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tracyd0306.bsky.social
@tracyd0306.bsky.social
AuDHD. Queer. Mom. Wife. Gaylor. Feminist. ACAB. BLM. 🍉. 🏳️‍🌈. 18+. @tracyd_0306 on TT
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“Didn’t you hear? They called it all off.”

“She would have made such a lovely bride. What a shame she’s fucked in the head, they said.”
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Thank fucking God I don't have to pay Sidney every time I tell my kids to "mind the business that pays you" because I would be even more broke than I am. 🤣 I say it at least 3x an hour. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Trying to balance "it's cookie season!" with "yes but the world is on fire and 🧊 is literally one town line over" is literally breaking my brain & my heart. 😭 How do I explain to Alice that people probably aren't opening their doors because they're scared to death not because they hate cookies?
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Please share and boost for signal. 🧊 Is here in STL. They've been seen in Ferguson which is just over the town line from me. STL is this amazing diverse blue dot in a red state and I don't even have words. 😭

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fkpY1s/
I really need HELP with decorating… what do you think?? #stlouis #stlouismo
TikTok video by Megan Gad 📚Books&Beauty💄
www.tiktok.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
"leave it all behind and there is happiness"
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
🎶I always feel like
somebody's watching me🎶

@bradmeltzer.com is watching me 😂
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My 4 year old son's OT is also a Swiftie like us and today, he got to play freeze dance to Opalite (his favorite song!!) as part of his therapy. So much fun.
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Ok. Last GS thing for today, I swear! We finally got to try the Exploremores! Alice has an instant & immediate review for everyone! (With chime ins from the whole family.) Overall thoughts: AMAZING. Tastes like hot cocoa in a cookie, not rocky road ice cream & it's our new favorite cookie.
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
One of the bitches who bullies Alice is here at the GS Media Team event we're at. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 And I just want to be like GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. I refuse to let her ruin my good day.
a woman in a white wig is sitting in a chair and the word shoo is on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a white wig is sitting in a chair and the word shoo is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
On this, the day after we were just discussing that fuckass white guitar? Hm. That's not suspicious.
Acoustic guitars used to just be called ‘guitars.’

Then, we invented electric guitars. Oh no.

Which meant saying ‘guitar’ wasn’t clear enough.

So 'guitars' became 'acoustic guitars.'

‘Acoustic guitar’ is an example of a ‘retronym.’

🧵⬇️
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Thinking about how funny this post was again
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Alice has asked me to share a message with everyone. She left out the part where she did almost 8k steps today selling door to door!
I appreciate everyone humoring me and my cookieposting. I promise, I'll be Gaylor 24/7 again as soon as I get my life back from the cookies. 😂😂😂😂
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I wish I could show you guys a map of my neighborhood and show you how much Alice is walking to sell her cookies this year. I did a *rough* map out on Google maps of our routes (and I know I didn't get every single trip back to the house!) and it was 7.2 miles. And that was just the sidewalks! 1/
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Truth.
#theviper
@heatedrivalry_hq
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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if he wanted to be in a war so bad he could've gone to Vietnam
that was available to him
June 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We need everyone to send winning vibes to Alice and the PizzaMobile at the Pinewood Derby today! We're racing a new derby today and it's a plastic style track we weren't expecting. She was clocking about 3.2/3.3 yesterday on a metal style track. She needs all the luck she can get!
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I should probably throw this out here now before I forget and we all move on. I don't think we're getting a second MV for TLOAS. I haven't since TTPD. I thought TLOAS was going to be the single, but she went with Ophelia.
Here's why I've thought this for a while: 1/
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Just saw a sign that says “therapy is expensive. Get a haircut instead. We are great listeners” 💀
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
@bradmeltzer.com Alice is working on something special to show you on Wednesday at the STL signing. It is *years* in the making and has taken so much effort on her part with her disabilities. I'm giving a heads-up so you can be appropriately amazed when you see it.
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
@chaoslor.bsky.social told me to share this again at another time of day so that my 🍃 friends can see it while medicated. I hope this is a good time. 😂😂😂😂
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Whoever taught hot cross buns to my 4 year old autistic son with a verbal stim... I just wanna talk... *Eye twitch*
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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“Von Joeden-Forgey said that the LGBTQIA+ community, “as other very small minority groups, tends to be a kind of canary in the coal mine,” noting that states throughout history “use certain communities as testing grounds” to desensitize their populations to violence.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM