Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
@tinykinseyscale.com
Job applicant extraordinaire. Eastside Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia.
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Let's leave "somebody said" and "not ya'll saying" et al type posts on the bird app. We've done this for over a decade now. Enough. Be original.
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I want a beer. Don't got beer money ☹️
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I want a beer. Don't got beer money ☹️
Kindred by Octavia Butler radicalized me in 9th grade.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Kindred by Octavia Butler radicalized me in 9th grade.
Me to all the queer BK party throwers:
Idk I think charging for parties in general during really bad economic downturns is very tone deaf
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me to all the queer BK party throwers:
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Really in desperation mode. I need $1256 to pay for rent. Unemployment isn’t coming through and my wife is being forced to skip a paycheck. If you could spare even a dollar it’d be a huge help at this point if I can get the rest somewhere.
PayPal: kcclyburn
CashApp: $KennethClyburn
#MutualAid
PayPal: kcclyburn
CashApp: $KennethClyburn
#MutualAid
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Really in desperation mode. I need $1256 to pay for rent. Unemployment isn’t coming through and my wife is being forced to skip a paycheck. If you could spare even a dollar it’d be a huge help at this point if I can get the rest somewhere.
PayPal: kcclyburn
CashApp: $KennethClyburn
#MutualAid
PayPal: kcclyburn
CashApp: $KennethClyburn
#MutualAid
1 800 CALL SAM
My favorite part about watching TV in the Midwest is the local ads
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
1 800 CALL SAM
It was INCREDIBLE.
Sometimes I just think about how good Kevin Can Fuck Himself was.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It was INCREDIBLE.
Drag ha!
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Drag ha!
And he was not wrong!
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And he was not wrong!
Eat a bag of dicks, Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Eat a bag of dicks, Kim Davis.
Some good news, finally. I've been so stressed about this.
Supreme Court won't overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage https://cnn.it/4nGnEiN
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Some good news, finally. I've been so stressed about this.
Being me is great because it means you can break out in hives while also in the middle of a very bad eczema breakout! Haha I'm so itchy! I would like to claw off my skin!
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Being me is great because it means you can break out in hives while also in the middle of a very bad eczema breakout! Haha I'm so itchy! I would like to claw off my skin!
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Last night in Tampa, cops used a controversial and risky technique called a PIT maneuver while chasing a driver who'd sped away from a street race
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
4 dead, 13 injured after Florida police chase ends with suspect crashing into popular LGBTQ bar
More than a dozen people were standing outside Bradley's, a popular LGBTQ bar, when the car crashed into them after a police chase.
www.cbsnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Last night in Tampa, cops used a controversial and risky technique called a PIT maneuver while chasing a driver who'd sped away from a street race
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
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idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
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Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
Senate Reaches Deal To Reopen Government After Moderate Democrats Cave
Republicans found enough Democrats willing to drop their party's demand to extend soon-to-expire health care subsidies for millions of people.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
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Big leek in the kitchen
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Big leek in the kitchen
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The monetization of social media really fucked some things up
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The monetization of social media really fucked some things up
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That Christy Martin movie looks to be a bomb, which sucks for Christy Martin because her story deserves to be told, but good because Sydney Sweeney deserves no joy right now
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That Christy Martin movie looks to be a bomb, which sucks for Christy Martin because her story deserves to be told, but good because Sydney Sweeney deserves no joy right now
BLACK PEOPLE ONLY: Do you guys have those Black elders in your life who, sometimes impromptu, will start talking about how great it was "back in the day" when the community used to beat on children? Like, "Back in my day, the principal (et al) could give us a whooping" or a neighbor could do it
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
BLACK PEOPLE ONLY: Do you guys have those Black elders in your life who, sometimes impromptu, will start talking about how great it was "back in the day" when the community used to beat on children? Like, "Back in my day, the principal (et al) could give us a whooping" or a neighbor could do it
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
NOOOOOOOO
Costco is recalling more than 940,000 bottles of its Kirkland brand Signature Prosecco Valdobbiadene, warning that the beverage could pose a "laceration hazard." The bottles were sold at stores in 12 states, including Michigan, between April and August.
Nearly 1 million bottles of prosecco recalled from Costco
Costco said the recalled bubbly beverages could pose a "laceration hazard" to consumers.
www.cbsnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
NOOOOOOOO