TimmyAtl
@timmyatl.bsky.social
Cat lover. Sun worshipper. All around silly guy.
Josh Allen is serving cake today. Yay sportsball. Go Bills!
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Josh Allen is serving cake today. Yay sportsball. Go Bills!
Had a run with a hateful c*nt in the Publix parking lot. She showed her ass and was clearly not prepared for the response she got from me. My gay card will trump your bitch card any day.
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Had a run with a hateful c*nt in the Publix parking lot. She showed her ass and was clearly not prepared for the response she got from me. My gay card will trump your bitch card any day.
An ugly Christmas sweater with a cat on it? Yes, I will wear it to a work holiday party.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
An ugly Christmas sweater with a cat on it? Yes, I will wear it to a work holiday party.
How the fuck is it Sunday night already?
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How the fuck is it Sunday night already?
Y’all. We have 7 indoor cats. Margo, Sammy, Ollie, Face, CuteFace, Slash, and Kloe.
And 7 we feed out back. Patch, No Patch, Wee Patch, Floof Patch, Scraggle Floof Patch, Cow Patch, and Chonk.
And now there is an opossum that comes to eat every night. My husband has named it KittyCat.
And 7 we feed out back. Patch, No Patch, Wee Patch, Floof Patch, Scraggle Floof Patch, Cow Patch, and Chonk.
And now there is an opossum that comes to eat every night. My husband has named it KittyCat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Y’all. We have 7 indoor cats. Margo, Sammy, Ollie, Face, CuteFace, Slash, and Kloe.
And 7 we feed out back. Patch, No Patch, Wee Patch, Floof Patch, Scraggle Floof Patch, Cow Patch, and Chonk.
And now there is an opossum that comes to eat every night. My husband has named it KittyCat.
And 7 we feed out back. Patch, No Patch, Wee Patch, Floof Patch, Scraggle Floof Patch, Cow Patch, and Chonk.
And now there is an opossum that comes to eat every night. My husband has named it KittyCat.
Aaaaand we just had a fucking fire drill in the building. I just walked down 17 flights of stairs.
I was headed to the fitness center when the alarm went off. It’s not supposed to be leg day.
I was headed to the fitness center when the alarm went off. It’s not supposed to be leg day.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Aaaaand we just had a fucking fire drill in the building. I just walked down 17 flights of stairs.
I was headed to the fitness center when the alarm went off. It’s not supposed to be leg day.
I was headed to the fitness center when the alarm went off. It’s not supposed to be leg day.
I’m ready for the holidays to be over.
I said what I said
I said what I said
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’m ready for the holidays to be over.
I said what I said
I said what I said
Off to another work related holiday luncheon. My waistline is not happy with me.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Off to another work related holiday luncheon. My waistline is not happy with me.
This new morning show on Q 99.7 has nowhere to go but up. That’s the nicest thing I can say about it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This new morning show on Q 99.7 has nowhere to go but up. That’s the nicest thing I can say about it.
Well it’s Monday again.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Well it’s Monday again.
Bank holidays make working almost bearable.
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bank holidays make working almost bearable.
How did I JUST discover that @crotchetycarl.bsky.social is on the bsky?
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How did I JUST discover that @crotchetycarl.bsky.social is on the bsky?
Monday has me in a mood. 😇😇😇
October 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Monday has me in a mood. 😇😇😇
Did it again.
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October 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Did it again.
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Woot woot!
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September 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Woot woot!
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Never watched @jimmykimmel.com . Until last night. Welcome back.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Never watched @jimmykimmel.com . Until last night. Welcome back.
Y’all. I was watching something on TV and it says the original air date was 10/26/25.
Did the rapture already happen and I missed it?
Am I living in the future? 
Did Tylenol cause this? 🤣
Did the rapture already happen and I missed it?
Am I living in the future? 
Did Tylenol cause this? 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Y’all. I was watching something on TV and it says the original air date was 10/26/25.
Did the rapture already happen and I missed it?
Am I living in the future? 
Did Tylenol cause this? 🤣
Did the rapture already happen and I missed it?
Am I living in the future? 
Did Tylenol cause this? 🤣
The caption had me thinking something else. 🤣🤣🤣
September 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The caption had me thinking something else. 🤣🤣🤣
Giving good face and good head are so close and yet so far apart.
September 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Giving good face and good head are so close and yet so far apart.
Schooling idiots is the best feeling.
a cartoon cat is wearing a headband with smoke on it .
ALT: a cartoon cat is wearing a headband with smoke on it .
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September 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Schooling idiots is the best feeling.
Today’s unpopular opinion. Shredded carrots do not belong in salad. Or really in anything at all.
September 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Today’s unpopular opinion. Shredded carrots do not belong in salad. Or really in anything at all.
Hi ho and ho hum can have multiple meanings.
September 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hi ho and ho hum can have multiple meanings.
Unpopular opinion. White flip-flops need to go away.
August 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Unpopular opinion. White flip-flops need to go away.