TJOmaha
@tjomaha.bsky.social
Gay sober conservative liberal Southern guy living in the Midwest. 🏳️🌈
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TJOmaha
@tjomaha.bsky.social
· Mar 15
a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen looking at something
Alt: Lafayette from True Blood taking off his earrings and apron, ready to fight someone
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"Now, you know I don't have anything against gay people..."
God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
Oh no.
I see flurries.
I see flurries.
a picture of a man with the words winter is here below him
Alt: a picture of a man with the words winter is here below him
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November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh no.
I see flurries.
I see flurries.
Thank God he's not here on the Sky or he'd kill me for posting this, but...
I just had to explain to Shain that "giving head" was NOT a blanket term for oral sex, either male or female. It's VERY specific.
I.AM.DYING!!!🤣🤣🤣
I just had to explain to Shain that "giving head" was NOT a blanket term for oral sex, either male or female. It's VERY specific.
I.AM.DYING!!!🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thank God he's not here on the Sky or he'd kill me for posting this, but...
I just had to explain to Shain that "giving head" was NOT a blanket term for oral sex, either male or female. It's VERY specific.
I.AM.DYING!!!🤣🤣🤣
I just had to explain to Shain that "giving head" was NOT a blanket term for oral sex, either male or female. It's VERY specific.
I.AM.DYING!!!🤣🤣🤣
So... happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Now I need advice!
There's this guy I've hooked up with a couple of times. Just wham bam thank you ma'am. Nothing else.
Well, today I've had this weird urge to just text him Happy Thanksgiving.
Just cause.
Is this some holiday loneliness thing going on???
Now I need advice!
There's this guy I've hooked up with a couple of times. Just wham bam thank you ma'am. Nothing else.
Well, today I've had this weird urge to just text him Happy Thanksgiving.
Just cause.
Is this some holiday loneliness thing going on???
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So... happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Now I need advice!
There's this guy I've hooked up with a couple of times. Just wham bam thank you ma'am. Nothing else.
Well, today I've had this weird urge to just text him Happy Thanksgiving.
Just cause.
Is this some holiday loneliness thing going on???
Now I need advice!
There's this guy I've hooked up with a couple of times. Just wham bam thank you ma'am. Nothing else.
Well, today I've had this weird urge to just text him Happy Thanksgiving.
Just cause.
Is this some holiday loneliness thing going on???
So... I made a promise to one of my mentees that I would start going to the gym with him once a week.
But there was one stipulation:
He wouldn't judge me if I slipped away to the sauna every once in a while.
"Why would you want to go to the sauna?"
Oh, you dear sweet naive child! 😉
But there was one stipulation:
He wouldn't judge me if I slipped away to the sauna every once in a while.
"Why would you want to go to the sauna?"
Oh, you dear sweet naive child! 😉
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So... I made a promise to one of my mentees that I would start going to the gym with him once a week.
But there was one stipulation:
He wouldn't judge me if I slipped away to the sauna every once in a while.
"Why would you want to go to the sauna?"
Oh, you dear sweet naive child! 😉
But there was one stipulation:
He wouldn't judge me if I slipped away to the sauna every once in a while.
"Why would you want to go to the sauna?"
Oh, you dear sweet naive child! 😉
Why, yes, I AM ironing burlap to decorate the Thanksgiving dinner tables.
I mean, who isn't?
I mean, who isn't?
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why, yes, I AM ironing burlap to decorate the Thanksgiving dinner tables.
I mean, who isn't?
I mean, who isn't?
Ah, the deep philosophical discussions we have at work.
Today's debate: Is there a difference between the "mood" of a room and the "vibe" of a room?
Today's debate: Is there a difference between the "mood" of a room and the "vibe" of a room?
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ah, the deep philosophical discussions we have at work.
Today's debate: Is there a difference between the "mood" of a room and the "vibe" of a room?
Today's debate: Is there a difference between the "mood" of a room and the "vibe" of a room?
Just saw one of those stupid FB reels on a "secret life hack that all your friends and family are going to be completely amazed about" and "that will change your whole decorating style".
It was a freaking command strip.
Seriously?
It was a freaking command strip.
Seriously?
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Just saw one of those stupid FB reels on a "secret life hack that all your friends and family are going to be completely amazed about" and "that will change your whole decorating style".
It was a freaking command strip.
Seriously?
It was a freaking command strip.
Seriously?
Welp, it's that time of year again. When I have to peel off multiple layers just to pee. And I pee a lot. It's very time consuming.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Welp, it's that time of year again. When I have to peel off multiple layers just to pee. And I pee a lot. It's very time consuming.
Housemate is cooking a turkey. A whole turkey.
Tonight. Right now.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I wanted some turkey."
You couldn't wait two days???
Tonight. Right now.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I wanted some turkey."
You couldn't wait two days???
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Housemate is cooking a turkey. A whole turkey.
Tonight. Right now.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I wanted some turkey."
You couldn't wait two days???
Tonight. Right now.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I wanted some turkey."
You couldn't wait two days???
New guy at work asked me if our boss was gay.
" Technically no, but his man crush is Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, so he's definitely on the spectrum."
" Technically no, but his man crush is Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, so he's definitely on the spectrum."
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New guy at work asked me if our boss was gay.
" Technically no, but his man crush is Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, so he's definitely on the spectrum."
" Technically no, but his man crush is Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, so he's definitely on the spectrum."
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An important and kind reminder Fred! Thank you!
Good Morning everyone. The holidays are coming at us full throttle ⚡ it's a lot for some of our brothers & sisters. Be aware, be kind & if you, yourself need a helping hand give us a call, cause you're the only YOU that makes US complete 🫂🌹 #NFA ✌️🤟 call #988
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
An important and kind reminder Fred! Thank you!
It's Brittany, bitch!
She's back from maternity leave and I couldn't be happier!
Except for the fact I don't think she's talked to anyone the entire time she's been out! NONSTOP!
She's back from maternity leave and I couldn't be happier!
Except for the fact I don't think she's talked to anyone the entire time she's been out! NONSTOP!
a man with a beard is touching another man 's face with a caption that says shhhhh
Alt: a man with a beard is touching another man 's face with a caption that says shhhhh
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November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's Brittany, bitch!
She's back from maternity leave and I couldn't be happier!
Except for the fact I don't think she's talked to anyone the entire time she's been out! NONSTOP!
She's back from maternity leave and I couldn't be happier!
Except for the fact I don't think she's talked to anyone the entire time she's been out! NONSTOP!
Shain: If you drink more water it might help with your digestion.
Me: If you shut your pie hole it might lengthen your life span.
Me: If you shut your pie hole it might lengthen your life span.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Shain: If you drink more water it might help with your digestion.
Me: If you shut your pie hole it might lengthen your life span.
Me: If you shut your pie hole it might lengthen your life span.
Feeling bloated, stopped up, and overall miserable.
Took some Miralax.
Now, my housemates are just sitting here staring at me waiting for the inevitable blowout.
Awkward.
Took some Miralax.
Now, my housemates are just sitting here staring at me waiting for the inevitable blowout.
Awkward.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Feeling bloated, stopped up, and overall miserable.
Took some Miralax.
Now, my housemates are just sitting here staring at me waiting for the inevitable blowout.
Awkward.
Took some Miralax.
Now, my housemates are just sitting here staring at me waiting for the inevitable blowout.
Awkward.
I may have pissed off a friend of mine.
He's the GM of a rather high end restaurant, and they decorated for the holidays. He asked me what I thought.
I simply told him I hoped no self respecting gay man was involved in that travesty.
Too harsh?
He's the GM of a rather high end restaurant, and they decorated for the holidays. He asked me what I thought.
I simply told him I hoped no self respecting gay man was involved in that travesty.
Too harsh?
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I may have pissed off a friend of mine.
He's the GM of a rather high end restaurant, and they decorated for the holidays. He asked me what I thought.
I simply told him I hoped no self respecting gay man was involved in that travesty.
Too harsh?
He's the GM of a rather high end restaurant, and they decorated for the holidays. He asked me what I thought.
I simply told him I hoped no self respecting gay man was involved in that travesty.
Too harsh?
I've lived in both small rural towns and metropolitan areas of the South, and now I reside in Omaha, and I can always spot country folk when they come to the "big city".
So quaint.
So quaint.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I've lived in both small rural towns and metropolitan areas of the South, and now I reside in Omaha, and I can always spot country folk when they come to the "big city".
So quaint.
So quaint.
My boss today:
Hey Siri, what is...?
Hey Siri, who is...?
Hey Siri,...?
*me grabbing his phone*
Hey Siri, who the f*ck cares?!?!?
Her reply: I don't know how to answer that.
Hey Siri, what is...?
Hey Siri, who is...?
Hey Siri,...?
*me grabbing his phone*
Hey Siri, who the f*ck cares?!?!?
Her reply: I don't know how to answer that.
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My boss today:
Hey Siri, what is...?
Hey Siri, who is...?
Hey Siri,...?
*me grabbing his phone*
Hey Siri, who the f*ck cares?!?!?
Her reply: I don't know how to answer that.
Hey Siri, what is...?
Hey Siri, who is...?
Hey Siri,...?
*me grabbing his phone*
Hey Siri, who the f*ck cares?!?!?
Her reply: I don't know how to answer that.
Name your top 4 80s films.
The Goonies (1985)
E.T. (1982)
Breakfast Club (1985)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
The Goonies (1985)
E.T. (1982)
Breakfast Club (1985)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
Name your top 4 80s films.
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Grease 2 (1982)
Splash (1984)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Grease 2 (1982)
Splash (1984)
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Name your top 4 80s films.
The Goonies (1985)
E.T. (1982)
Breakfast Club (1985)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
The Goonies (1985)
E.T. (1982)
Breakfast Club (1985)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
Just ordered coffee for my boss. With 3 extra shots of espresso.
This Friday is gonna be lit!!!
This Friday is gonna be lit!!!
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Just ordered coffee for my boss. With 3 extra shots of espresso.
This Friday is gonna be lit!!!
This Friday is gonna be lit!!!
Annoying coworker: Did you know...?
Me: No, and I don't care to.
*walks away*
Me: No, and I don't care to.
*walks away*
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Annoying coworker: Did you know...?
Me: No, and I don't care to.
*walks away*
Me: No, and I don't care to.
*walks away*
So...I was told I was being racist for asking a question today and I really don't understand how it seemed that way.
Judge for yourself...
A touring company is in town doing a production of "The Wiz".
I asked if it was an all black cast.
That's it. That was all I asked.
Is this being racist???
Judge for yourself...
A touring company is in town doing a production of "The Wiz".
I asked if it was an all black cast.
That's it. That was all I asked.
Is this being racist???
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So...I was told I was being racist for asking a question today and I really don't understand how it seemed that way.
Judge for yourself...
A touring company is in town doing a production of "The Wiz".
I asked if it was an all black cast.
That's it. That was all I asked.
Is this being racist???
Judge for yourself...
A touring company is in town doing a production of "The Wiz".
I asked if it was an all black cast.
That's it. That was all I asked.
Is this being racist???
When do you begin to realize you may have bitten off more than you could chew?
Page 5? 6?
#firstscript
#amateurwriter
Page 5? 6?
#firstscript
#amateurwriter
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
When do you begin to realize you may have bitten off more than you could chew?
Page 5? 6?
#firstscript
#amateurwriter
Page 5? 6?
#firstscript
#amateurwriter
Told my boss how Wicked was probably one of the best movies I had seen in a while.
He says " It's like Gladiator, but for the gays."
🤔
He says " It's like Gladiator, but for the gays."
🤔
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Told my boss how Wicked was probably one of the best movies I had seen in a while.
He says " It's like Gladiator, but for the gays."
🤔
He says " It's like Gladiator, but for the gays."
🤔