TopherSquints
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Cat guy. Newsom Democrat. Larry David stan. Non-bruh gym rat. Sports geek. Proud 'Sparkler'. Anti-MAGA. DFS: TopherSquints. #StandWithUkraine
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TopherSquints
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· Aug 17
Innocent people IN THE UNITED STATES are straight up being absconded in broad daylight all while some feel it's still of greater importance to conduct purity testing based on their nichely pedestalled "needs" rather unify against this
Because fuck everyone's human rights besides yours, right?
Because fuck everyone's human rights besides yours, right?
If you're surprised, then I hate to also inform you that there's no Santa Claus or Tooth Fairy either.
🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice will fail to publicly release all of its files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein by a Friday deadline, violating a new federal law explicitly mandating that the trove of documents be turned over for public scrutiny. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Chickens Out on Epstein Files Release in Violation of New Law
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you're surprised, then I hate to also inform you that there's no Santa Claus or Tooth Fairy either.
Newsom cites a simple quote from Reagan and the fringe left loses their fucking colostomy bags
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Newsom cites a simple quote from Reagan and the fringe left loses their fucking colostomy bags
Receiving new random block notifications each day is a good laugh
But it's an achievement when the individual follows nearly 30,000 accounts while electing to instead block me with no prior interaction, I'm flattered
But it's an achievement when the individual follows nearly 30,000 accounts while electing to instead block me with no prior interaction, I'm flattered
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Receiving new random block notifications each day is a good laugh
But it's an achievement when the individual follows nearly 30,000 accounts while electing to instead block me with no prior interaction, I'm flattered
But it's an achievement when the individual follows nearly 30,000 accounts while electing to instead block me with no prior interaction, I'm flattered
In an alternate universe, I'd love to be the Dexter of animal abuse vengeance
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In an alternate universe, I'd love to be the Dexter of animal abuse vengeance
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Energy bills have increased 13% since Trump took office.
Families have paid an extra $1,200 on goods this year because of his tariffs.
Popular holiday gifts are 26% more expensive this year compared to 2024.
Remember this as Trump calls affordability a "hoax" and a "con job."
Families have paid an extra $1,200 on goods this year because of his tariffs.
Popular holiday gifts are 26% more expensive this year compared to 2024.
Remember this as Trump calls affordability a "hoax" and a "con job."
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Energy bills have increased 13% since Trump took office.
Families have paid an extra $1,200 on goods this year because of his tariffs.
Popular holiday gifts are 26% more expensive this year compared to 2024.
Remember this as Trump calls affordability a "hoax" and a "con job."
Families have paid an extra $1,200 on goods this year because of his tariffs.
Popular holiday gifts are 26% more expensive this year compared to 2024.
Remember this as Trump calls affordability a "hoax" and a "con job."
If Clovis, CA were a person
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If Clovis, CA were a person
Reading through the comments on this must be what losing years off your life feels like
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reading through the comments on this must be what losing years off your life feels like
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I’m not trying to be judgmental, but I feel that the people who now say they regret voting for Trump should have had a decent idea what he was all about before Nov 2024.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’m not trying to be judgmental, but I feel that the people who now say they regret voting for Trump should have had a decent idea what he was all about before Nov 2024.
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Four days to go to release Epstein files.
Which means he’ll go to war with Venezuela in the next three days.
Which means he’ll go to war with Venezuela in the next three days.
December 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Four days to go to release Epstein files.
Which means he’ll go to war with Venezuela in the next three days.
Which means he’ll go to war with Venezuela in the next three days.
Directly into my veins
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Directly into my veins
I'm guessing either a Bills fan, a Newsom hater, or both
Otherwise, no fucking clue. Followed and was blocked two minutes later lol
Otherwise, no fucking clue. Followed and was blocked two minutes later lol
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm guessing either a Bills fan, a Newsom hater, or both
Otherwise, no fucking clue. Followed and was blocked two minutes later lol
Otherwise, no fucking clue. Followed and was blocked two minutes later lol
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Trump said something classless and shitty regarding the death of Rob and Michele Reiner. Not going to repost it or dignify it with comment.
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Trump said something classless and shitty regarding the death of Rob and Michele Reiner. Not going to repost it or dignify it with comment.
The refs showed up to save Buffalo on critical 3rd downs, w/ seven penalties for 65 yards charged against the Pats, while only drawing two flags for a meager 15 yards throughout the game.
One late PI on the slightest jersey tug was shit that never gets called.
Fuck the Bills. Feel free to @ me.
One late PI on the slightest jersey tug was shit that never gets called.
Fuck the Bills. Feel free to @ me.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The refs showed up to save Buffalo on critical 3rd downs, w/ seven penalties for 65 yards charged against the Pats, while only drawing two flags for a meager 15 yards throughout the game.
One late PI on the slightest jersey tug was shit that never gets called.
Fuck the Bills. Feel free to @ me.
One late PI on the slightest jersey tug was shit that never gets called.
Fuck the Bills. Feel free to @ me.
These refs in Foxborough are abhorrent
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
These refs in Foxborough are abhorrent
Got the second dose of Hepatitis B vaccine along with the HPV vaccine recommended by my MyChart app reminders, partially just out of spite to MAHA
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Got the second dose of Hepatitis B vaccine along with the HPV vaccine recommended by my MyChart app reminders, partially just out of spite to MAHA
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"Holy shit!" moment: Nintendo Switch 2 as a surprise Christmas gift from my bosses
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Holy shit!" moment: Nintendo Switch 2 as a surprise Christmas gift from my bosses
Somewhere there's also likely a fantasy analyst feeling vindicated after four years of overvalued Best Ball shares
Somewhere someone is watching the Atlanta Falcons for the first time and thinks Kyle Pitts is a touchdown machine
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Somewhere there's also likely a fantasy analyst feeling vindicated after four years of overvalued Best Ball shares
Soooooo looking forward to the midterms
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Soooooo looking forward to the midterms
These are the kind of windmill dunks that need to happen up to midterms and through 2028's Presidential Election
Fuck MAGA
Fuck MAGA
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
These are the kind of windmill dunks that need to happen up to midterms and through 2028's Presidential Election
Fuck MAGA
Fuck MAGA
Christ almighty, the resilience and bravery of these people is beyond extraordinary
💔 A European Parliament interpreter could not hold back tears during the speech of 11-year-old Roman Oleksiv from Lviv.
The boy survived a missile strike on Vinnytsia on July 14, 2022, which killed his mother - it was the last time he saw her alive.
The boy survived a missile strike on Vinnytsia on July 14, 2022, which killed his mother - it was the last time he saw her alive.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Christ almighty, the resilience and bravery of these people is beyond extraordinary
Pure EVIL. No two ways around it.
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.
If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pure EVIL. No two ways around it.
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Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
