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Tom M.F. Shanks 🇭🇹🇨🇦
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The OG of shit talkin’. Tèt mwen pa finn bon
Un côté de moi je me dit “eh ben, raison de plus que je pourrais rester à la maison en télétravail!” Mais de l’autre côté “papa j’ai besoin d’aller ici, ici, ici aussi pis la-bas aussi fek let’s goooooo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sometimes, the internet makes me hate the fact that i know how to read.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Why he look into the camera like that though 🤭
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Looking like a decubitus ulcer.
Sloppy Steve doing damage control with the cult today trying to talk them off the ledge.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Not necessary, safe and effective, all applicable to JD Vance
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ma job: Évitez de porter des parfums qui pourrait incommoder vos collègues.

Aussi ma job: le monde qui réchauffemt leurs oeufs et poisson pour que ca sent la snatch du Capitaine Highliner dans la cuisine
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I'm ready for this Wale album on Friday.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If she uses psychics when she’ll be in court, she gonna send people with speeding tickets to do life
Kim Kardashian asked four psychics if she was going to pass the bar, revealing a somewhat deficient understanding of the concept of jurisdiction.
To wit. Stay in your lane. This moron is yelling about her psychics lying to her saying she was gonna pass. Yes her psychics.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Seul coté de l’hiver que je trippe c’est d’aller patiner et jouer au hockey dans les patinoires du coin. Depuis que je suis tout petit jusqu’a mes 51 ans, i need that!
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Final season of Power book Force: let’s GO
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Something about that scene was eerie
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I understand. The price of milk is high af so you gotta do what you gotta do, i get it.
Trying to make a science in 2025.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Petite chanson de Samba pour se réchauffer durant cette neige youtube.com/shorts/t_6cK...
Araketu - Mal Acostumado -#araketu #axé
YouTube video by Samba do Socio
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Le risque calculé
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Les timbrés qui pensent que Mamdani est un entriste islamiste qui prépare la mise en place de sharia… 🤦‍♂️

La rhétorique des xén0s anti musulmans est tellement stupide et ignare qu’ils pensent que tout musulman est un islamiste.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ze poutine!
295€
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Bin kin lmaoooo
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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🎯
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ground beef under the armrest is crazy work
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Donald’s makeup is the real border crisis.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Mesdames et messieurs, je pense que mon gars vient d'établir le record Guinness de l'excuse de retard la plus ridicule. 🏆
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM