Tippy
@tiptoe39.bsky.social
Cat mommy, copyeditor, Washington sports fan (Caps, Nats, Mystics), queer media/danmei/BL fan, old school anime fan, fic writer, Jewish & proud, liberal/Democrat, politics junkie, amateur singer/stage actress, 47, she/her. Very occasionally NSFW.
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Tippy
@tiptoe39.bsky.social
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Hello new followers please read the whole bio and feel free to run screaming for the hills. Alternatively come talk to me if we have common interests!
Another discovery tonight is that if you cut a Boston crème cake with too dull a knife, the crème inside will spooge out like so much premature ejaculate.
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Another discovery tonight is that if you cut a Boston crème cake with too dull a knife, the crème inside will spooge out like so much premature ejaculate.
Why is there hockey on TNT on a Tuesday? Did they get tired of showing Godzilla vs Kong on repeat?
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Why is there hockey on TNT on a Tuesday? Did they get tired of showing Godzilla vs Kong on repeat?
Stink, Stankoven, Stunk.
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry face
Alt: The Grinch
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Stink, Stankoven, Stunk.
Kitty will not take her pills. We have tried every method. I’m in despair
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Kitty will not take her pills. We have tried every method. I’m in despair
Can’t wait to see all the hate @ Ovi because they put him in this picture even tho he’s not the one who caused the injury
Rangers defenseman Adam Fox will miss at least the next 10 games after going on LTIR with a lower-body injury, and goalie Igor Shesterkin to regular IR and continues to be evaluated: apnews.com/article/adam...
Rangers' Adam Fox going on long-term injured reserve and Igor Shesterkin regular IR, AP source says
New York Rangers defenseman Adam Fox is going on long-term injured reserve, a person familiar with the situation tells The Associated Press.
apnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Can’t wait to see all the hate @ Ovi because they put him in this picture even tho he’s not the one who caused the injury
i love my therapist but her face goes completely blank every time I talk about fandom
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i love my therapist but her face goes completely blank every time I talk about fandom
oh my god I want to write a thousand words about the grammar of this headline, fucking brilliant
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
oh my god I want to write a thousand words about the grammar of this headline, fucking brilliant
Our adversaries in the Arctic region? Was Trump's grandma run over by a reindeer or something?
The White House sticking to the line that military is an option in Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Our adversaries in the Arctic region? Was Trump's grandma run over by a reindeer or something?
Tom’s trololol face 😂😂
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Tom’s trololol face 😂😂
Oh god I needed that exhilaration after worrying myself sick about the spiel all day long
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Oh god I needed that exhilaration after worrying myself sick about the spiel all day long
CAPS WIN
a mascot holds a red flag that says cap win
Alt: Slapshot with the Caps Win banner
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
CAPS WIN
AND FUCK YOU TWICE FROM THE BIG MAN
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
AND FUCK YOU TWICE FROM THE BIG MAN
I keep thinking they’re saying Ninjakov.
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I keep thinking they’re saying Ninjakov.
Please don’t forget how to play hockey now
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Please don’t forget how to play hockey now
Poor Melody. She will not tolerate being held long enough to be given a pill, and she has real trouble getting the pill pockets in her mouth (and that’s when she’ll deign to try them). Really at a loss as to how to reliably give her her medicine. Crushing up with food is not allowed.
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Poor Melody. She will not tolerate being held long enough to be given a pill, and she has real trouble getting the pill pockets in her mouth (and that’s when she’ll deign to try them). Really at a loss as to how to reliably give her her medicine. Crushing up with food is not allowed.
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New all-time NHL goal record and hardly anyone’s talking about it smh
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
New all-time NHL goal record and hardly anyone’s talking about it smh
I swear that is the first of those that have gone in this season!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I swear that is the first of those that have gone in this season!!!!
Need an emoji for this boy. How about 🍋🍋🍋
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Need an emoji for this boy. How about 🍋🍋🍋