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Tim Stopped Writing
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Espresso, retro-F1, early Hollywood, music, cycling, guitars and Leeds United.
He could be the love-child from Farke’s gap year in the US, of course #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Relegation is one thing, but imagine being passed by Fat Floor-Shitter Frank on the way down… #lufc
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Witnessed her similarly tired, emotional and singing in the Britannia pub in Doncaster around the same time.
Thank you for the massively generous birthday greetings, lxds. Yer all fab. Have this video of Lynne Perrie pissed up to the nines singing I Will Survice on the Word in the 90s.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It takes a particular character to succeed at Elland Road. Our wall of noise and expectations can intimidate our own just as easily as the opposition #lufc
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
There are several words and phrases that have a particular context and resonance in football. ‘War Chest’ and ‘Swoop’ amongst them. Remains to be seen what any prospective Farke replacement would be able to do with either of those. #lufc
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I’m not angry with you, Leeds. I’m disappointed #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Still no Willy #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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You know what we don't talk enough about?

80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.

Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
We cant afford even one player to have a bad game, but our most dependable players have been poor today. #lufc
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just escaped the hell of Bicester Village. First time in 6 years in spite of living 5 mins away. Last visit was March 2019 when the Blunts were lunchtime visitors to ER. I could smell Wilder’s celebrations in the air today… #lufc
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No disrespect to the LA Dodgers, but it would be one in the eye for the Tangerine Twot if Toronto Blue Jays won baseball’s ‘World Series’.
Coronation Street’s Jim McDonald would approve too #ifyouknow
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thoughts on Brenden; The US/Marsch connection doesn’t help him. He also can’t be blamed for what we paid for him. He’s often frustrating and not my favourite either, but always gives 100%. We’ve had plenty of cult heroes over the years who did just that #lufc
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
LU..FFS #lufc
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Replace tomorrow with today #lufc
Been in and out of Elland Road since May ‘73, but my first league game was Burnley in March ‘74, just before we won the league title; West Stand with my late dad, a fug of Woodbines and the occasional flying bog roll. Unexpected defeat, 1-4. Blubbed. Hope they lose tomorrow. #lufc
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Can’t help feeling it’ll be Jaidon Anthony In the 95th minute with the lead piping #lufc #BURLEE
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Anyone else live with someone who opens food packaging as though the only available tool is a chainsaw?.. and then complains when the contents are not edible? It’s not even remotely irritating. #Cornflakes #Chainsaw #BreadLikeCardboard
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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RIP Diane Keaton
My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool.
She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out.
What a unique talent & human being.
October 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Been in and out of Elland Road since May ‘73, but my first league game was Burnley in March ‘74, just before we won the league title; West Stand with my late dad, a fug of Woodbines and the occasional flying bog roll. Unexpected defeat, 1-4. Blubbed. Hope they lose tomorrow. #lufc
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A bit like brandishing a bar of Bournville, then your mate pulls a Lindt 90% Dark out of his pocket. And the ref. #lufc #LEETOT
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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‘My past was chaos’: Iain Lee on abuse, cocaine, comedy, his on-air breakdown and his ‘sex addict’ father
‘My past was chaos’: Iain Lee on abuse, cocaine, comedy, his on-air breakdown and his ‘sex addict’ father
The broadcaster and comedian has been delighting and outraging audiences for almost 30 years. Off-air, his life has lurched from crisis to crisis. Has he finally found peace?
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Interesting matchup at the darts today. Guaranteed to be a stiff test.
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Shades of David Pleat in Shane Lowry’s celebration. What a man. #RyderCup
September 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Have You Got it Yet - Syd Barrett documentary on Sky tonight. Worth a watch @scribblerrob.bsky.social ?
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I lived in the US and have friends there, but I hope we batter Trump’s golfists and their ‘get in the hole’ supporters. #RyderCup
September 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM