TJOmaha
@tjomaha.bsky.social
Gay sober conservative liberal Southern guy living in the Midwest. 🏳️🌈
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TJOmaha
@tjomaha.bsky.social
· Mar 15
a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen looking at something
Alt: Lafayette from True Blood taking off his earrings and apron, ready to fight someone
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"Now, you know I don't have anything against gay people..."
God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
So...this may be a lengthy thread but bear with me. I need to get it out.
Thursday, Feb 12, will be my 11th wedding anniversary. In theory. We have been divorced for 8 years. That's right. Only married for 2. But together for a total of 20 years.
Thursday, Feb 12, will be my 11th wedding anniversary. In theory. We have been divorced for 8 years. That's right. Only married for 2. But together for a total of 20 years.
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
So...this may be a lengthy thread but bear with me. I need to get it out.
Thursday, Feb 12, will be my 11th wedding anniversary. In theory. We have been divorced for 8 years. That's right. Only married for 2. But together for a total of 20 years.
Thursday, Feb 12, will be my 11th wedding anniversary. In theory. We have been divorced for 8 years. That's right. Only married for 2. But together for a total of 20 years.
"...at the a Grammys the other night I saw a guy get up and talk about Jesus, and then I saw Bad Bunny get up there and talk like Jesus."
-Charley Crockett
-Charley Crockett
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"...at the a Grammys the other night I saw a guy get up and talk about Jesus, and then I saw Bad Bunny get up there and talk like Jesus."
-Charley Crockett
-Charley Crockett
Peer evals tonight
I swear to God, if I hear one more guy say "at the end of the day", I'm gonna throw something!
Can we just stop with that, already?
I swear to God, if I hear one more guy say "at the end of the day", I'm gonna throw something!
Can we just stop with that, already?
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Peer evals tonight
I swear to God, if I hear one more guy say "at the end of the day", I'm gonna throw something!
Can we just stop with that, already?
I swear to God, if I hear one more guy say "at the end of the day", I'm gonna throw something!
Can we just stop with that, already?
I'm so weird when it comes to food.
Just sitting here and suddenly craving kimchi.
Off to the Asian market!
Just sitting here and suddenly craving kimchi.
Off to the Asian market!
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I'm so weird when it comes to food.
Just sitting here and suddenly craving kimchi.
Off to the Asian market!
Just sitting here and suddenly craving kimchi.
Off to the Asian market!
The sounds of people working in their yards is usually a harbinger of Spring and for that I am ecstatic!
But the chainsaws from my neighbors having a tree cut down is working my last gay nerve!!!
But the chainsaws from my neighbors having a tree cut down is working my last gay nerve!!!
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The sounds of people working in their yards is usually a harbinger of Spring and for that I am ecstatic!
But the chainsaws from my neighbors having a tree cut down is working my last gay nerve!!!
But the chainsaws from my neighbors having a tree cut down is working my last gay nerve!!!
Let's see where this goes. Name your top 5 "un" songs:
Unintended-Muse
Uninvited - Alanis Morrissette
Unfaithful -Rhianna
The Unforgiven -Metallica
Unconditionally -Katy Perry
Unintended-Muse
Uninvited - Alanis Morrissette
Unfaithful -Rhianna
The Unforgiven -Metallica
Unconditionally -Katy Perry
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Let's see where this goes. Name your top 5 "un" songs:
Unintended-Muse
Uninvited - Alanis Morrissette
Unfaithful -Rhianna
The Unforgiven -Metallica
Unconditionally -Katy Perry
Unintended-Muse
Uninvited - Alanis Morrissette
Unfaithful -Rhianna
The Unforgiven -Metallica
Unconditionally -Katy Perry
So...my cousin just posted this BS ad for the Turning Point halftime show. Is it just me or do some of these "performers" look a lot like real performers, just airbrushed/edited/AI'd?
I see Wille Nelson, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, etc.
Just me smelling the BS?
I see Wille Nelson, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, etc.
Just me smelling the BS?
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
So...my cousin just posted this BS ad for the Turning Point halftime show. Is it just me or do some of these "performers" look a lot like real performers, just airbrushed/edited/AI'd?
I see Wille Nelson, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, etc.
Just me smelling the BS?
I see Wille Nelson, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, etc.
Just me smelling the BS?
Valentine's Fundraising Event for our treatment center (men) tonight, along with our "sister" treatment center (women).
Snarky counselor from the women's center: Make sure your guys don't mess with my ladies!
Me: Don't worry. We teach our guys to avoid bad decisions.
Too catty?
Snarky counselor from the women's center: Make sure your guys don't mess with my ladies!
Me: Don't worry. We teach our guys to avoid bad decisions.
Too catty?
a black cat is holding a nail file in its paw
Alt: a black cat is holding a nail file in its paw
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February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Valentine's Fundraising Event for our treatment center (men) tonight, along with our "sister" treatment center (women).
Snarky counselor from the women's center: Make sure your guys don't mess with my ladies!
Me: Don't worry. We teach our guys to avoid bad decisions.
Too catty?
Snarky counselor from the women's center: Make sure your guys don't mess with my ladies!
Me: Don't worry. We teach our guys to avoid bad decisions.
Too catty?
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Celebrating my housemate and mentee, Shain, tonight as he has reached a milestone. 2 years sober! I'm so proud of him and all he has accomplished.
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Celebrating my housemate and mentee, Shain, tonight as he has reached a milestone. 2 years sober! I'm so proud of him and all he has accomplished.
Discussing catering options for an upcoming event at work:
Me: I say a Greek salad
Travis: Nope. It has artichoke hearts. They're mushy and taste like a man's butthole
(Silence)
Me: I'm curious now as to how you know this. And why you are so repulsed
(More silence)
Me: Where did he touch you?
Me: I say a Greek salad
Travis: Nope. It has artichoke hearts. They're mushy and taste like a man's butthole
(Silence)
Me: I'm curious now as to how you know this. And why you are so repulsed
(More silence)
Me: Where did he touch you?
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Discussing catering options for an upcoming event at work:
Me: I say a Greek salad
Travis: Nope. It has artichoke hearts. They're mushy and taste like a man's butthole
(Silence)
Me: I'm curious now as to how you know this. And why you are so repulsed
(More silence)
Me: Where did he touch you?
Me: I say a Greek salad
Travis: Nope. It has artichoke hearts. They're mushy and taste like a man's butthole
(Silence)
Me: I'm curious now as to how you know this. And why you are so repulsed
(More silence)
Me: Where did he touch you?
Going in late to work today.
Boss texted me: Aren't you proud of me? Haven't called or texted you for anything! I'm a good boss!
Texted him back: I'm getting railed by the hot next door neighbor right now. Will talk to you when I get there.
Can't wait for the awkward moment when I walk in.
Boss texted me: Aren't you proud of me? Haven't called or texted you for anything! I'm a good boss!
Texted him back: I'm getting railed by the hot next door neighbor right now. Will talk to you when I get there.
Can't wait for the awkward moment when I walk in.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Going in late to work today.
Boss texted me: Aren't you proud of me? Haven't called or texted you for anything! I'm a good boss!
Texted him back: I'm getting railed by the hot next door neighbor right now. Will talk to you when I get there.
Can't wait for the awkward moment when I walk in.
Boss texted me: Aren't you proud of me? Haven't called or texted you for anything! I'm a good boss!
Texted him back: I'm getting railed by the hot next door neighbor right now. Will talk to you when I get there.
Can't wait for the awkward moment when I walk in.
Dear Walmart,
Could you please explain to me why you installed 20 self checkouts for our "convenience" yet find it reasonable to have only 3 open at a time?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Could you please explain to me why you installed 20 self checkouts for our "convenience" yet find it reasonable to have only 3 open at a time?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Dear Walmart,
Could you please explain to me why you installed 20 self checkouts for our "convenience" yet find it reasonable to have only 3 open at a time?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Could you please explain to me why you installed 20 self checkouts for our "convenience" yet find it reasonable to have only 3 open at a time?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Loved me some International Male back in the day!
Loved me some International Male back in the day!
Redirecting...
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February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Loved me some International Male back in the day!
Loved me some International Male back in the day!
@md-goose.bsky.social watching Jurassic World Rebirth (not that great of a movie) but this guy keeps reminding me of you!
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
@md-goose.bsky.social watching Jurassic World Rebirth (not that great of a movie) but this guy keeps reminding me of you!
So...this whole thing with the "redaction" of pictures of the victims because there were nudes.
If I was one of the victims I would be like "Show the damn pictures! I don't care! If it helps send these fuckers to jail, SHOW EM!"
Yet they want to act like they are "protecting" the victims.
If I was one of the victims I would be like "Show the damn pictures! I don't care! If it helps send these fuckers to jail, SHOW EM!"
Yet they want to act like they are "protecting" the victims.
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
So...this whole thing with the "redaction" of pictures of the victims because there were nudes.
If I was one of the victims I would be like "Show the damn pictures! I don't care! If it helps send these fuckers to jail, SHOW EM!"
Yet they want to act like they are "protecting" the victims.
If I was one of the victims I would be like "Show the damn pictures! I don't care! If it helps send these fuckers to jail, SHOW EM!"
Yet they want to act like they are "protecting" the victims.
Going to get prizes for an upcoming raffle for our alumni association.
New Guy: I asked ChatGPT for a comprehensive list of top raffle prizes
Me: You are either an intelligent guy, a loner with no social skills, or a closeted homosexual and I'm not moving an inch till I find out which one it is
New Guy: I asked ChatGPT for a comprehensive list of top raffle prizes
Me: You are either an intelligent guy, a loner with no social skills, or a closeted homosexual and I'm not moving an inch till I find out which one it is
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Going to get prizes for an upcoming raffle for our alumni association.
New Guy: I asked ChatGPT for a comprehensive list of top raffle prizes
Me: You are either an intelligent guy, a loner with no social skills, or a closeted homosexual and I'm not moving an inch till I find out which one it is
New Guy: I asked ChatGPT for a comprehensive list of top raffle prizes
Me: You are either an intelligent guy, a loner with no social skills, or a closeted homosexual and I'm not moving an inch till I find out which one it is
So... should I try to save a marriage before it even begins?
One of my mentees is getting married and he told his groomsmen to just go buy whatever suit they wanted to wear.
I asked him if he cleared this with his fiancee and he says " Nah. She's cool. Besides, it's my wedding too!"
One of my mentees is getting married and he told his groomsmen to just go buy whatever suit they wanted to wear.
I asked him if he cleared this with his fiancee and he says " Nah. She's cool. Besides, it's my wedding too!"
a man says " oh dear lord " in front of a sign that says only murders in the building
Alt: Martin Short says " oh dear lord "
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January 31, 2026 at 11:57 PM
So... should I try to save a marriage before it even begins?
One of my mentees is getting married and he told his groomsmen to just go buy whatever suit they wanted to wear.
I asked him if he cleared this with his fiancee and he says " Nah. She's cool. Besides, it's my wedding too!"
One of my mentees is getting married and he told his groomsmen to just go buy whatever suit they wanted to wear.
I asked him if he cleared this with his fiancee and he says " Nah. She's cool. Besides, it's my wedding too!"
Thanks to my YouTube Music random music feature I have come to realize Chloe Agnew released pop songs.
And I'm really not sure how I feel about that right now.
And I'm really not sure how I feel about that right now.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Thanks to my YouTube Music random music feature I have come to realize Chloe Agnew released pop songs.
And I'm really not sure how I feel about that right now.
And I'm really not sure how I feel about that right now.
The Beauty
monty python's flying circus
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The Beauty
Just finished watching the first episodes of FX's The Beauty. While not my favorite Ryan Murphy work (so far) I have found a new appreciation for Evan Peters.
Just something about him.
Just something about him.
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Just finished watching the first episodes of FX's The Beauty. While not my favorite Ryan Murphy work (so far) I have found a new appreciation for Evan Peters.
Just something about him.
Just something about him.
So...when someone is really screwing something up, we say they are "failing miserably".
Wouldn't it be more correct to say "failing greatly"?
Wouldn't it be more correct to say "failing greatly"?
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
So...when someone is really screwing something up, we say they are "failing miserably".
Wouldn't it be more correct to say "failing greatly"?
Wouldn't it be more correct to say "failing greatly"?
I reinstalled Tik Tok about a week ago to watch a video a friend had sent me. Scrolled for a few minutes, then realized I kept seeing the same posts over and over. Not something that ever happened on the old Tik Tok. So I deleted again. Glad I did.
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I reinstalled Tik Tok about a week ago to watch a video a friend had sent me. Scrolled for a few minutes, then realized I kept seeing the same posts over and over. Not something that ever happened on the old Tik Tok. So I deleted again. Glad I did.
So...one of my guys let me down and I'm really disappointed in him.
And I REALLY want to be a vindictive, catty, passive aggressive asshole about it.
And I don't know what makes me sadder...
that he did this to me, or that I'm letting it affect me this way.
And I REALLY want to be a vindictive, catty, passive aggressive asshole about it.
And I don't know what makes me sadder...
that he did this to me, or that I'm letting it affect me this way.
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
So...one of my guys let me down and I'm really disappointed in him.
And I REALLY want to be a vindictive, catty, passive aggressive asshole about it.
And I don't know what makes me sadder...
that he did this to me, or that I'm letting it affect me this way.
And I REALLY want to be a vindictive, catty, passive aggressive asshole about it.
And I don't know what makes me sadder...
that he did this to me, or that I'm letting it affect me this way.