I had to use the shower at my Grandpa's house this morning. This is his deodrant.

He's 94.

Forgot to do this last night but massive shout out to @tommayhew.bsky.social and @lesliegold.bsky.social for their new panel show👇wonderfully supported by @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social & Jake Patrick

It’s a great concept, please go and see in Edinburgh if you can.

And🤞there may also be a podcast.

Not many tickets left for my performance of 'I, Tom Mayhew' at the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival! Really looking forward to it.

Much magnificence at Monday's #ACMS, hat-tip to:
🪄 the prop-free @charlievmartin.bsky.social, who spent NOTHING on bread
📺 child star Bart Simpson (!)
🥂 the dapper daters Alexander Richmond & Caroline Barton
🚇 @adamlarter.bsky.social and all his underground associates, inc @tommayhew.bsky.social

I was never bothered about pancakes - until @adelecliff.bsky.social's groundbreaking Pancake Day rule proposed (& overwhelmingly voted in) @ 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians). Thank you for your service, Adele. IYKYK

@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@soozuk.bsky.social

1/2

So much fun! I think we've got something good here, ya know. 💜

Back for another WIP (just to make sure) on 16 Mar, panellists to be announced soon.

Big love to @tommayhew.bsky.social @soozuk.bsky.social & @adelecliff.bsky.social for ace ideas & ace bants.

16 Mar tix: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues

Lovely evening with @lesliegold.bsky.social @tommayhew.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social
@soozuk.bsky.social on 101 Rules For A Better World

Wonderful panel concept plus we got rid of Barney Walsh.

#TheMask

SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

if your dream is to read 15% less posts by nazis then yes it will

Oh god another social media app, maybe this will be the one to make all of my dreams come true

First poo of the year, always a special one.