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· Jun 15
bwah
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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have you tipped a Black swer yet this month? we're past a week into BHM if you're in a position to give you should be giving esp if you're white and esp if employed traditionally and esp if male like hello !!
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
have you tipped a Black swer yet this month? we're past a week into BHM if you're in a position to give you should be giving esp if you're white and esp if employed traditionally and esp if male like hello !!
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‘Stranger Things’ star Matthew Modine was asked if he liked the show’s ending:
“Nope”
“Nope”
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
‘Stranger Things’ star Matthew Modine was asked if he liked the show’s ending:
“Nope”
“Nope”
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“I can generate a book in a day and it takes you six months to write one, so I win the race” is one the most pathetic takes I’ve seen today.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
“I can generate a book in a day and it takes you six months to write one, so I win the race” is one the most pathetic takes I’ve seen today.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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No joke, this promo and the episode actually pissed me off as a kid
-Advertise it as iCarly doing a webcast from space
-Get hyped cuz that sounds cool as hell
-Actual episode is just them competing with another webshow to get the opportunity to do that (They don't even win)
-Advertise it as iCarly doing a webcast from space
-Get hyped cuz that sounds cool as hell
-Actual episode is just them competing with another webshow to get the opportunity to do that (They don't even win)
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
No joke, this promo and the episode actually pissed me off as a kid
-Advertise it as iCarly doing a webcast from space
-Get hyped cuz that sounds cool as hell
-Actual episode is just them competing with another webshow to get the opportunity to do that (They don't even win)
-Advertise it as iCarly doing a webcast from space
-Get hyped cuz that sounds cool as hell
-Actual episode is just them competing with another webshow to get the opportunity to do that (They don't even win)
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Man, TCM really presents the Looney Tunes cartoons like the historical pieces of animation that they are. After every short they have someone talk briefly about what you just watched. Haven't seen something like that since the early days of Cartoon Network.
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Man, TCM really presents the Looney Tunes cartoons like the historical pieces of animation that they are. After every short they have someone talk briefly about what you just watched. Haven't seen something like that since the early days of Cartoon Network.
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It’s so fucking cool that they think being fat is just as morally bad (maybe worse) than being a racist. Also can’t wait to see all your definitely original and hilarious jokes about Trump being fat, actually
Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It’s so fucking cool that they think being fat is just as morally bad (maybe worse) than being a racist. Also can’t wait to see all your definitely original and hilarious jokes about Trump being fat, actually
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This PlayStation Magazine ad is obviously supposed to be an attempt at a fat “joke”, but if game devs marketed their games like this by depicting their characters as fat in ads it would trick millions into buy their game these days (I am millions)
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
This PlayStation Magazine ad is obviously supposed to be an attempt at a fat “joke”, but if game devs marketed their games like this by depicting their characters as fat in ads it would trick millions into buy their game these days (I am millions)
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When I startle anyone following me by sharing/interacting with drawings of fat girls on main
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
When I startle anyone following me by sharing/interacting with drawings of fat girls on main
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people who somehow aren't accustomed to the existence of furries
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
people who somehow aren't accustomed to the existence of furries
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When boredom goes unchecked, this happens
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When boredom goes unchecked, this happens
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Ragatha sings a Christmas classic 🎄🎶
#theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc #ragatha
@justtheclippy.bsky.social
#theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc #ragatha
@justtheclippy.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ragatha sings a Christmas classic 🎄🎶
#theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc #ragatha
@justtheclippy.bsky.social
#theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc #ragatha
@justtheclippy.bsky.social
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the fandom’s reaction to the new f&c episode has once again confirmed to me the horrible fact that if a female character steps out of line or does anything morally ambiguous / grey she will be crucified but villainous male characters who have done far worse are coddled & turned into tumblr sexymen
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the fandom’s reaction to the new f&c episode has once again confirmed to me the horrible fact that if a female character steps out of line or does anything morally ambiguous / grey she will be crucified but villainous male characters who have done far worse are coddled & turned into tumblr sexymen
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this fandom (fionna and cake) has a tag that has been filled with 75% scarab and winter king fanart for the past 2 years but y’all turn on fionna the moment she makes a mistake from an emotional breakdown bc she’s a woman who is constantly self sacrificing & is overwhelmed by it all. i see how it is
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this fandom (fionna and cake) has a tag that has been filled with 75% scarab and winter king fanart for the past 2 years but y’all turn on fionna the moment she makes a mistake from an emotional breakdown bc she’s a woman who is constantly self sacrificing & is overwhelmed by it all. i see how it is
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I saw Raggedy Ann and Andy for the first time; was inspired
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I saw Raggedy Ann and Andy for the first time; was inspired
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So you're telling me that the four main characters of Wizard of Oz are composed of
A good natured man that was too dumb for his own good,
An adulterous, vindictive incel,
The class traitor/oz equivalent of a minority that'd snitch on Anne Frank...
And a little girl who has no idea what's going on.
A good natured man that was too dumb for his own good,
An adulterous, vindictive incel,
The class traitor/oz equivalent of a minority that'd snitch on Anne Frank...
And a little girl who has no idea what's going on.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So you're telling me that the four main characters of Wizard of Oz are composed of
A good natured man that was too dumb for his own good,
An adulterous, vindictive incel,
The class traitor/oz equivalent of a minority that'd snitch on Anne Frank...
And a little girl who has no idea what's going on.
A good natured man that was too dumb for his own good,
An adulterous, vindictive incel,
The class traitor/oz equivalent of a minority that'd snitch on Anne Frank...
And a little girl who has no idea what's going on.
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I keep thinking this show would be way better if Lois was just fat as heck from now on I'm glad someone else thinks so!
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I keep thinking this show would be way better if Lois was just fat as heck from now on I'm glad someone else thinks so!
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actually i’m gonna quote this because i’m not sure what the point of saying this was & i want to make it clear these sorts of comments come off as nasty. it’s really uncomfortable for me as the artist, of course you wouldn’t shove WG porn i drew of a character into their actor’s face
Guys .
Please Do Not show this to Annie Potts.
I beg of you, she does not need to see this shit
Please Do Not show this to Annie Potts.
I beg of you, she does not need to see this shit
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
actually i’m gonna quote this because i’m not sure what the point of saying this was & i want to make it clear these sorts of comments come off as nasty. it’s really uncomfortable for me as the artist, of course you wouldn’t shove WG porn i drew of a character into their actor’s face