AKCrucial
@akcrucial.bsky.social
Art. Cats. Graphic and web design. NJ cryptid let loose on the unsuspecting citizens of Chicagoland.
Oh wow I just remembered I have BlueSky
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh wow I just remembered I have BlueSky
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Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
Yeah, me neither.
#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP
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Child: when you were my age, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?
Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?
August 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Child: when you were my age, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?
Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?
HELLO EVERYONE HI. The shit…has hit the fan. But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the shitshow.
To help: gofund.me/c22965bc
To help: gofund.me/c22965bc
August 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
HELLO EVERYONE HI. The shit…has hit the fan. But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the shitshow.
To help: gofund.me/c22965bc
To help: gofund.me/c22965bc
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If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78
Donate to Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease, organized by Ashley Murtaugh
In the coming year, our little family will be facing some pre… Ashley Murtaugh needs your support for Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease
gofund.me
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78
If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78
Donate to Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease, organized by Ashley Murtaugh
In the coming year, our little family will be facing some pre… Ashley Murtaugh needs your support for Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease
gofund.me
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78
I know I don’t have the. Highest following on here, but my wife is sick, and our family is about to go through the wringer. Please help spread the word. Thank youse.
gofund.me/1a483e96
gofund.me/1a483e96
Donate to Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease, organized by Ashley Murtaugh
In the coming year, our little family will be facing some pre… Ashley Murtaugh needs your support for Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease
gofund.me
July 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I know I don’t have the. Highest following on here, but my wife is sick, and our family is about to go through the wringer. Please help spread the word. Thank youse.
gofund.me/1a483e96
gofund.me/1a483e96
He forgot the name of the prime minister of Japan while speaking live and just called him…Mr. Japan.
Mr. Japan, folks.
This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.
Mr. Japan, folks.
This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.
July 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He forgot the name of the prime minister of Japan while speaking live and just called him…Mr. Japan.
Mr. Japan, folks.
This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.
Mr. Japan, folks.
This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.
If you’re feeling overwhelmed to the point of numbness and fatigue, remember: two decades and trillions of dollars were spent trying to sever you from your compassion and humanity. You feel like this because it didn’t work on you, babe.
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you’re feeling overwhelmed to the point of numbness and fatigue, remember: two decades and trillions of dollars were spent trying to sever you from your compassion and humanity. You feel like this because it didn’t work on you, babe.
Apparently there’s been a 400% increase in violence against ICE agents since February 2025, but I think we as a country can do better than that.
Those are rookie numbers.
Those are rookie numbers.
May 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Apparently there’s been a 400% increase in violence against ICE agents since February 2025, but I think we as a country can do better than that.
Those are rookie numbers.
Those are rookie numbers.
I think the most fun part about American medicine is one doctor saying HEY STUPID WHATEVERR YOU DO, DON’T STOP TAKING THIS MEDICINE ABRUPTLY.
And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”
And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”
May 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I think the most fun part about American medicine is one doctor saying HEY STUPID WHATEVERR YOU DO, DON’T STOP TAKING THIS MEDICINE ABRUPTLY.
And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”
And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”
Over $220 million has been paid out to sexual abuse victims by clergy in the state of Illinois alone.
Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.
Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.
May 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Over $220 million has been paid out to sexual abuse victims by clergy in the state of Illinois alone.
Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.
Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.
So this happened today
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So this happened today
Vaccines are less expensive than child-sized coffins.
April 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Vaccines are less expensive than child-sized coffins.
@Cory Booker really living the porkroll egg and cheese SPK mission statement rn: if you pose a credible threat to the people of this country, someone from New Jersey will stand up and yell at you for 24 hours straight.
April 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@Cory Booker really living the porkroll egg and cheese SPK mission statement rn: if you pose a credible threat to the people of this country, someone from New Jersey will stand up and yell at you for 24 hours straight.
If you see me standing in line - ANYWHERE FOR ANYTHING - just know that the person in front of me is Colin Robinson.
March 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you see me standing in line - ANYWHERE FOR ANYTHING - just know that the person in front of me is Colin Robinson.
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
[At this point, I’m not even worried that there will be a nuclear exchange triggered by an ACTUAL event.
I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]
I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
[At this point, I’m not even worried that there will be a nuclear exchange triggered by an ACTUAL event.
I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]
I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]
I go live on tiktok with a block of text that reads “you have never lived in a world without trans people and you never will” and it has filled so many magat diapers lately 🤣
March 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I go live on tiktok with a block of text that reads “you have never lived in a world without trans people and you never will” and it has filled so many magat diapers lately 🤣
March 12th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day fifty one summary:
March 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
March 12th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day fifty one summary:
I’m not saying that ALL men are problematic but the ONLY boy cat in this house shot a blood clot out of his peener and even the vets went “oh wow”after zooming in on the picture.
March 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m not saying that ALL men are problematic but the ONLY boy cat in this house shot a blood clot out of his peener and even the vets went “oh wow”after zooming in on the picture.
There are few things as satisfying as telling your doctor that insurance denied your life-saving treatment and watching them just quietly seethe, knowing full well that someone on the other end of a headset is going to have a deadass VERY bad day VERY soon.
February 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
There are few things as satisfying as telling your doctor that insurance denied your life-saving treatment and watching them just quietly seethe, knowing full well that someone on the other end of a headset is going to have a deadass VERY bad day VERY soon.
