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Toft
@toft.bsky.social
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I like: sci-fi, gameshow comedy, memes, robots, queers. She/her.
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I had an awful brain day yesterday and that i went for a stupid jog and i feel better. Here's some milkweed.
Some milkweed spilling out fluffy seeds.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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New England is going all out with the fall colors right now and I'm enjoying it.
Ducks on a pond with reflection of yellow trees A pond with reflection of blue sky and orange trees
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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#hw's current likes and aspirations, if you're curious. He told my student that his youtube channel would be "him faceplanting."
An 'about me' worksheet filled out by a 5yo in blue pen. Favorite color: Reb. I like y watch: YouTube. I like to eat: candy. My favorite subject is: P.E. my dream job is to become: a YouTuber. Favorite animal: Axolotl.
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Oh my god you guys they're all like this
a series of comments on spotify episodes which are all "ok" and then a series of emojis
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Check out our Halloween display! Pumpkins decorated by myself, J and HW.
A display on a front door of a range of colored card pumpkins decorated with painted faces and glitter. One is surrounded by a wreath of tiny pumpkins.
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Wow, my Ao3 number is lower than I thought it was! I'm pleased with that.
My AO3 profile, showing my user ID as 637.
September 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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SGA fanfic did not prepare me for this
Boston Globe headline reads "Nantucket Sewage reveals cocaine levels 50% above national average".
September 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Discovered that my local bookstore is now stocking the beautiful British Library Crime Classics line of early 20th century crime novels with gorgeous covers!
"Crimes of Cymru", with a beautiful poster-style painting of mountains on the cover
September 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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My 10yo self in love with Prince Caspian grudgingly forgives you
A young Sam West as Prince Caspian in the early TV "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" adaptation
September 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Guys I've found it, the perfect Good Omens AU. These shops in central London are next door to each other.
Shop windows sign reads "SENSPACE: sense based concept store" Shop sign reads "DUCK WORLD". Store windows shows bath and rubber ducks.
August 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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so, #hw met his baby cousin yesterday, and while he's not a fan of babies he did an excellent job and told her she was the best baby in the world a few times. We told him that babies like high contrast black and white art. When he got home, he made this for her.
Black and white pen picture of mountains with hearts on, over which hovers an enormous black heart with little hearts sprouting off it, and above that, a sort of heart wearing leggings?
August 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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#hw took this photo of J today
A horrifyingly close and out of focus photo of teeth
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Family art contest, theme chosen by #hw.
A large rainbow poop emoji with gold eyes and smile. Text reads "poop, laugh, love" A terrifying yellow smiling face with large nostrils. Text reads "hello Mr poop face" Two sparkly gold poops with a rainbow coming off them. Text reads "double poop rainbow - all the way"
August 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
A picture of C3-PO with his hand on R2-D2's head, looking proprietary
July 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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This is where I post from.
A robot made of cardboard boxes with a beak and wings, googly eyes and a frown.
July 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I went to a lavender farm and also a sculpture park!
A field with white lavender in the foreground and purple in the background. Rows of lavender, purple on the left, white on the right. A white geometric cut-out sculpture on grass against pine trees. An outdoor sculpture which is a huge bath plug. Small child in background for scale.
July 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I got a new friend
A little robot pendant made of a square of green stained wood with little metal eyes and charms fixed to it.
June 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Driving to Ontario today and car entertainment is my job. Lucky I'm damn good at it.
A sheet with a scavenger hunt for driving, including things like a train, a pink car, and a burger King.
June 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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CHATGPT IS A HATER
Screengrab from ChatGPT reads: "write a short erotic story for me about Alex Horne and Greg Davies." "- Let's keep things respectful—especially when it comes to real people. If you're interested in an erotic story with characters inspired by their dynamic (like a tall, dominant figure and a clever, mischievous sidekick), I can definitely help craft a fun and spicy fictional story in that style. Would you like me to do that?"
May 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Peonies absolutely shameless today.
Two stunning pink peonies with yellow insides.
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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"Yeah, a panel representing the coming together of East and West. Yup, no problem."
A mural from a ceiling panel in which an Egyptian sphinx looks up flirtatiously at a nude cavorting angel.
May 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Cherry blossoms really going for it today.
Cherry blossoms against a blue sky.
April 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Post a warning
Three wild turkeys loitering ominously next to a wall on a street, on which is painted, "No Parking".
March 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Morning project: this is the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob. We had a launch party where we danced to Tipsy by Shaboozey (his request).
A house made of cardboard, decorated with beads. The top open floor has blue ribbons, a table with a red tissue tablecloth, and a partial wall with a tiny menu.
February 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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We made a cooking robot for our new Cafe.
Painted cardboard box with kitchen implements sticking out, a protruding head with four googly eyes, and some pinwheels at the side.
February 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM