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Mega Mandy
@totallymandygts03.bsky.social
22. Future Teacher. Mostly just silly GTS and shrinking scenarios along with a few actual thoughts. Bra rants. That pale girl in class. It's kinda my thing.
BONUS: Account now includes rants about the Chicago Bears
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I've been worrying about this more and more. Literally no US companies sell my bra size and my bras are already ridiculously expensive! 😭

And yes, I don't order my bras online from the UK (or Poland) because I want to. I do it because I HAVE to!

And there's plenty of other women in the same boat!
_If you were not aware, there are a whole lot of women, myself included, who can pretty much only buy bras made in Poland or the UK. This is not because we are fancy, but because American bra companies are extremely limited in size range._

incels don't care

open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Uh-Oh! Are The Trump Tariffs Canceling Boobs?
A whole lot of American women can only wear European bras.
open.substack.com
New bra arrived today. It's basically a holiday for me! 😄
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You do you. I'm gonna date whoever I feel like dating, regardless of height. Assuming that...you know...they want to date me too. 😆
Tall women with tall men is how it's supposed to be 😌
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Blah. Feeling sick. Hoping I'm able to get some sleep later tonight...and that the Packers lose 😁
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I could not be more in favor of this
Courtesy of the Make Your Own Mamdani Campaign Sign thingy:
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Glad Truth or Dare was not a thing in my friend group. Pretty sure I would have always gotten this question. 🫣
Remember the big question in Truth or Dare was “What’s your bra size?” like this was powerful knowledge. Could boys not see who had big boobs by, like, looking?
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Quick shout-out to the Bulls. I've been mostly ranting about the Bears here but the Bulls have been very intriguing so far this season. I don't know if ANY Bulls fan thought we were getting THIS when we moved Caruso for Giddey. 😯
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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98% thrilled for the future of our beautiful city; 2% savoring delicious schadenfreude at Cuomo getting his weenie loser ass handed to him twice in one election
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tuesday. Just a quick comfy pic before I start my day. This is going to be a long week. 🫩
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
PSA: Yes. I have big boobs and yes, I do post about them regularly.

Having said that, I appreciate the concern but my back is honestly fine. No need to keep asking. 😄
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Makes a good point. These things don't float you know! They're heavy! 😳
people straight up need to draw boobs with more gravity to them and I'm not afraid to say it. Give those bitches some heft. It's not a balloon full of air, it's MEAT pulling on SKIN. If I can't look at it and imagine the weight in the palm of my hand we cant be friends
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
How can it be "election changing" if he won the election? 🤨
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I bought a Bears shirt. That means they have to win today. Pretty sure that's how it works.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had fun giving out candy last night at my mom's house! Plus I got to rock my fave (and only) Halloween sweater.

Not sure why I'm awake so early today.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Merry Christmas everybody!
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Poor little guy! I would give him a lift so he can reach! ☺️ #sizesky
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Long day. Enjoyed a nice shower. Gonna be lazy for a bit.
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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@jessicatarlov.bsky.social's middle name is 🔥🔥🔥
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Shrinky wrapping herself up in my T shirt that I left on the floor just because she likes that it smells like me. ❤️ #sizesky
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wearing the other new bra! It's definitely less cute lol but will make a great everyday bra and shouldn't show through any clothes! 😊 Great support and it reigns in the girls without squishing them!
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
All major sports are entering a dangerous area. Especially given the GIGANTIC partnerships that exist between leagues and gambling. I refuse to believe that the people who have been busted are the only ones doing it. Other people are just being smarter about it. I love sports but this is a problem 😬
"wow i never would have predicted there would be a big scandal involving athletes and the mob when you legalized sports gambling" said no one ever
October 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just some advice, date a giantess because boobs always look better from below! 😏 #sizesky
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not surprising. Corporate Dems HATE actual progressive policies because progressive policies will never be popular with wealthy donors. Simple as that.

I'm disgusted but certainly not surprised. At all.
Hakeem Jeffries was just now on Chris Hayes and refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani. I can't even.
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I also remember the "liberal media" blasting Biden for suggesting Republicans would do exactly what they have done with all these cuts and the closing of rural medical centers.

I also remember Kamala being torched for even suggesting that Trump would send the military into our cities. Oooops again.
Someone remind her of this and ask her what she thinks now...
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Sis dont you know youre simply not supposed to be seen in public exercising until youre thin? Thats the rules
I thought fat people exercising was like...the entire goal of society, how odd
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM