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tomfoldsfive.bsky.social
@tomfoldsfive.bsky.social
Enjoyer of many things.
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Death by a thousand stabs with a spoon. That’s what watching this game as an Eagles fan feels like.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Part of me thinks Vic Fangio must be pissed at Patullo. Vic is so good at his job and KP is so not. That’s gotta eat at you inside.
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Respectfully, fuck off.
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Patullo gonna Patullo.
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Why? They clearly are already dickless.
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
And thanks for the autocorrect, I spelled ad correctly you dumb phone.
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Don’t respond to people with 2.5 brain cells. Instead respond to quirky posters…like this one!
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Niners are one of the 30 best teams in the sport.
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I may be wayyyy overthinking this here, but when people suggest that Trump has done “countless great things,” I can’t help but think “really? Countless? Even if you’re a Trump person, you tell me he’s done SO much good that you can’t even count the ways? Come on bro. There’s an upper limit for sure”
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I do want it over!

But to be honest, I'm still waiting to hear wtf happened in 2023, so I won't hold my breath on this year's shitshow.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just stab me with a spoon.

Calling it now: Cowboys gonna win the East. I don't even care anymore. Fuck this team.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I "liked" your post, but I do not like the contents of said post. We are so anemic.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Man, we all know it started at the SuperBowl. Chiefs were never the same. They got LIX'd.....(sorry, I'm a dad, and thus am required to make dad jokes.)
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What, uh....what was that?
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM