tioLechuga
@tiolechuga.bsky.social
my problem is i think it’s funny.
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tioLechuga
@tiolechuga.bsky.social
· Feb 20
i know you read my profile.
like some skeets while you’re here…
like some skeets while you’re here…
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
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anyone else expect those Segway things to become something much bigger than mall cop transport??!?
October 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
anyone else expect those Segway things to become something much bigger than mall cop transport??!?
there once was a man from Nantussy
October 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
there once was a man from Nantussy
i smell like books
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
i smell like books
do unto others as tho you understand what unto even means.
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
do unto others as tho you understand what unto even means.
for someone who’s life has been all about words, I have none to give.
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
for someone who’s life has been all about words, I have none to give.
have you tried turning it off, and then never turning it on again ever?
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
have you tried turning it off, and then never turning it on again ever?
I have never, never even once, put a USB port in upside down.
DMs open.
DMs open.
September 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have never, never even once, put a USB port in upside down.
DMs open.
DMs open.
you good, babe?
you haven’t touched your midnight fruity pebbles.
you haven’t touched your midnight fruity pebbles.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
you good, babe?
you haven’t touched your midnight fruity pebbles.
you haven’t touched your midnight fruity pebbles.
it would make more sense if you paid attention
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
it would make more sense if you paid attention
i’m too young and handsome for this shit
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i’m too young and handsome for this shit
is it even real lettuce if it doesn’t have a little dirt in it?
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
is it even real lettuce if it doesn’t have a little dirt in it?
but topochico is so good…
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
but topochico is so good…
easy isn’t interesting
September 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
easy isn’t interesting
do you work at a bank?
‘cause i’d like you to leave me a loan.
‘cause i’d like you to leave me a loan.
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
do you work at a bank?
‘cause i’d like you to leave me a loan.
‘cause i’d like you to leave me a loan.
like a good neighbor
…stay over there.
…stay over there.
September 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
like a good neighbor
…stay over there.
…stay over there.
there’s never a bad day to get a vasectomy
September 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
there’s never a bad day to get a vasectomy
i’d be more interested if you were more interesting
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i’d be more interested if you were more interesting
my dog could do better than that
September 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my dog could do better than that
there’s nothing gayer than a group of straight men
September 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
there’s nothing gayer than a group of straight men
you are not entitled to other people’s silence when in public.
September 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
you are not entitled to other people’s silence when in public.