Micky Penguins
@tommyds.bsky.social
Birmingham dad, leftie like you wouldn't believe, occasionally funny
IG: @tomdesalis
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Is that what Boba Fett flies around in?
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is that what Boba Fett flies around in?
Well, I do campaign for electoral reform, or do you mean blow some stuff up?
If this is a sting, I’m not interested. If this isn’t a sting, I am very interested, please send blueprints
If this is a sting, I’m not interested. If this isn’t a sting, I am very interested, please send blueprints
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well, I do campaign for electoral reform, or do you mean blow some stuff up?
If this is a sting, I’m not interested. If this isn’t a sting, I am very interested, please send blueprints
If this is a sting, I’m not interested. If this isn’t a sting, I am very interested, please send blueprints
...to form a national broadcaster paid for by a mandatory licence fee? Yeah, I did try to just do it but I had trouble getting money out of the neighbours
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
...to form a national broadcaster paid for by a mandatory licence fee? Yeah, I did try to just do it but I had trouble getting money out of the neighbours
2028: Mo’ Tussin!
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
2028: Mo’ Tussin!
And if we lose it, we never get it back. We can fix a faulty BBC, but no one would let us create anything like it from scratch these days
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
And if we lose it, we never get it back. We can fix a faulty BBC, but no one would let us create anything like it from scratch these days
I'd be proud of that loaf. Agree with what others say about proving time but also, how old is your starter? I didn't get the classic "big bubble" sourdough cross section until my starter was maybe 6m old
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'd be proud of that loaf. Agree with what others say about proving time but also, how old is your starter? I didn't get the classic "big bubble" sourdough cross section until my starter was maybe 6m old
And there I was, calling it “Circus Penis” like an idiot
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
And there I was, calling it “Circus Penis” like an idiot
But you say yourself it’s an area short on affordable properties. Do you not think you’re not helping the situation by owning more than one?
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
But you say yourself it’s an area short on affordable properties. Do you not think you’re not helping the situation by owning more than one?
Isn’t Cormac McCarthy dead?
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Isn’t Cormac McCarthy dead?
My daughter saw it in Waterstones at the weekend, went straight on the Christmas list
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My daughter saw it in Waterstones at the weekend, went straight on the Christmas list
Too busy trying to keep Mandelson in it to worry about changing it
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Too busy trying to keep Mandelson in it to worry about changing it
Pro-tip: If you sharpen the hook into a point, you can just jam it right in there and you don't need any adhesive
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Pro-tip: If you sharpen the hook into a point, you can just jam it right in there and you don't need any adhesive
Aww, are the poor GOP having a tough time of it? Sad face
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Aww, are the poor GOP having a tough time of it? Sad face
Also, we all make really arbitrary decisions about who's acceptable or not all the time, we all separate the art from the artist all the time, we just kid ourselves that we don't
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Also, we all make really arbitrary decisions about who's acceptable or not all the time, we all separate the art from the artist all the time, we just kid ourselves that we don't
I think if you were still wondering at this point, it was performative
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think if you were still wondering at this point, it was performative
Dear Donald, the BBC is not subject to the jurisdiction of Florida.
BW,
the UK
BW,
the UK
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Dear Donald, the BBC is not subject to the jurisdiction of Florida.
BW,
the UK
BW,
the UK
Jones-off!
In the red corner we have Jones, a political commentator and author who has shared an opinion!
In the blue corner - Jones, a political commentator and author who has a different opinion, or possibly the same opinion on a different timeline!
Who can generate the most words? Find out now
In the red corner we have Jones, a political commentator and author who has shared an opinion!
In the blue corner - Jones, a political commentator and author who has a different opinion, or possibly the same opinion on a different timeline!
Who can generate the most words? Find out now
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Jones-off!
In the red corner we have Jones, a political commentator and author who has shared an opinion!
In the blue corner - Jones, a political commentator and author who has a different opinion, or possibly the same opinion on a different timeline!
Who can generate the most words? Find out now
In the red corner we have Jones, a political commentator and author who has shared an opinion!
In the blue corner - Jones, a political commentator and author who has a different opinion, or possibly the same opinion on a different timeline!
Who can generate the most words? Find out now
"Just a bunch of manly dudes who like to get together and kill people, America style!"
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Just a bunch of manly dudes who like to get together and kill people, America style!"
Is she wearing coloured contacts or is she naturally that dead eyed?
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Is she wearing coloured contacts or is she naturally that dead eyed?
Even hypothetically, what "harm" could be done to a man given absolute power and immunity?
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Even hypothetically, what "harm" could be done to a man given absolute power and immunity?
GCHQ listening in to all the phone calls and transvestigating anyone with background hoots
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
GCHQ listening in to all the phone calls and transvestigating anyone with background hoots
"Keir Starmer is toxic, what should we do?"
"Replace him with young Keir Starmer!"
"But people hate him too!"
"Yes, but with enthusiasm!"
"Replace him with young Keir Starmer!"
"But people hate him too!"
"Yes, but with enthusiasm!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
"Keir Starmer is toxic, what should we do?"
"Replace him with young Keir Starmer!"
"But people hate him too!"
"Yes, but with enthusiasm!"
"Replace him with young Keir Starmer!"
"But people hate him too!"
"Yes, but with enthusiasm!"