Micky Penguins
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Birmingham dad, leftie like you wouldn't believe, occasionally funny
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At least with Iraq they bothered to rig up a dossier of 'evidence'. The inquiry into the war with Iran will be presented with a napkin that says "Netanyahu told Trump 'Iran has all kinds of mad shit, fr bro'"
"Netanyahu plans to present Trump with fresh intelligence on Iran’s military capabilities, one of the sources said."
Oh do f--- off. Does anyone trust anything Netanyahu presents as "evidence"?
Oh do f--- off. Does anyone trust anything Netanyahu presents as "evidence"?
Netanyahu to discuss potential Iran strikes with Trump as Washington and Tehran resume talks | CNN
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu intends to discuss possible military options against Iran with US President Donald Trump during his visit to Washington this week as Israel prepares contingen...
edition.cnn.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
At least with Iraq they bothered to rig up a dossier of 'evidence'. The inquiry into the war with Iran will be presented with a napkin that says "Netanyahu told Trump 'Iran has all kinds of mad shit, fr bro'"
The polymarket bets on the Olympic Hockey are all about who's secretly boning
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 AM
The polymarket bets on the Olympic Hockey are all about who's secretly boning
Did we learn nothing from spider-man 2?
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Did we learn nothing from spider-man 2?
Pledge allegiance to your ham, your cheese, your pies
February 9, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Pledge allegiance to your ham, your cheese, your pies
Perfect viral marketing for googling the phrase “How to turn off Search Party”
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Perfect viral marketing for googling the phrase “How to turn off Search Party”
RFK jr talks like the cockroach stuffed in a human skin from Men in Black, but with none of the charm
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
RFK jr talks like the cockroach stuffed in a human skin from Men in Black, but with none of the charm
People thought it was weird when Mr DiFranco named both the twins “Anus”, but they joined forces for a very successful music career
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
People thought it was weird when Mr DiFranco named both the twins “Anus”, but they joined forces for a very successful music career
This Van Gogh is so fuckin metal
Skull with Burning Cigarette - 1885
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13795
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13795
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
This Van Gogh is so fuckin metal
I don’t care what titles they end up with because they should end up in prison
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I don’t care what titles they end up with because they should end up in prison
And Jesus said “this isn’t going to be enough loaves and fishes, guys, we’re going to have to kick some people out”
Mike 25:35
Mike 25:35
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
And Jesus said “this isn’t going to be enough loaves and fishes, guys, we’re going to have to kick some people out”
Mike 25:35
Mike 25:35
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To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
🎶 Black origami
Classy appearance but finding it later’s a pain
Where is my crane? 🎶
🎶 Black origami
Classy appearance but finding it later’s a pain
Where is my crane? 🎶
November 12, 2024 at 2:34 PM
To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
🎶 Black origami
Classy appearance but finding it later’s a pain
Where is my crane? 🎶
🎶 Black origami
Classy appearance but finding it later’s a pain
Where is my crane? 🎶
Did Chat GPT convince Reeves that all tax is theft again?
2026: Labour Chancellor Rachel Reeves, "It is not right that people who don't go to university bear the cost for others to"
2020: That time Labour leader Keir Starmer said he would scrap university tuition fees
2020: That time Labour leader Keir Starmer said he would scrap university tuition fees
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Did Chat GPT convince Reeves that all tax is theft again?
Y'all are sleeping on the Melania documentary. There's a whole 20 mins where she talks about how Trump's genitals look like a sad jellyfish fr
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Y'all are sleeping on the Melania documentary. There's a whole 20 mins where she talks about how Trump's genitals look like a sad jellyfish fr
Those of you complaining that you can't get in to see your GP just aren't committed enough.
If you turn up at the surgery and then collapse coughing blood, someone WILL see you
If you turn up at the surgery and then collapse coughing blood, someone WILL see you
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Those of you complaining that you can't get in to see your GP just aren't committed enough.
If you turn up at the surgery and then collapse coughing blood, someone WILL see you
If you turn up at the surgery and then collapse coughing blood, someone WILL see you
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Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
Tim Walz condemned for comparing Minnesota children to Anne Frank
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
bit.ly
January 28, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks
That song about Travis Kelce's dick features not one, but two Flugelhorn players.
I would take that as a compliment.
I would take that as a compliment.
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 AM
That song about Travis Kelce's dick features not one, but two Flugelhorn players.
I would take that as a compliment.
I would take that as a compliment.
It’s like regular empathy but you’re wrong because the fascists have a point, actually.
It’s like that priest said - first they came for the women, but I didn’t speak out because she had a smart mouth and had it coming
It’s like that priest said - first they came for the women, but I didn’t speak out because she had a smart mouth and had it coming
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It’s like regular empathy but you’re wrong because the fascists have a point, actually.
It’s like that priest said - first they came for the women, but I didn’t speak out because she had a smart mouth and had it coming
It’s like that priest said - first they came for the women, but I didn’t speak out because she had a smart mouth and had it coming
Venezuelan oil revenues transferred to an account in Qatar, entirely unrelated to corruption or prior bribes says administration
The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar.
“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
Exclusive: US gets first $500 million Venezuelan oil deal, holding some proceeds in Qatar
The details shared with Semafor mark an initial milestone in the administration’s plan following the ouster of Nicolás Maduro.
www.semafor.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Venezuelan oil revenues transferred to an account in Qatar, entirely unrelated to corruption or prior bribes says administration
I'm not saying I didn't achieve much today but, I finished the last of the christmas panettone and I'm counting that as a win
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I'm not saying I didn't achieve much today but, I finished the last of the christmas panettone and I'm counting that as a win
I think since I got sober the drink I miss the most is definitely banana flavour antibiotics
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I think since I got sober the drink I miss the most is definitely banana flavour antibiotics
🎵I'm all out of poop
My colon is empty
I squeezed it all out
My poo game is so strong 🎵
My colon is empty
I squeezed it all out
My poo game is so strong 🎵
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
🎵I'm all out of poop
My colon is empty
I squeezed it all out
My poo game is so strong 🎵
My colon is empty
I squeezed it all out
My poo game is so strong 🎵
Guys, we can just keep writing 2025, what are they gonna do? call Timecop?
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Guys, we can just keep writing 2025, what are they gonna do? call Timecop?
It’s finally happened. I’ve listened to Last Christmas so much that my brain has me singing Careless Whisper as some sort of defence mechanism
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It’s finally happened. I’ve listened to Last Christmas so much that my brain has me singing Careless Whisper as some sort of defence mechanism