spans. The public and media will chase the newest soundbite or crazy issue quickly moving on from the last bit of crazy.
2. What people are willing to endorse for their own job security.
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
His greatest strength is understanding two things about the current state of society.
1. Short attention spans. The public and media will chase the newest soundbite or crazy issue quickly moving on from the last bit of crazy.
2. What people are willing to endorse for their own job security.
1. Short attention spans. The public and media will chase the newest soundbite or crazy issue quickly moving on from the last bit of crazy.
2. What people are willing to endorse for their own job security.
Oh Regina, never change.
You cold frosty bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
You cold frosty bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Oh Regina, never change.
You cold frosty bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
You cold frosty bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
I look at my son and wonder how he even walks through life with the levels of confidence he has. It’s just not warranted. 🤣🤣🤣
Fools and babies, Man. Fools and babies. lol
Fools and babies, Man. Fools and babies. lol
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I look at my son and wonder how he even walks through life with the levels of confidence he has. It’s just not warranted. 🤣🤣🤣
Fools and babies, Man. Fools and babies. lol
Fools and babies, Man. Fools and babies. lol
Keep in mind.
If you wake up to find a party of animals in your house, making a mess, destroying everything, and smearing shit on the walls, the real work of cleaning the mess only begins after the animals are gone.
Keep that in mind three years from now.
Yall got some cleaning to do.
If you wake up to find a party of animals in your house, making a mess, destroying everything, and smearing shit on the walls, the real work of cleaning the mess only begins after the animals are gone.
Keep that in mind three years from now.
Yall got some cleaning to do.
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Keep in mind.
If you wake up to find a party of animals in your house, making a mess, destroying everything, and smearing shit on the walls, the real work of cleaning the mess only begins after the animals are gone.
Keep that in mind three years from now.
Yall got some cleaning to do.
If you wake up to find a party of animals in your house, making a mess, destroying everything, and smearing shit on the walls, the real work of cleaning the mess only begins after the animals are gone.
Keep that in mind three years from now.
Yall got some cleaning to do.
Yeah.
Deck season seems to far away. When it’s this cold in the dead of a prairie winter, it’s a disheartening feeling, and it comes with a cold so deep in your core you don’t truly warm up again until May. 🤣🤣🤣
Deck season seems to far away. When it’s this cold in the dead of a prairie winter, it’s a disheartening feeling, and it comes with a cold so deep in your core you don’t truly warm up again until May. 🤣🤣🤣
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Yeah.
Deck season seems to far away. When it’s this cold in the dead of a prairie winter, it’s a disheartening feeling, and it comes with a cold so deep in your core you don’t truly warm up again until May. 🤣🤣🤣
Deck season seems to far away. When it’s this cold in the dead of a prairie winter, it’s a disheartening feeling, and it comes with a cold so deep in your core you don’t truly warm up again until May. 🤣🤣🤣
Man, I found my Christmas turkey wishbone I had set aside to dry.
Someone’s getting a wish today!!
Someone’s getting a wish today!!
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January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Man, I found my Christmas turkey wishbone I had set aside to dry.
Someone’s getting a wish today!!
Someone’s getting a wish today!!
It’s important to be self aware.
For instance, I know I’d never face death gracefully. I’d be negotiating and offering up alternative suggestions. You know, like the guy down the street who revs his truck up every night and morning for no reason. Take that fucker. I’ll help you grab him lol.
For instance, I know I’d never face death gracefully. I’d be negotiating and offering up alternative suggestions. You know, like the guy down the street who revs his truck up every night and morning for no reason. Take that fucker. I’ll help you grab him lol.
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
It’s important to be self aware.
For instance, I know I’d never face death gracefully. I’d be negotiating and offering up alternative suggestions. You know, like the guy down the street who revs his truck up every night and morning for no reason. Take that fucker. I’ll help you grab him lol.
For instance, I know I’d never face death gracefully. I’d be negotiating and offering up alternative suggestions. You know, like the guy down the street who revs his truck up every night and morning for no reason. Take that fucker. I’ll help you grab him lol.