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Traitorous Alf
@traitorousalf.bsky.social
Lead Writer on The Ashmore Herald zines. Miniature Painter, Dungeon Master and Judge, Wargamer, Loves to cook and bake. he/him

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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's weird, the Avatar set is way cooler than Spider-Man, but man I just don't feel any sort of way about it in either direction. Idk if it's general malaise, or I've hit a burnout point with magic.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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POV: You have just arrived at the retro fighting game local.
February 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This is fucked up and evil, and I'm saying this as someone who is grieving my mom who died suddenly 2 weeks ago.

Do I miss her voice? Yes I fucking do, but this app wouldn't be her voice it would be a cheap facsimile.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This might have been because I was an edgy 18 year old but William S. Burroughs's Naked Lunch. The book was my first experience with really visceral, evocative, and kind of fucked up writing that I kind of needed to understand great works weren't written hundreds of years ago or sanitized stories.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's weird. I've only been playing legacy for like 3 months and they just banned my deck into the ground I'm kinda crashing out about it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Interlagos might be one of the best tracks on the F1 calendar.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Maybe we should start referring to ChatGPT as "the chatbot that kills you"
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I went to listen to a voicemail from my mom because I was missing her today and I realized she and I hadn't talked on the phone for a long time. I saw her regularly and mostly texted with her, and like fuck man...
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I'm laying off interest across "nearly all areas" of Square's future output unless they walk-back all the shit their doing in the interest of rolling out massive AI integration.
Square Enix is laying off staff across "nearly all areas" of its western business.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Apocalypse World (and broader PbtA) was the first RPG system I looked at that wasn't a derivative of d&d/d20 with a serious eye when I real started branching out a decade ago. I missed the 2nd Edition KS, I will not be missing the 3rd.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
It's not that I didn't have a good time when I saw my mom for her birthday 2 weeks ago, or that I didn't have a good birthday with her for mine last year, but I seriously thought I'd get 1 more birthday with her. That's going to be the hardest part of tomorrow.
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I was a kid today I'd give half a thought to trick or treating tonight, but then I remembered I live in America and people have been shot in the last decade for ringing doorbells, so maybe I wouldn't.
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Jesus fuck are funeral arrangements expensive.

Lesson to you children: don't let your parents die unexpectedly.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Seems like a good time for a hot take- i think learn/lesson should work in commander because they follow the same principle that allows companion to work. Moreover, I don't think you should have a sideboard. Use whatever you own, the way Garfield intended with Ring of Mah'ruf
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Shout outs to Ohio (for once lol)
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yes! The symbol is on the 6!
Our HELLFIRE CLUB D6 dice come in a set of 12. Each one is made from high-quality resin in a vibrant color combination, and the number 6 is replaced by the HELLFIRE CLUB symbol on every die. 🔥 🎸 🤘
Roll your dice and bring some hard rock to your RPG, tabletop or board game! 🎲
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October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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FACT AS FUCK
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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i've had this image in my browser tabs for months and it makes me laugh every time i'm rooting around in em

now you can have it too
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I once got into an argument with a high school friend about the oxford comma. I will die on this hill and I will take the the filthy AI with me.
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I've been experiencing a lot of RPG burnout. Some of it is that I'm not feeling confident about my ability to run a sandbox hexcrawl of Thracia, and I haven't gotten to stretch my player muscles in months because my FIL hasn't run a game since mid-Summer?

NGL I want to play an AD&D or S&W game irl
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM