Todd G
@toddaago.bsky.social
DC born and raised. I catch financial criminals.
Everyone thinks they're the hero of the story.
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Everyone thinks they're the hero of the story.
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Apparently I’m terrible at using a fabric marker, but that’s ok because this shirt sucked to begin with
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Apparently I’m terrible at using a fabric marker, but that’s ok because this shirt sucked to begin with
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
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It feels like we should apologize to Spain for this
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It feels like we should apologize to Spain for this
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I, too, was skeptical of the rumor that Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick. Surely he would see that as debasing, right?
But then I rewatch any video of Trump and Putin and think, oh yeah, wait, Trump *loves* groveling before someone he perceives as more powerful.
So I have a new theory...
But then I rewatch any video of Trump and Putin and think, oh yeah, wait, Trump *loves* groveling before someone he perceives as more powerful.
So I have a new theory...
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I, too, was skeptical of the rumor that Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick. Surely he would see that as debasing, right?
But then I rewatch any video of Trump and Putin and think, oh yeah, wait, Trump *loves* groveling before someone he perceives as more powerful.
So I have a new theory...
But then I rewatch any video of Trump and Putin and think, oh yeah, wait, Trump *loves* groveling before someone he perceives as more powerful.
So I have a new theory...
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one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
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“But I never thought the enemy would be ME!” cried the leopard after running for office as a member of the Friend-Enemy Distinction Party
This is a Texas Republican who was part of the January 6th mob
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“But I never thought the enemy would be ME!” cried the leopard after running for office as a member of the Friend-Enemy Distinction Party
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Tom Barrack is the current Trump Regime ambassador to Turkey. This turned my stomach. Trump's order to Bondi to open investigations didn't include Tom Barrack.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Tom Barrack is the current Trump Regime ambassador to Turkey. This turned my stomach. Trump's order to Bondi to open investigations didn't include Tom Barrack.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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“Do Democrats really want to enter divided government with the meaning of the election unclear? After spending a year treating Trump’s corruption as immaterial? Where Trump can concede $20 billion in health-insurance subsidies and call it even with the voters?” www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“Do Democrats really want to enter divided government with the meaning of the election unclear? After spending a year treating Trump’s corruption as immaterial? Where Trump can concede $20 billion in health-insurance subsidies and call it even with the voters?” www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
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Does anyone who regularly drinks 50mg+ THC bevs wanna talk to me about it for a story?
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Does anyone who regularly drinks 50mg+ THC bevs wanna talk to me about it for a story?
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
After King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard left Spotify in protest earlier this year, something strange took their place. My investigation into what happened, which resulted in Spotify taking down a bunch of slop tracks www.platformer.news/king-gizzard...
Spotify's doppelgänger problem
After King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard left Spotify in protest earlier this year, something strange took their place
www.platformer.news
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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What really comes through in the birthday book and the emails is how many of these rich and powerful guys were amazed and jealous of how Epstein devoted his entire life to the rape and abuse of children while they could only dabble in it
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
What really comes through in the birthday book and the emails is how many of these rich and powerful guys were amazed and jealous of how Epstein devoted his entire life to the rape and abuse of children while they could only dabble in it
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If you're wondering why they'd run a cover up that looked so much like a clumsy cover up when there were so many better ways to elide the facts, remember that these are the stupidest people in America
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If you're wondering why they'd run a cover up that looked so much like a clumsy cover up when there were so many better ways to elide the facts, remember that these are the stupidest people in America
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
It's amazing how many people I know who were screaming that "Epstein didn't kill himself" are adamant that Trump didn't have anything to do with him.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's amazing how many people I know who were screaming that "Epstein didn't kill himself" are adamant that Trump didn't have anything to do with him.
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My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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UPDATE: A CHANCE to see NORTHERN LIGHTS in DC area TONIGHT (Tues into Wed).
A strong geomagnetic storm is hitting Earth NOW (8p Tuesday) w/ aurora erupting to our north. It could get stronger & reach severe levels into Wed. Clouds are an impediment though. Read more: www.facebook.com/capitalweath...
A strong geomagnetic storm is hitting Earth NOW (8p Tuesday) w/ aurora erupting to our north. It could get stronger & reach severe levels into Wed. Clouds are an impediment though. Read more: www.facebook.com/capitalweath...
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
UPDATE: A CHANCE to see NORTHERN LIGHTS in DC area TONIGHT (Tues into Wed).
A strong geomagnetic storm is hitting Earth NOW (8p Tuesday) w/ aurora erupting to our north. It could get stronger & reach severe levels into Wed. Clouds are an impediment though. Read more: www.facebook.com/capitalweath...
A strong geomagnetic storm is hitting Earth NOW (8p Tuesday) w/ aurora erupting to our north. It could get stronger & reach severe levels into Wed. Clouds are an impediment though. Read more: www.facebook.com/capitalweath...
I even spelled my name for her.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I even spelled my name for her.
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I just hope the former Capitol PD officer who was accused in the story of being the J6 pipe bomber sues The Blaze and this writer. He got his 13 million viral views. Now it looks like maybe he’s talked to a lawyer about it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just hope the former Capitol PD officer who was accused in the story of being the J6 pipe bomber sues The Blaze and this writer. He got his 13 million viral views. Now it looks like maybe he’s talked to a lawyer about it.