Blue Ty 🦋
@tjmenk.bsky.social
Cultural dad, but non-practicing ~ small brain takes, Survivor fandom, & pictures of my dog on this page
Thinking about heading to Costco today for a bit, just to stand in peoples’ way
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thinking about heading to Costco today for a bit, just to stand in peoples’ way
I beckon Grub to unstrap me from the machine
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I beckon Grub to unstrap me from the machine
I know who’s buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier.
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I know who’s buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier.
Wrote myself in for the State Mine Inspector position on this past week’s ballot as a goof & now I gotta show up next Monday ☹️
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wrote myself in for the State Mine Inspector position on this past week’s ballot as a goof & now I gotta show up next Monday ☹️
Receiving a Paul Hollywood handshake after serving a hot Cheeto dusted crab rangoon
October 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Receiving a Paul Hollywood handshake after serving a hot Cheeto dusted crab rangoon
Missed the last step walking down the stairs this morning and I think I’m gonna have to be put down like an injured race horse
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Missed the last step walking down the stairs this morning and I think I’m gonna have to be put down like an injured race horse
All bugs that you kill wait for you at the end of the rainbow bridge in heaven
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All bugs that you kill wait for you at the end of the rainbow bridge in heaven
Ended an argument with “3 days from now, you will begin to cough”
July 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ended an argument with “3 days from now, you will begin to cough”
Big fan of places like Chipotle & Cava where you hand them a 20 and they hand back a bowl of delicious mush
June 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Big fan of places like Chipotle & Cava where you hand them a 20 and they hand back a bowl of delicious mush
Getting tackled outside the Kennedy Center for shouting at Trump that he should “Inspector Javert” himself
June 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Getting tackled outside the Kennedy Center for shouting at Trump that he should “Inspector Javert” himself
Just saw two dudes with mustaches & ponytails folding up an American flag the correct way outside of a Harley Davidson dealership. God bless America
June 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Just saw two dudes with mustaches & ponytails folding up an American flag the correct way outside of a Harley Davidson dealership. God bless America
Baloo Sky, am I right? Pass me a pawpaw, Little Britches
June 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Baloo Sky, am I right? Pass me a pawpaw, Little Britches
My go-to at any French barbecue
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My go-to at any French barbecue
Monster Zero Ultra is a breakfast food, while Monster Zero Guava is a post-meal digestif
April 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Monster Zero Ultra is a breakfast food, while Monster Zero Guava is a post-meal digestif
No She Hulk in the new Avengers movie
March 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
No She Hulk in the new Avengers movie
We’re going to the Super Bowl
The Rams are signing WR Davante Adams to a two-year deal, a league source confirms. @rapsheet1.bsky.social had it first.
March 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We’re going to the Super Bowl
Need a blockbuster, but for board games
March 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Need a blockbuster, but for board games
Getting arrested for hanging around the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and telling folks I know who’s in there
March 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Getting arrested for hanging around the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and telling folks I know who’s in there
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I bounce back and forth between Bluesky & Twitter like a cigarette smoker who picked up juul to kick the habit, but now uses both
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I bounce back and forth between Bluesky & Twitter like a cigarette smoker who picked up juul to kick the habit, but now uses both
Guy who lightly sprays one wrist with Axe, rubs both wrists together, then walks into The Sizzler
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Guy who lightly sprays one wrist with Axe, rubs both wrists together, then walks into The Sizzler
Fuckin Nat Geo over here in the desert
February 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fuckin Nat Geo over here in the desert
Please please please please
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Please please please please
I skip the Severance intro because it’s too scary
February 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I skip the Severance intro because it’s too scary