sarah
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Being from New Jersey means never having to say you’re sorry.
Tart apple cider paper planes and cranberry Select spritzes? Am I outdoing myself this year to make it cute?
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tart apple cider paper planes and cranberry Select spritzes? Am I outdoing myself this year to make it cute?
I do minimal thanksgiving apps so people don’t fill up, but we will have a few deviled eggs and prosciutto wrapped shrimp. Is it tacky to make the vegan option a nice hummus and Terra chips?
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I do minimal thanksgiving apps so people don’t fill up, but we will have a few deviled eggs and prosciutto wrapped shrimp. Is it tacky to make the vegan option a nice hummus and Terra chips?
Okay! I ordered the dress and hope I still love it once I try on. I feel like silver shoes/bag/earrings and I’d be set.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Okay! I ordered the dress and hope I still love it once I try on. I feel like silver shoes/bag/earrings and I’d be set.
Don’t really want to spend money on a dress for this wedding next month (late afternoon on a Thursday right before Christmas), but I tend to have trouble with sizing on rentals. Saw this at banana republic petite. Thoughts?
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Don’t really want to spend money on a dress for this wedding next month (late afternoon on a Thursday right before Christmas), but I tend to have trouble with sizing on rentals. Saw this at banana republic petite. Thoughts?
If any of you wanted to see The Format in NYC tomorrow night, my friend just bailed because of a sick kiddo and I don’t care to go solo- let me know!
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If any of you wanted to see The Format in NYC tomorrow night, my friend just bailed because of a sick kiddo and I don’t care to go solo- let me know!
Is this a safe place to admit I’ve never been to a Cracker Barrel?
August 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is this a safe place to admit I’ve never been to a Cracker Barrel?
Sorry, still freaking out that Adam Sandler was apparently at my favorite local restaurant tonight.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sorry, still freaking out that Adam Sandler was apparently at my favorite local restaurant tonight.
One of the least “jersey” things about me is that I absolutely hate porkroll, but I maintain that a bacon egg and cheese with hash browns is the superior sandwich.
July 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
One of the least “jersey” things about me is that I absolutely hate porkroll, but I maintain that a bacon egg and cheese with hash browns is the superior sandwich.
I can’t decide if I want steak frites or a bec with a hash brown, so I suppose the answer is probably to find both this weekend
July 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I can’t decide if I want steak frites or a bec with a hash brown, so I suppose the answer is probably to find both this weekend
No matter what you did today, at least you didn’t name a child Aquaman.
July 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No matter what you did today, at least you didn’t name a child Aquaman.
Waking up from a nap with no clue what day or time it is, both cats curled up next to me. 10/10.
July 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Waking up from a nap with no clue what day or time it is, both cats curled up next to me. 10/10.
I suppose I’m confused about the guy in front of me driving a Prius but also smoking out the window
July 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I suppose I’m confused about the guy in front of me driving a Prius but also smoking out the window
I don’t care if you see someone at the gym or workout classes, commenting on people’s bodies or weight unprompted is not cool.
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I don’t care if you see someone at the gym or workout classes, commenting on people’s bodies or weight unprompted is not cool.
Mercury retrograde started, yes? I am about to go back to the store a second time to re-make one of my bake-off components because it keeps coming out juuuust off. 😭 I was hoping to already have it all done.
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mercury retrograde started, yes? I am about to go back to the store a second time to re-make one of my bake-off components because it keeps coming out juuuust off. 😭 I was hoping to already have it all done.
I’ve said it before, but every time I go on a return spree I feel like I’m in Garden State.
July 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’ve said it before, but every time I go on a return spree I feel like I’m in Garden State.
Had a craving for dumplings last night, and instead of ignoring it for something “healthy” instead, I ordered dumplings and watched a movie. And then had the most restful sleep I’ve had in months.
July 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Had a craving for dumplings last night, and instead of ignoring it for something “healthy” instead, I ordered dumplings and watched a movie. And then had the most restful sleep I’ve had in months.
No, you don’t understand. “All your dreams are made when you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade” to “all your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade”
July 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No, you don’t understand. “All your dreams are made when you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade” to “all your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade”
Vincent purrs in his sleep when he lays next to me and tbh I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more loved.
July 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Vincent purrs in his sleep when he lays next to me and tbh I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more loved.
grok going full nazi is exactly why people shouldn’t be leaning into AI for everything. It’s being manipulated, and in turn, so are you.
July 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
grok going full nazi is exactly why people shouldn’t be leaning into AI for everything. It’s being manipulated, and in turn, so are you.
I really had just planned on working on my bake-off recipe over the holiday weekend. Instead I ended up with so many side quests and it was the most fun I’ve had all of 2025.
July 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I really had just planned on working on my bake-off recipe over the holiday weekend. Instead I ended up with so many side quests and it was the most fun I’ve had all of 2025.
Brian Lehrer Show call-in request: tell us one way you are similar to or different from your grandparents. Me (in my head): well, for starters, I’m currently alive.
July 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Brian Lehrer Show call-in request: tell us one way you are similar to or different from your grandparents. Me (in my head): well, for starters, I’m currently alive.
I simply can’t deny the fact that my natural habitat is on a beach at the Jersey shore with a rum bucket and a dj
July 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I simply can’t deny the fact that my natural habitat is on a beach at the Jersey shore with a rum bucket and a dj
Oh, I am not prepared to be in a bathing suit in direct sunlight situation tomorrow.
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh, I am not prepared to be in a bathing suit in direct sunlight situation tomorrow.
A TCBY cappuccino chiller (with chocolate yogurt) would hit SO hard right now.
July 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A TCBY cappuccino chiller (with chocolate yogurt) would hit SO hard right now.
Anybody freaking out about the Diddy verdict and simultaneously upset about the plea deal for Kohberger needs to take a second and remember that literally anything can happen in a jury trial. They are risky.
July 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anybody freaking out about the Diddy verdict and simultaneously upset about the plea deal for Kohberger needs to take a second and remember that literally anything can happen in a jury trial. They are risky.