maggie
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Dave p*rtnoy in and out of Lloyds in less time it’s taken for us to get seated lmao
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Dave p*rtnoy in and out of Lloyds in less time it’s taken for us to get seated lmao
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At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this
January 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this
Once you notice the grifter gulp you will not stop noticing it I can’t explain it you just have to know what I’m talking about
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Once you notice the grifter gulp you will not stop noticing it I can’t explain it you just have to know what I’m talking about
I kinda can’t believe I get to listen to fully mastered dust bowl in less than 24 hrs after only listening to rips of the demo for years yall are about to be sick of me
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I kinda can’t believe I get to listen to fully mastered dust bowl in less than 24 hrs after only listening to rips of the demo for years yall are about to be sick of me
god I wish I knew who was behind this sticker project. I see one every time I’m out and they keep getting cooler and cooler.
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
god I wish I knew who was behind this sticker project. I see one every time I’m out and they keep getting cooler and cooler.
I’m gonna need the national weather service to bring back their folks or someone needs to start a private weather forecasting operation cause I’m getting real tired of this surprise rain
June 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m gonna need the national weather service to bring back their folks or someone needs to start a private weather forecasting operation cause I’m getting real tired of this surprise rain
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Oh no we toured those three Iranian nuclear facilities on our honeymoon so today is especially hard for us
June 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh no we toured those three Iranian nuclear facilities on our honeymoon so today is especially hard for us
who’s gonna **** ***** I’m getting impatient
June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
who’s gonna **** ***** I’m getting impatient
Idk who needs to be de-influenced but I’m seeing lots of fragrance companies developing body mist / hair mist right now. We aren’t falling for this cash grab in 2025! It’s highly diluted + barely scented filtered water with a crazy markup. Wont last you very long. Save ya money.
June 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Idk who needs to be de-influenced but I’m seeing lots of fragrance companies developing body mist / hair mist right now. We aren’t falling for this cash grab in 2025! It’s highly diluted + barely scented filtered water with a crazy markup. Wont last you very long. Save ya money.
running into regulars at trader joe’s gotta be up there on list of least favorite small talk conversations. like yeah, man. i’m not at work. cause I’m here. holding frozen mandarin chicken and unexpected cheddar. see you in the frozen/pantry hybrid aisle in 5 seconds
June 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
running into regulars at trader joe’s gotta be up there on list of least favorite small talk conversations. like yeah, man. i’m not at work. cause I’m here. holding frozen mandarin chicken and unexpected cheddar. see you in the frozen/pantry hybrid aisle in 5 seconds
we have made so. much. strawberry syrup this season yall I’m talking 9 gallons per week minimum and we aren’t stopping anytime soon everything I know and love is covered in strawberries but I do it for the people (& for the matcha & for the frozen margs)
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
we have made so. much. strawberry syrup this season yall I’m talking 9 gallons per week minimum and we aren’t stopping anytime soon everything I know and love is covered in strawberries but I do it for the people (& for the matcha & for the frozen margs)
The Neighbor Distribution System has just given us the loudest upstairs neighbors in the entire galaxy yall I’m talking bricks. for. feet. theatrical vocal projection. truly unmatched and impressive. but ☝️ they have good music taste so it’s fine
April 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Neighbor Distribution System has just given us the loudest upstairs neighbors in the entire galaxy yall I’m talking bricks. for. feet. theatrical vocal projection. truly unmatched and impressive. but ☝️ they have good music taste so it’s fine
I’ve been obsessively making a pot of chicken soup every week and using this magical god send blend for a majority of the dry seasonings and … just get it. it’s perfect.
April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’ve been obsessively making a pot of chicken soup every week and using this magical god send blend for a majority of the dry seasonings and … just get it. it’s perfect.
“our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak” most amazing thing i’ve heard come out of the tariff war
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak” most amazing thing i’ve heard come out of the tariff war
enough with the april fools marketing you’re making me hate this innocent and fun holiday I don’t wanna buy your dumb little things!!! I just wanna prank my friends!!!
April 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
enough with the april fools marketing you’re making me hate this innocent and fun holiday I don’t wanna buy your dumb little things!!! I just wanna prank my friends!!!
Cheezit stash at work was manufactured in the K factory thank fucking god
April 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Cheezit stash at work was manufactured in the K factory thank fucking god
m*tt w***m******* is in the shop rn his presence is ruining the vibe / my day
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
m*tt w***m******* is in the shop rn his presence is ruining the vibe / my day
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
a24 threatens to release new season of euphoria
February 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
a24 threatens to release new season of euphoria
i have finally lived long enough to see myself become the villain (ingredient only household)
February 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i have finally lived long enough to see myself become the villain (ingredient only household)
innie this, outie that how about why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
February 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
innie this, outie that how about why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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My fig round just dropped. Act like a wasp and get up in that. open.substack.com/pub/cuirderu...
A Cluster of Figs
Reviews of Fig Fragrances
open.substack.com
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My fig round just dropped. Act like a wasp and get up in that. open.substack.com/pub/cuirderu...
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Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.
The legacy — and future — of the farming game Stardew Valley
Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.
www.npr.org
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Eric Barone, the creator of Stardew Valley, keeps updating his video game. And has no plans of stopping.
cornribs & coffee getting absolutely cooked in their ig comments rn it's a beautiful thing to see, really
January 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
cornribs & coffee getting absolutely cooked in their ig comments rn it's a beautiful thing to see, really