TimmyAtl
@timmyatl.bsky.social
Cat lover. Sun worshipper. All around silly guy.
Monday. Already doing Monday things.
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Monday. Already doing Monday things.
Yeah, it is 2026. We are expected to have another winter storm this weekend and my mother can’t find her transistor radio.
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Yeah, it is 2026. We are expected to have another winter storm this weekend and my mother can’t find her transistor radio.
I’ve heard people say “it’s colder than a witch’s tit”. Just how cold is that? Because it’s pretty damn cold outside.
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I’ve heard people say “it’s colder than a witch’s tit”. Just how cold is that? Because it’s pretty damn cold outside.
“Sadly the bullet missed.“
Write a tragedy in four words
"He was not dead."
"He was not dead."
Write a tragedy in four words
'What ever you want.'
'What ever you want.'
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
“Sadly the bullet missed.“
Maybe I need to play the lottery today.
Wordle 1,670 2/6
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January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Maybe I need to play the lottery today.
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When one opens a bottle of wine, one must consume the whole bottle of wine, right? 🍶
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
When one opens a bottle of wine, one must consume the whole bottle of wine, right? 🍶
The Rolling Pebbles
The Steeple
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The Rolling Pebbles
Y’all. The orange turd now wants to go after Mexico and the cartels. I highly encourage this. The cartels don’t play. They will gladly get rid of the problem.
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Y’all. The orange turd now wants to go after Mexico and the cartels. I highly encourage this. The cartels don’t play. They will gladly get rid of the problem.
I can’t join ICE because I am not in the triple K.
I can’t join ICE because I have a soul
i can’t join ICE because i wash my ass 😔
January 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I can’t join ICE because I am not in the triple K.
I feel like Lady Graham and Madame Vance are in a competition to see who gets to bottom for the orange turd.
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I feel like Lady Graham and Madame Vance are in a competition to see who gets to bottom for the orange turd.
I already feel like today is going to be one of those days where everything annoys the fuck out of me. This does not bode well for my coworkers.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I already feel like today is going to be one of those days where everything annoys the fuck out of me. This does not bode well for my coworkers.
Y’all. The way my coworker just sashayed into the office in tight khakis. Caked up is an understatement.
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Y’all. The way my coworker just sashayed into the office in tight khakis. Caked up is an understatement.
Cardi B needs to be a permanent judge on Drag Race. She called out all of the mess. 😝
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Cardi B needs to be a permanent judge on Drag Race. She called out all of the mess. 😝
When you think about it, tequila is just agave juice.
When you think about it, Pub subs are just.
No Pub subs are better.
Ask for extra Chipotle Gourmaise.
You won’t be disappointed.
No Pub subs are better.
Ask for extra Chipotle Gourmaise.
You won’t be disappointed.
When you think about it, pizza is just an open-faced hot sandwich.
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
When you think about it, tequila is just agave juice.
Sean McVay could get it.
Please hold all your questions until after the game
Please hold all your questions until after the game
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sean McVay could get it.
Please hold all your questions until after the game
Please hold all your questions until after the game
Well, it’s the last Monday of the year and so far I’ve been at the office over an hour and have only see one person.
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Well, it’s the last Monday of the year and so far I’ve been at the office over an hour and have only see one person.
I promise I’m going to be more active here in 2026.
What is, things that will never happen for $1000, Alex?
What is, things that will never happen for $1000, Alex?
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I promise I’m going to be more active here in 2026.
What is, things that will never happen for $1000, Alex?
What is, things that will never happen for $1000, Alex?
Damnit that Powerball winner stole my Christmas present.
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Damnit that Powerball winner stole my Christmas present.
I clearly either need glasses or something else (giggle) because I read that as overrimmed at first. 🤓
The Grinch's chief complaint was that he got overstimmed by the noises of Christmas. Relatable king, tbh
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I clearly either need glasses or something else (giggle) because I read that as overrimmed at first. 🤓
Going to bed and hoping dinner with fam isn’t a complete shitshow tomorrow.
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Going to bed and hoping dinner with fam isn’t a complete shitshow tomorrow.
Josh Allen is serving cake today. Yay sportsball. Go Bills!
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Josh Allen is serving cake today. Yay sportsball. Go Bills!
Had a run with a hateful c*nt in the Publix parking lot. She showed her ass and was clearly not prepared for the response she got from me. My gay card will trump your bitch card any day.
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Had a run with a hateful c*nt in the Publix parking lot. She showed her ass and was clearly not prepared for the response she got from me. My gay card will trump your bitch card any day.
An ugly Christmas sweater with a cat on it? Yes, I will wear it to a work holiday party.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
An ugly Christmas sweater with a cat on it? Yes, I will wear it to a work holiday party.
How the fuck is it Sunday night already?
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How the fuck is it Sunday night already?
