One winters day I’ll have kids and I’ll say “kids it brick out get your coats” and they’ll have that stuck in their lexicon forever
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One winters day I’ll have kids and I’ll say “kids it brick out get your coats” and they’ll have that stuck in their lexicon forever
Work sucks I’m gonna call in dead
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Work sucks I’m gonna call in dead
Another year voting another year not getting a fucking sticker
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another year voting another year not getting a fucking sticker
Maybe today none of us were worth to ascend to a higher plane of existence
September 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Maybe today none of us were worth to ascend to a higher plane of existence
Just going to start shit posting to tiktok and hope I get rich
September 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just going to start shit posting to tiktok and hope I get rich
Motion City Soundtrack playing at the bank just to let me know I’m old
September 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Motion City Soundtrack playing at the bank just to let me know I’m old
You think Pokemon get cte?
August 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You think Pokemon get cte?
What a day to take a boat to work
August 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
What a day to take a boat to work
I like getting messages that the country is in a draught and I shouldn’t use excessive water but I’ve passed 3 golf courses all watering the lawns
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I like getting messages that the country is in a draught and I shouldn’t use excessive water but I’ve passed 3 golf courses all watering the lawns
Alls well that ends well rerelease? We are eating family
July 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Alls well that ends well rerelease? We are eating family
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Someone on Instagram is putting deathcore over old mini truck dvds and I finally found my thing
July 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Someone on Instagram is putting deathcore over old mini truck dvds and I finally found my thing
Got off work 11:30? Hell yeah dude
July 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Got off work 11:30? Hell yeah dude
STPR was cool bluesky doesn’t allow videos which is lame
July 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
STPR was cool bluesky doesn’t allow videos which is lame
Drive to job, contemplating quitting job, go into job
July 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Drive to job, contemplating quitting job, go into job
It’s ethically correct to shove something into the gas pump speaker that always plays adds
July 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s ethically correct to shove something into the gas pump speaker that always plays adds
“Oh clips from any female x-games segment on Facebook? Sure the comments will be normal. “
June 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“Oh clips from any female x-games segment on Facebook? Sure the comments will be normal. “
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You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.
That time of the month again to snooze suggested post on Instagram
June 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
That time of the month again to snooze suggested post on Instagram
How I feel listening to the locust
June 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How I feel listening to the locust