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tomfoldsfive.bsky.social
@tomfoldsfive.bsky.social
Enjoyer of many things.
I thought the Eagles already lost? Why am I seeing them again but in orange uniforms?
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Death by a thousand stabs with a spoon. That’s what watching this game as an Eagles fan feels like.
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Bruh, did I really just see a “Join ICE” add on this Netflix broadcast of the game? Get fucked Netflix: so glad I don’t pay for your service.
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Serious question: How would you go about describing Bari to someone who knows nothing about her or anything about where she came from? I’m leaning with “Dunning Kruger ‘Journalist’ who now leads CBS.”
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I know I don't have many followers, but if you see this, please read this article. (It's a gift link!)

www.theatlantic.com/economy/2025...
Something Ominous Is Happening in the AI Economy
The last time so much wealth was tied up in such obscure overlapping arrangements was just before the 2008 financial crisis.
www.theatlantic.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Look, I’m a diehard Birds fan but even I can’t help but feel absolutely awful for what’s happening to the Commanders this season. @acosta32jp.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social what did they do to deserve this sort of treatment?
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
@acosta32jp.bsky.social my cousin sent me this from the other site, and if true (I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be) this is just so so bad. Kind of quantifies my yelling at the TV when I watch the Birds this season.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Congrats Eagles, you’ve successfully recreated the 2023 season.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Tanner wouldn’t have fumbled there.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why aren’t the Eagles sitting 26? He’s clearly not right. Put in the Tank.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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just... WOW
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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ICYMI: Now is a good time to say that Jordan Davis swatting a FG is on the cover of this month’s SI, and you should buy magazines because they are cool and you can read good articles and look at nice pictures without having to be on your phone.
@conororr.bsky.social wrote a very good magazine cover story about why special teams has gone crazy this year and we put Jordan Davis’s blocked FG on a cool looking cover.

KICK BAIT! www.si.com/nfl/special-...
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nick and KP are killing this team. Punt and you’re essentially sealing the Lions fate.

Stop being so mediocre guys.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Me, watching this offense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know Patullo doesn’t actually play the game out there, but if you aren’t convinced that he’s actively hurting this team I beg you to watch that last offensive series. Good god.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@acosta32jp.bsky.social gonna need to see that Barkley spin move on repeat
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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the haters are in shambles
October 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Imagine having an hours-long meeting this week (as reported that Hurts, Barkley, and Brown did) and this was the level of effort that was produced tonight @acosta32jp.bsky.social @billbarnwell.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM