Tobie
@tobietull.bsky.social
theatre tech, public transport foamer, gadgetbahn enjoyer, green pilled, kinky, transfem (no not on the scale of kinky transfems)
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she/they
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she/they
Gender affirming lasers are so fuckin cool girls
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Gender affirming lasers are so fuckin cool girls
My normal one bus 45 min journey home is now on plan D, featuring two buses two trains and a walk down a dodgy alley I normally avoid at night.
And it's raining and I don't have a coat, very much feels like the world is conspiring against me
And it's raining and I don't have a coat, very much feels like the world is conspiring against me
January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
My normal one bus 45 min journey home is now on plan D, featuring two buses two trains and a walk down a dodgy alley I normally avoid at night.
And it's raining and I don't have a coat, very much feels like the world is conspiring against me
And it's raining and I don't have a coat, very much feels like the world is conspiring against me
transphobes should note that there's one weird trick to make a trans woman use the men's toilet in five seconds or less:
give her gastric distress, and then ensure THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SCRAP OF LOO ROLL IN ANY OF THE THREE LADIES CUBICLES
give her gastric distress, and then ensure THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SCRAP OF LOO ROLL IN ANY OF THE THREE LADIES CUBICLES
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
transphobes should note that there's one weird trick to make a trans woman use the men's toilet in five seconds or less:
give her gastric distress, and then ensure THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SCRAP OF LOO ROLL IN ANY OF THE THREE LADIES CUBICLES
give her gastric distress, and then ensure THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SCRAP OF LOO ROLL IN ANY OF THE THREE LADIES CUBICLES
Yayyyy ADHD costing me 90 minutes of sleep on a Friday morning I love it
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Yayyyy ADHD costing me 90 minutes of sleep on a Friday morning I love it
After watching Burn After Reading all I want is a review of The Machine by @girlonthenet.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
After watching Burn After Reading all I want is a review of The Machine by @girlonthenet.bsky.social
opping for my largest ever audience tonight by an order of magnitude, wish me luck!
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
opping for my largest ever audience tonight by an order of magnitude, wish me luck!
inject this into my veins
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
inject this into my veins
bought a nas and finally going for it re clearing out google but fuck me I've got a mess of files absolutely everywhere
January 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
bought a nas and finally going for it re clearing out google but fuck me I've got a mess of files absolutely everywhere
i swear to god if this happens one more fucking time
(solutions solving themselves immediatly after or during writing posts online asking for help)
(solutions solving themselves immediatly after or during writing posts online asking for help)
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i swear to god if this happens one more fucking time
(solutions solving themselves immediatly after or during writing posts online asking for help)
(solutions solving themselves immediatly after or during writing posts online asking for help)
If you want to know how fucked theatre is at the moment, walk into any mid-large scale venue and ask someone who's been in the industry for at least 20 years what 'the old contract' was like.
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
If you want to know how fucked theatre is at the moment, walk into any mid-large scale venue and ask someone who's been in the industry for at least 20 years what 'the old contract' was like.
Some of you chuds may be setting new years resolutions but I'm actually setting my q1 KPI's
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Some of you chuds may be setting new years resolutions but I'm actually setting my q1 KPI's
New Year's on the river was lovely but Jesus fucking Christ I'm absolutely livid.
A lone guy about 100 metres along from us was fucking around with a stupidly powerful laser shining it at random buildings on both sides of the river including just over the heads of the crowd.
A lone guy about 100 metres along from us was fucking around with a stupidly powerful laser shining it at random buildings on both sides of the river including just over the heads of the crowd.
January 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
New Year's on the river was lovely but Jesus fucking Christ I'm absolutely livid.
A lone guy about 100 metres along from us was fucking around with a stupidly powerful laser shining it at random buildings on both sides of the river including just over the heads of the crowd.
A lone guy about 100 metres along from us was fucking around with a stupidly powerful laser shining it at random buildings on both sides of the river including just over the heads of the crowd.
Do I know anyone that knows anything about leather care? If feels like everything online is contradictory.
Trying to restore the parts of this jacket that look like this
Trying to restore the parts of this jacket that look like this
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Do I know anyone that knows anything about leather care? If feels like everything online is contradictory.
Trying to restore the parts of this jacket that look like this
Trying to restore the parts of this jacket that look like this
four fucking hours to end up back where I started.
this was meant to be my chill bubble bath evening
this was meant to be my chill bubble bath evening
December 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
four fucking hours to end up back where I started.
this was meant to be my chill bubble bath evening
this was meant to be my chill bubble bath evening
Soooo seepy
Whyyy do tech between Christmas and new year
Whyyyyy
Whyyy do tech between Christmas and new year
Whyyyyy
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Soooo seepy
Whyyy do tech between Christmas and new year
Whyyyyy
Whyyy do tech between Christmas and new year
Whyyyyy
Reposted by Tobie
Good news everyone! Sweden’s Gävlebocken didn’t burn down this year. Instead it blew over in a storm.
Här blåser Gävlebocken omkull under stormen Johannes
Gävlebocken har mött ett nytt öde. I stormen Johannes framfart, med kraftiga vindar, blåste bocken omkull under lördagen. Många människor samlades runt bocken för att bevittna händelsen. – Jag tyckte ...
www.svt.se
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good news everyone! Sweden’s Gävlebocken didn’t burn down this year. Instead it blew over in a storm.
My mum loves me a lot, but for Reasons she expresses that mostly through incredible Christmas presents. That does maen every year I play the game of what wacky shit am I carrying home on the train this year.
December 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My mum loves me a lot, but for Reasons she expresses that mostly through incredible Christmas presents. That does maen every year I play the game of what wacky shit am I carrying home on the train this year.
Reposted by Tobie
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
I won't bore everyone with the full #ITschristmas tale but this commiseration message responding to a call for help on a slack full of very technically competent people made my day yesterday.
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I won't bore everyone with the full #ITschristmas tale but this commiseration message responding to a call for help on a slack full of very technically competent people made my day yesterday.
i love to have psychosomatic pains and then accidentially rub very much not psycosomatic chilli in my eye
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i love to have psychosomatic pains and then accidentially rub very much not psycosomatic chilli in my eye
Full support to all publicans making their pubs more inclusive by banning Labour MP's.
Tom, being an insufferable Labour prick is a choice, not a protected characteristic.
Tom, being an insufferable Labour prick is a choice, not a protected characteristic.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Full support to all publicans making their pubs more inclusive by banning Labour MP's.
Tom, being an insufferable Labour prick is a choice, not a protected characteristic.
Tom, being an insufferable Labour prick is a choice, not a protected characteristic.
If you try to wrongly correct me on something I researched and wrote a week ago I will just paste direct quotes from my research right back at you, and take immense pleasure in doing so.
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you try to wrongly correct me on something I researched and wrote a week ago I will just paste direct quotes from my research right back at you, and take immense pleasure in doing so.
Nothing better than when my photo app 'wrapped' (vomits) is photos of my various Skin Problems I had to send to the doctor.
This trend cannot go away soon enough.
This trend cannot go away soon enough.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nothing better than when my photo app 'wrapped' (vomits) is photos of my various Skin Problems I had to send to the doctor.
This trend cannot go away soon enough.
This trend cannot go away soon enough.
This is an incredible article by Alex from a world that I only just dipped my toe into with genius game.
Highly recommend both the article and the series! It explains why I've been SL frustrated with finding so many UK reality shows so *slow* - they just don't exist here.
Highly recommend both the article and the series! It explains why I've been SL frustrated with finding so many UK reality shows so *slow* - they just don't exist here.
"Reality show" means totally different things depending on where in the world you are. I've written an article on how, and why.
undeniablyalex.substack.com/p/alternate-...
undeniablyalex.substack.com/p/alternate-...
Alternate Realities
Why competition shows from other countries are worlds apart
undeniablyalex.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is an incredible article by Alex from a world that I only just dipped my toe into with genius game.
Highly recommend both the article and the series! It explains why I've been SL frustrated with finding so many UK reality shows so *slow* - they just don't exist here.
Highly recommend both the article and the series! It explains why I've been SL frustrated with finding so many UK reality shows so *slow* - they just don't exist here.