TOOGOLDFORTHIS
@toogoldforthis.bsky.social
let’s kiss as we offline our bodies and dissipate vapor-like into the monster-f*cking side of fanfiction dot net
I just bore witness to a 39-year-old man using the word “chillax” in his dating profile and now my eyeballs have to live in a jar on my nightstand.
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I just bore witness to a 39-year-old man using the word “chillax” in his dating profile and now my eyeballs have to live in a jar on my nightstand.
Madison’s hot girl spiral with Mason after that attachment style conversation was TOO familiar. #loveisblind #netflix
February 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Madison’s hot girl spiral with Mason after that attachment style conversation was TOO familiar. #loveisblind #netflix
meg referencing a Joe Rogan podcast. #loveisblind #netflix
February 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
meg referencing a Joe Rogan podcast. #loveisblind #netflix
Meg is fuckin insufferable. #loveisblind #netflix
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Meg is fuckin insufferable. #loveisblind #netflix
February 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
#loveisblind so the manipulation tactic this season is sisters.
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
#loveisblind so the manipulation tactic this season is sisters.
you know how lifting up a pregnant belly is like 🥴 for a pregnant person? This, but for boobs.
February 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
you know how lifting up a pregnant belly is like 🥴 for a pregnant person? This, but for boobs.
biblically accurate Gaga: returns.
autistics:
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
autistics:
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
biblically accurate Gaga: returns.
autistics:
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
autistics:
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
ahBRAH ahBRAHCUHDAH BRUH
Reposted by TOOGOLDFORTHIS
Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.
February 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.
I’m watching Cheers for the first time in my life and I finally understand why bar regulars act like that. #bartender #server #bar
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m watching Cheers for the first time in my life and I finally understand why bar regulars act like that. #bartender #server #bar
Reposted by TOOGOLDFORTHIS
ALERT ALERT: MONDAY JANUARY 27. ASBURY PARK AND SURROUNDING AREA:
ICE/DEPORTATION will be in the area of 1503 Sewell Avenue. Keep your eyes peeled for them - they’ll be sitting in a grey Jeep Grand Cherokee and a grey Honda.
Get the word out.
ICE/DEPORTATION will be in the area of 1503 Sewell Avenue. Keep your eyes peeled for them - they’ll be sitting in a grey Jeep Grand Cherokee and a grey Honda.
Get the word out.
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ALERT ALERT: MONDAY JANUARY 27. ASBURY PARK AND SURROUNDING AREA:
ICE/DEPORTATION will be in the area of 1503 Sewell Avenue. Keep your eyes peeled for them - they’ll be sitting in a grey Jeep Grand Cherokee and a grey Honda.
Get the word out.
ICE/DEPORTATION will be in the area of 1503 Sewell Avenue. Keep your eyes peeled for them - they’ll be sitting in a grey Jeep Grand Cherokee and a grey Honda.
Get the word out.
I love getting out of the shower and opening the bathroom door and when the fresh air hits the shower air it’s like FUCK I SMELL SO GOOD. good shower, team. Nice work.
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I love getting out of the shower and opening the bathroom door and when the fresh air hits the shower air it’s like FUCK I SMELL SO GOOD. good shower, team. Nice work.
My KINGDOM for a good long back scratch.
January 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My KINGDOM for a good long back scratch.
It makes my skin crawl when grown women talk to their male partners in baby voices.
January 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It makes my skin crawl when grown women talk to their male partners in baby voices.
Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until that goth girlfriend’s reproductive organs end up in a jar on a shelf like a beloved tchotchke.
January 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until that goth girlfriend’s reproductive organs end up in a jar on a shelf like a beloved tchotchke.
Everything about this “tiktok ban” is so wrong. I have a terrible feeling about the whole thing. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Everything about this “tiktok ban” is so wrong. I have a terrible feeling about the whole thing. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
At the Home Depot, eyeballing rotary saws (for legal reasons) Britney Spears on the radio. Oh, to be a girl on a Saturday.
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
At the Home Depot, eyeballing rotary saws (for legal reasons) Britney Spears on the radio. Oh, to be a girl on a Saturday.
don’t forget to piss off a film bro today by asking “who is david lynch.”
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
don’t forget to piss off a film bro today by asking “who is david lynch.”
Yes I do let my dildos run freely throughout my apartment. If it makes you uncomfortable then LEAVE. This is THEIR house not YOURS. I don't come over and ask you to hide your CHILDREN. #lifestyle
January 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yes I do let my dildos run freely throughout my apartment. If it makes you uncomfortable then LEAVE. This is THEIR house not YOURS. I don't come over and ask you to hide your CHILDREN. #lifestyle
If I could tongue kiss my TENs unit without serious repercussions, I would. #fibromyalgia #chronicpain
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 AM
If I could tongue kiss my TENs unit without serious repercussions, I would. #fibromyalgia #chronicpain
Today I was in a meeting and everyone was sharing sweet little anecdotes about their dads and I refrained from mentioning that my own father’s name is frozen in a jar of chili water & cat shit, cursed tenfold with every breath he takes. And you know what that is?
a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Today I was in a meeting and everyone was sharing sweet little anecdotes about their dads and I refrained from mentioning that my own father’s name is frozen in a jar of chili water & cat shit, cursed tenfold with every breath he takes. And you know what that is?
If the oppressor only knows the language of violence, and refuses to learn other ways to communicate, it is only logical for the oppressed to respond to their subjugation in a way that is sure to be understood.
December 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
If the oppressor only knows the language of violence, and refuses to learn other ways to communicate, it is only logical for the oppressed to respond to their subjugation in a way that is sure to be understood.