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Tom Murphy
@tommurphygt.bsky.social
He/him. Filmmaker, actor, gamemaker-in-training. Find me amongst the antiques in old markets. Lucky father of a beautiful 4yr old lad and lucky husband to an inspirational (and beautiful) human. True stream of consciousness ramblings. Pluviophile.
does this mean 'H' from Steps can reclaim his name?

#ianwatkins
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I never understood the kids in school (everyone else) who could just switch off their laughter after the class all giggles at something.

I'd be nasally exhaling intermittently for the next 3 - 4 minutes to the point where people would be looking at me like 'Wasn't that funny, mate', TELL MY BODY
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
things i've said out loud in the last 1hr while spriting:

- i swear to all the f*ing Gods, man...
- I'm 33 how do I not know what a shawl looks like
- DUPLICATE IT, DUPLICATE IT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

and this repeatedly when not shouting at myself www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jF...

#gamedev #gameart
Crabs : animated music video : MrWeebl
YouTube video by Weebl's Stuff
www.youtube.com
September 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
oh yeah, i make games now apparently

#gamedev
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It was super powerful
Looks like I accidentally started just talking and no one can stop me apart from my own procrastination which is, tbf, super super powerful.

So yeah.

Felt cute etc.

open.substack.com/pub/itstommu...
I Don't Give A Shit Any More
- and that's okay. Sorry for swearing. Warning: there's a few more inside.
open.substack.com
August 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Looks like I accidentally started just talking and no one can stop me apart from my own procrastination which is, tbf, super super powerful.

So yeah.

Felt cute etc.

open.substack.com/pub/itstommu...
I Don't Give A Shit Any More
- and that's okay. Sorry for swearing. Warning: there's a few more inside.
open.substack.com
May 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just had a fascinating conversation with ChatGPT 4o about the phrase:

"I think, therefore I am."
February 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
1111AD must have been a really difficult year for New Year's Eve glasses

HNY ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by Tom Murphy
Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
21 years he's done that to Emma Thompson. 21.
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
"Can you stack them?"
"It won't look very good"
"It's not an art project, it's a scran"
December 5, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Parenthood is:

- accepting that songs 1 to 4 of your top songs this year are requests from your 4 year old.

- accepting that Horse Racing Farts is, from the 30,000+ minutes of music you've listened to this year, your 5th most played track.

- regretting teaching your 4 year old how to use an Alexa
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Some of the algorithm, 'this is me' posts on here are wild, they're like:

🐰 Pokémon
🔬 Archeology
🎄 Christmas
🎮 The 1973 Aruban Women's National Shot put team
💦 Hardcore anal scissoring
🐱 Kittens
December 2, 2024 at 9:47 AM
The thing I'm annoyed most about regarding my own mortality, is the many, many video games I'll never get to play
December 2, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Just watched The Intern, what an absolute masterpiece
December 1, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I'm all in for Ludwig Kaiser, been a fan for a while, so sick to see him get a PPV match. Don't think he'll win, but I can dream.

I'll take Sheamus, though.
a man in a black turtleneck is talking to another man in a black shirt
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck is talking to another man in a black shirt
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Feeling a Paul Heyman swerve tonight... but from which angle 🤔

#wwe #survivorseries #wargames
December 1, 2024 at 12:16 AM
This new version of Shinsuke Nakamura is the alter ego I aspire to
December 1, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Shinsuka Nakamura's new theme is GORGEOUS
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Tom Murphy
[my wife, violently shaking me] “You idiot, you drank the liquid from the magic 8 ball again, didn't you?”

[my eyes roll back in my head and read: “MOST LIKELY”]
November 29, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Nvm sharknado, we want slothnami
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by Tom Murphy
Wife: Alexa play instrumental Christmas music from Spotify

Me: [audible groan]

Wife: [baleful eye]

Me: I’m sorry I was just thinking about the injustices visited upon Jehovah’s Witnesses in the interwar period

Wife: Think about them more quietly
November 29, 2024 at 12:12 AM