The Internet’s Todd Holloman
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I didn’t choose the shitpost life. The shitpost life chose me.
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Japanese street sign warning of local cats that leap. 😉
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Japanese street sign warning of local cats that leap. 😉
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The denizens of the Duck Hut meet some neighbors and enthrall a minion in WICKED ONES part two.
Now at all the podcast places.
Now at all the podcast places.
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The denizens of the Duck Hut meet some neighbors and enthrall a minion in WICKED ONES part two.
Now at all the podcast places.
Now at all the podcast places.
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So the capuchin monks of Austria have a magazine and all I can say is that the cover is a real vibe. 70s hitchhikers? alt-folk darlings? baader-meinhof splinter group? Carthusian Swingers? Who can say what the vibe is, but it is one.
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
So the capuchin monks of Austria have a magazine and all I can say is that the cover is a real vibe. 70s hitchhikers? alt-folk darlings? baader-meinhof splinter group? Carthusian Swingers? Who can say what the vibe is, but it is one.
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February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases
Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.
www.thebanner.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
If the only thing keeping the system from collapsing is the protection of pedophiles and rapists, then brothers and sisters, the system needs to fucking collapse.
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If the only thing keeping the system from collapsing is the protection of pedophiles and rapists, then brothers and sisters, the system needs to fucking collapse.
I think I know why Nate avoids political humor. Oof.
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I think I know why Nate avoids political humor. Oof.
Oh look it’s the brain worm bros
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Oh look it’s the brain worm bros
The Venn diagram of men who pose with guns in their daughter’s prom photos and the men who believe the Epstein files are a hoax is a circle.
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The Venn diagram of men who pose with guns in their daughter’s prom photos and the men who believe the Epstein files are a hoax is a circle.
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“To be fair…”
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“To be fair…”
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
When you’re trying to look at the Dow but there’s too many pedophiles in the way.
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
When you’re trying to look at the Dow but there’s too many pedophiles in the way.
“The Dow! Have you seen it?”
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
“The Dow! Have you seen it?”
She tweeted “in Somalia we execute pedophiles”
MAGA:
MAGA:
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
She tweeted “in Somalia we execute pedophiles”
MAGA:
MAGA:
Pam Bondi is all the things you should not call a woman.
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Pam Bondi is all the things you should not call a woman.
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Part of being an adult human is having the ability to appreciate and see the value in art that is not targeted specifically to you.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Part of being an adult human is having the ability to appreciate and see the value in art that is not targeted specifically to you.
Alternate title for the TPUSA Halftime Show:
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Alternate title for the TPUSA Halftime Show:
I’ve seen people get angrier about children getting a free lunch than they are about children getting raped.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I’ve seen people get angrier about children getting a free lunch than they are about children getting raped.
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What’s spinning Saturday? We recommend some Year of October! Link in bio to snag all of our records and merch!
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
What’s spinning Saturday? We recommend some Year of October! Link in bio to snag all of our records and merch!