Toft
@toft.bsky.social
I like: sci-fi, gameshow comedy, memes, robots, queers. She/her.
It was me
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It was me
I'm sorry, there was an ALLIGATOR in the CHARLES RIVER? the Charles River in BOSTON?
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm sorry, there was an ALLIGATOR in the CHARLES RIVER? the Charles River in BOSTON?
Hey if you're a knitter and like fancy hats, my MIL now has a Ravelry store. www.ravelry.com/patterns/sou...
Ravelry: Brenda Taylor's Ravelry Store - patterns
www.ravelry.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hey if you're a knitter and like fancy hats, my MIL now has a Ravelry store. www.ravelry.com/patterns/sou...
Every time my brother's longhair has to get a trim I WILL post "send pics of ur shaved p****y" to the family WhatsApp and nobody can stop me doing this
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every time my brother's longhair has to get a trim I WILL post "send pics of ur shaved p****y" to the family WhatsApp and nobody can stop me doing this
You know what I realized last night? DEATH BLART SOON
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You know what I realized last night? DEATH BLART SOON
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Okay, I was just in Newport, RI and saw this in a window display. Confirmed- it’s ADORABLE!!! 🦞
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Okay, I was just in Newport, RI and saw this in a window display. Confirmed- it’s ADORABLE!!! 🦞
It has come to my attention that I don't need to and perhaps shouldn't continue to use the ancient, free heat pad my physio gave me like a decade ago, and so I have bought an electric blanket, and what is this incredible technology of warmth and fluffiness
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It has come to my attention that I don't need to and perhaps shouldn't continue to use the ancient, free heat pad my physio gave me like a decade ago, and so I have bought an electric blanket, and what is this incredible technology of warmth and fluffiness
Erika Ishii is TOO HOT. It's a problem.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Erika Ishii is TOO HOT. It's a problem.
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i've said it before and i'll say it again: joyce carol oates is the main boss of twitter. our finest posters have done some of their best work going after elon, but it's never rattled him like this. she got to him on a molecular level.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again: joyce carol oates is the main boss of twitter. our finest posters have done some of their best work going after elon, but it's never rattled him like this. she got to him on a molecular level.
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"Like an ancient cyborg culling through the ruins of a post-apocalyptic planet (twitter, derogatory), Joyce Carol Oates recently fired her full-power death ray at aspiring trillionaire Elon Musk."
For anyone who missed her post
Elon Musk gets roasted on his own platform by Joyce Carol Oates.
Like an ancient cyborg culling through the ruins of a post-apocalyptic planet (twitter, derogatory), Joyce Carol Oates recently fired her full-power death ray at aspiring trillionaire Elon Musk, wh…
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November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Like an ancient cyborg culling through the ruins of a post-apocalyptic planet (twitter, derogatory), Joyce Carol Oates recently fired her full-power death ray at aspiring trillionaire Elon Musk."
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
Really enjoying how many people learned from my last tweet that James Acaster got dumped for Mr Bean. He's very funny (and sweet) about it.
Omg if this is new to you you must read what James Acaster says about it www.stuff.co.nz/entertainmen...
Stuff
www.stuff.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Really enjoying how many people learned from my last tweet that James Acaster got dumped for Mr Bean. He's very funny (and sweet) about it.
Very hard for me to see the trailer for Rowan Atkinson's new film without thinking about how it's obviously come from his experience taking time out of his career to stay-at-home dad his baby with his much younger gf who left James Acaster for him...
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Very hard for me to see the trailer for Rowan Atkinson's new film without thinking about how it's obviously come from his experience taking time out of his career to stay-at-home dad his baby with his much younger gf who left James Acaster for him...
A real jump scare when as I was walking out of the coffee shop I realized that the vaguely familiar woman sitting one table over from me was my therapist.*
*Who I haven't seen for a couple of years and who I only saw online.
*Who I haven't seen for a couple of years and who I only saw online.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A real jump scare when as I was walking out of the coffee shop I realized that the vaguely familiar woman sitting one table over from me was my therapist.*
*Who I haven't seen for a couple of years and who I only saw online.
*Who I haven't seen for a couple of years and who I only saw online.
In a coffee shop working on a sunday, grooving to Foreigner's "A Girl Like You"
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In a coffee shop working on a sunday, grooving to Foreigner's "A Girl Like You"
They've made a film of H is for Hawk, one of the most astonishing books I've read in years. It looks like they've made a quite sentimental, much less strange version of the story and so I'm not that interested.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
They've made a film of H is for Hawk, one of the most astonishing books I've read in years. It looks like they've made a quite sentimental, much less strange version of the story and so I'm not that interested.
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This post was written by the account owner's partner @ratsprite.bsky.social
Our beloved Nevvie passed away suddenly on the 16th of October.
Details of how to get in contact are available on a post on her blog: neverwhere.tumblr.com/post/7987771...
Our beloved Nevvie passed away suddenly on the 16th of October.
Details of how to get in contact are available on a post on her blog: neverwhere.tumblr.com/post/7987771...
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This post was written by the account owner's partner @ratsprite.bsky.social
Our beloved Nevvie passed away suddenly on the 16th of October.
Details of how to get in contact are available on a post on her blog: neverwhere.tumblr.com/post/7987771...
Our beloved Nevvie passed away suddenly on the 16th of October.
Details of how to get in contact are available on a post on her blog: neverwhere.tumblr.com/post/7987771...
I don't know if any of you knew neverwhere, but she passed away suddenly a couple of weeks ago. I knew her from POI fandom, and lost touch when I left X, but she would leave lovely, generous comments on fic. Fandom is poorer for her loss. neverwhere.tumblr.com/post/7987771....
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don't know if any of you knew neverwhere, but she passed away suddenly a couple of weeks ago. I knew her from POI fandom, and lost touch when I left X, but she would leave lovely, generous comments on fic. Fandom is poorer for her loss. neverwhere.tumblr.com/post/7987771....
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Good morning America! Today is the paperback publication day of my #StarTrekSNW novel Asylum! It's such a belter they gave it an award. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #UnaByUna
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www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-St...
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: Asylum
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: Asylum [McCormack, Una] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: Asylum
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November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Good morning America! Today is the paperback publication day of my #StarTrekSNW novel Asylum! It's such a belter they gave it an award. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #UnaByUna
www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-St...
www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-St...
Someone left a pair of pants (trousers) in the graduate lounge in my department...
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Someone left a pair of pants (trousers) in the graduate lounge in my department...
The most magical moment this evening was when #hw saw a group of kpop demon hunter teens and they SANG HIS FAVORITE SONG and he was so excited and happy, and they were charmed by his excitement.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The most magical moment this evening was when #hw saw a group of kpop demon hunter teens and they SANG HIS FAVORITE SONG and he was so excited and happy, and they were charmed by his excitement.