Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
@tinykinseyscale.com
Eastside Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia.
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It is Day 3 of me walking 5 miles a day and my wife said I look slimmer. She might be lying, but i appreciated hearing it anyway ❤️
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When they collectively said “ew” 😭😭😭
I’d choose being Black in every lifetime 😂😂😂 I love us.
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
When they collectively said “ew” 😭😭😭
Ooh like what 👀
I hate how y'all love being a monolith when it suits you.
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Ooh like what 👀
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Animals cooking
Chatom, AL
Chatom, AL
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Animals cooking
Chatom, AL
Chatom, AL
McMansion Hell
A $3.5 million Bloomfield Hills estate is on the market, boasting a 'culinary dream' kitchen, outdoor grills, and amenities like a home gym.
MI Dream Home: Bloomfield Hills estate has extraordinary kitchen
A $3.5 million Bloomfield Hills estate is on the market, boasting a 'culinary dream' kitchen, outdoor grills, and amenities like a home gym.
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February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
McMansion Hell
Hilary Duff is going on tour and my 12 year old self is screaming. My 32 year old self is gearing up to buy this ticket and some merch with my grown lady money!
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hilary Duff is going on tour and my 12 year old self is screaming. My 32 year old self is gearing up to buy this ticket and some merch with my grown lady money!
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Russia used poison from a tropical frog to kill opposition leader Alexey Navalny in prison, say five European nations.
https://cnn.it/4kBC2c8
https://cnn.it/4kBC2c8
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Russia used poison from a tropical frog to kill opposition leader Alexey Navalny in prison, say five European nations.
https://cnn.it/4kBC2c8
https://cnn.it/4kBC2c8
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❤️ Happy #ValentinesDay from the #nytransitmuseum! Here's part 2 of our 2026 transit valentines.
Images: #NYTMCollection, and via @MTA.info: Marc A Herman, Patrick Cashin.
Images: #NYTMCollection, and via @MTA.info: Marc A Herman, Patrick Cashin.
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
❤️ Happy #ValentinesDay from the #nytransitmuseum! Here's part 2 of our 2026 transit valentines.
Images: #NYTMCollection, and via @MTA.info: Marc A Herman, Patrick Cashin.
Images: #NYTMCollection, and via @MTA.info: Marc A Herman, Patrick Cashin.
My two go-to stress nightmares: all my teeth falling out, and that I missed a math exam that's the majority of my grade. Had the teeth one this week.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
My two go-to stress nightmares: all my teeth falling out, and that I missed a math exam that's the majority of my grade. Had the teeth one this week.
I buy this instead. I am not lying when i say it actually tastes like a negroni, unlike other zero proof cocktails:
St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®. share.google/mGPCvBnjZI8c...
St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®. share.google/mGPCvBnjZI8c...
The weekend is almost here. Here’s how to make the perfect nonalcoholic Negroni: nyti.ms/4txlMNz
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I buy this instead. I am not lying when i say it actually tastes like a negroni, unlike other zero proof cocktails:
St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®. share.google/mGPCvBnjZI8c...
St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®. share.google/mGPCvBnjZI8c...
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I read it and was like... i need her to walk me through her thought process of combining "fart" and "n*****" into something that just slips out naturally
"rehab addict" is an insane name for a tv show even before you get to the bizarre compound slur the rehab addict used
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I read it and was like... i need her to walk me through her thought process of combining "fart" and "n*****" into something that just slips out naturally
Got two home projects done last night.
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Got two home projects done last night.
Saw the MTA track inspection train AND a pretty Black woman exiting the train I got onto told me that I'm pretty in the same 30 second span, so now I'm floating
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Saw the MTA track inspection train AND a pretty Black woman exiting the train I got onto told me that I'm pretty in the same 30 second span, so now I'm floating
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Justin Verlander and the Tigers have agreed to a one-year, $13 million contract, nearly 10 years after he was traded away amid Detroit's rebuild.
Tigers, JV get back together: 5 memorable starts from first go-around
Justin Verlander and the Tigers have agreed to a one-year, $13 million contract, nearly 10 years after he was traded away amid Detroit's rebuild.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Justin Verlander and the Tigers have agreed to a one-year, $13 million contract, nearly 10 years after he was traded away amid Detroit's rebuild.
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thrilled and honored to announce that I will not
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
thrilled and honored to announce that I will not
I don't have drafts yet
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I don't have drafts yet
I really can't believe ya'll sat up on here and said that the little boy in BB's halftime show was Liam. No thoughts or critical thinking AT ALL. Embarrassing!
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I really can't believe ya'll sat up on here and said that the little boy in BB's halftime show was Liam. No thoughts or critical thinking AT ALL. Embarrassing!
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If we can't find joy in anything, we are not gonna make it.
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If we can't find joy in anything, we are not gonna make it.
One thing about men, boy: they gon find a way to embarrass you.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
One thing about men, boy: they gon find a way to embarrass you.
Got minked up at Meijer!
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Got minked up at Meijer!
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Y’all gotta watch Wonder Man!! Even if you’re sick of Marvel. You won’t be sick of this. It’s so sweet and tender ♥️
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Y’all gotta watch Wonder Man!! Even if you’re sick of Marvel. You won’t be sick of this. It’s so sweet and tender ♥️
Cardi should have never had a baby with that man. Smh.
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Cardi should have never had a baby with that man. Smh.
Yooper specialty
Am making pasties today despite really not wanting to. I’m about a month late from when I usually make them.
My weirdo recipe comes from my British grandmother via a stint in Michigan as a US Army wife. Basically very coarsely shredded carrot, onion, potato with ground beef into a kind of hand pie
My weirdo recipe comes from my British grandmother via a stint in Michigan as a US Army wife. Basically very coarsely shredded carrot, onion, potato with ground beef into a kind of hand pie
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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