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I get the Freddy Mercury vibes from Benson Boone but you can not tell me that is not also Matthew Mcconaughey's Magic Mike character.
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Wildfires in LA, snowstorms in New Orleans. Well, at least we’re pulling out of the Paris climate agreement!
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
7:00 new years for the neighbor kids 🎇🎇
January 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Apps dinner (appatizers and apples) for out NYE celebration over here while we watch lion king before our 7 pm noise party with the neighbor kids ✨✨
December 31, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Dying.. downstairs working out and I hear Tom scream
"Callie! You are not a wiggly worm! You are a person! Stop that! You are a person! "
December 31, 2024 at 4:47 PM
T to 2yr old: do you remember what's in mommy's belly?
2 year old: PASTA!

😅😅🤰
December 31, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Just randomly decided to take a family flash light walk. On the walk we started talking about how being a SAHM has made me anxious about money. And if I should find some something pt soon. Only to look down and find $10 on the ground. Okay universe.
December 31, 2024 at 12:11 AM
One last Santa search before bed
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM
What's Christmas without enchiladas

And Christmas Eve without rolling 50 of these things
December 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
My in laws have never tried Taco Bell 🤯
December 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Border security agent clocked us as gigglers
December 8, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Giggly
December 7, 2024 at 11:44 PM
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
For all of you who know the spiritual weirdness between my dad and my pregnancies.

2 year old just looked at a picture of me, husband and my dad and said

"That's momma, daddy... and that.... that's my sister!"

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
November 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Real question. How old do I look? I'm so bad at guessing ages, but Tom and I are discussing as I got carded tonight and he did not. I think it's a flattery thing... he thinks he looks old 🥴
November 22, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Sippin that Christmas spirit
November 22, 2024 at 2:57 AM
It's Coronation Day! 👑👑
November 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Gettin' in the spirit 🎄
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM
My current favorite thing my 2 year old does is say "ooos! A commercial" as if it is an accident each time her Ms Rachel is interupted by a commercial
November 14, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Well I'm fucked.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
"I don't like broccoli I just like pasta"

Same girl
November 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM