Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
@tinykinseyscale.com
Eastside Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia.
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It is Day 3 of me walking 5 miles a day and my wife said I look slimmer. She might be lying, but i appreciated hearing it anyway ❤️
So on my honeymoon in Mexico, some lady on the same boat tour as my wife & I came over to me when I was in the bathroom and literally grabbed my hair in an attempt to tell me that she thought it was pretty. When I tell you only the fear of being locked up abroad kept me from decking her in her face
December 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So on my honeymoon in Mexico, some lady on the same boat tour as my wife & I came over to me when I was in the bathroom and literally grabbed my hair in an attempt to tell me that she thought it was pretty. When I tell you only the fear of being locked up abroad kept me from decking her in her face
A1 sauce!
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A1 sauce!
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Die Hard time!
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Die Hard time!
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i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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I am TIRED of being advertised to. All day long it's a bombardment of buy this, subscribe to that. I don't want any of your shit! Leave me alone!
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I am TIRED of being advertised to. All day long it's a bombardment of buy this, subscribe to that. I don't want any of your shit! Leave me alone!
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If we were half as abusive or violent as yall claim we are, there wouldn't be a single one of yall left to spread this lie.
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If we were half as abusive or violent as yall claim we are, there wouldn't be a single one of yall left to spread this lie.
My phone keeps pushing me to update. You will not put that AI on my phone! You cannot trick me.
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My phone keeps pushing me to update. You will not put that AI on my phone! You cannot trick me.
Similar! Better with makeup, walk 5 miles a day, stop putting my hair in a bun all the time, and get better about wearing clothes that make me feel like a baddie even when I'm at home.
Also, to get a part-time job. But I wanna get back to myself first.
Also, to get a part-time job. But I wanna get back to myself first.
What are your goals for next year? I want to get better with makeup, I need to be much more consistent about my fitness habits, and I am GOING to save money
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Similar! Better with makeup, walk 5 miles a day, stop putting my hair in a bun all the time, and get better about wearing clothes that make me feel like a baddie even when I'm at home.
Also, to get a part-time job. But I wanna get back to myself first.
Also, to get a part-time job. But I wanna get back to myself first.
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Current* conditions near Whitehall, MI:
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Current* conditions near Whitehall, MI:
Started watching Industry. Is everyone meant to be insane lol
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Started watching Industry. Is everyone meant to be insane lol
Do I know anyone on here who has connections to university/colleges in NYC hiring admin or support staff in the new year?
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Do I know anyone on here who has connections to university/colleges in NYC hiring admin or support staff in the new year?
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Weird coincidence how Nicki Minaj now shmoozing with the party that protects sexual predators innit
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Weird coincidence how Nicki Minaj now shmoozing with the party that protects sexual predators innit
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Current* conditions near Leland, MI:
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Current* conditions near Leland, MI:
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the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now
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they got nicki down to the klan meeting
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
they got nicki down to the klan meeting
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*snickers in light skin but full nigga*
So many of you are closeted biracials...
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*snickers in light skin but full nigga*
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Automotive crash test dummies are born in Ohio, brought to "life" near Detroit, and then sent around the world to make cars safer.
Built to spill: The life of a crash test dummy
Automotive crash test dummies are born in Ohio, brought to "life" near Detroit, and then sent around the world to make cars safer.
n.pr
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Automotive crash test dummies are born in Ohio, brought to "life" near Detroit, and then sent around the world to make cars safer.
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Carol's body count went up 8 billion minus 12 in one night
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Carol's body count went up 8 billion minus 12 in one night
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Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is launching a criminal investigation into Native American boarding schools and other institutions that previously operated in Michigan.
Nessel starts criminal investigation into Michigan's Native American boarding schools
Michigan was home to five federally run Native American boarding schools.
www.cbsnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is launching a criminal investigation into Native American boarding schools and other institutions that previously operated in Michigan.