Tim Kokesh
@timkokesh.bsky.social
iOS superfreak, puzzle enthusiast, Vikings fan, rated chess expert, occasional pedant. Pictures/videos of cats living their best lives make me irrationally happy. MAGAts and other fascists will get blocked. He/him 🇺🇸🇨🇦
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Tim Kokesh
@timkokesh.bsky.social
· Jul 5
I think I could be a good boyfriend. All I ask for is:
1. Help me do the dishes.
2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular.
3. Scratch my back on demand.
That’s not too unreasonable, is it?
1. Help me do the dishes.
2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular.
3. Scratch my back on demand.
That’s not too unreasonable, is it?
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I am having a bit of a cheer from this video.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am having a bit of a cheer from this video.
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@vikings.social Thank you for the birthday present!
September 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@vikings.social Thank you for the birthday present!
It’s unconscionable that CBS is trying to whitewash Jimmy the Greek, who got cancelled (before “cancelling” was a thing) after he said that black players were “bred” to excel in sports.
September 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s unconscionable that CBS is trying to whitewash Jimmy the Greek, who got cancelled (before “cancelling” was a thing) after he said that black players were “bred” to excel in sports.
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Woop woop 🙌 Wednesday is taking off! Remember to resist in any way and in all ways!
#stayloud
#epsteinfiles
@atoth99.bsky.social
@phoenix509.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social
@jules1212.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
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#stayloud
#epsteinfiles
@atoth99.bsky.social
@phoenix509.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social
@jules1212.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@57kev.bsky.social
@fireeyebooks.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Woop woop 🙌 Wednesday is taking off! Remember to resist in any way and in all ways!
#stayloud
#epsteinfiles
@atoth99.bsky.social
@phoenix509.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social
@jules1212.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@57kev.bsky.social
@fireeyebooks.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social
#stayloud
#epsteinfiles
@atoth99.bsky.social
@phoenix509.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social
@jules1212.bsky.social
@moberzan.bsky.social
@57kev.bsky.social
@fireeyebooks.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social
Ive been to Texas. “The Lone Star State”, indeed. I also give it only one star.
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ive been to Texas. “The Lone Star State”, indeed. I also give it only one star.
My first social media Dick pic:
September 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My first social media Dick pic:
@nytimes.com What gives with the tiny dominoes? The UI chops you have displayed with the new game, #Pips, hsve been lacking, at best.
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@nytimes.com What gives with the tiny dominoes? The UI chops you have displayed with the new game, #Pips, hsve been lacking, at best.
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Just throwing this out there: maybe if Chump were a more adventurous eater he wouldn’t be quite the terrible person he is.
August 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just throwing this out there: maybe if Chump were a more adventurous eater he wouldn’t be quite the terrible person he is.
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At your best you still won't be good enough for the wrong person.
August 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
At your best you still won't be good enough for the wrong person.
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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Who the hell is that plastic woman in the Caesar’s ads with Gordon Ramsey supposed to be? A Real Housewife of Walla Walla? Eustice Kardashian?
August 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Who the hell is that plastic woman in the Caesar’s ads with Gordon Ramsey supposed to be? A Real Housewife of Walla Walla? Eustice Kardashian?
I feel seen.
August 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I feel seen.
When you watch the crap going on in #Texas, don’t forget that the reason Texas joined the US in 1845 was that they were worried Mexico might take over and end slavery. Texas literally became a state to ensure its citizens’ right to own other people. Fuck those guys.
August 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When you watch the crap going on in #Texas, don’t forget that the reason Texas joined the US in 1845 was that they were worried Mexico might take over and end slavery. Texas literally became a state to ensure its citizens’ right to own other people. Fuck those guys.
All the discussion of the #TrumpBallroom seems to ignore the insane size of the proposed room: 90,000 square feet. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s a football field (100 yards) in length AND width. How the hell will it fit into the White House?
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
All the discussion of the #TrumpBallroom seems to ignore the insane size of the proposed room: 90,000 square feet. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s a football field (100 yards) in length AND width. How the hell will it fit into the White House?
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And don't forget to sign them up for the Imagination Library, which is Dolly Parton's free book delivery service.
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
And don't forget to sign them up for the Imagination Library, which is Dolly Parton's free book delivery service.
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
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We need this here and NOW
July 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We need this here and NOW
I think I could be a good boyfriend. All I ask for is:
1. Help me do the dishes.
2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular.
3. Scratch my back on demand.
That’s not too unreasonable, is it?
1. Help me do the dishes.
2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular.
3. Scratch my back on demand.
That’s not too unreasonable, is it?
July 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I think I could be a good boyfriend. All I ask for is:
1. Help me do the dishes.
2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular.
3. Scratch my back on demand.
That’s not too unreasonable, is it?
1. Help me do the dishes.
2. Understand that the autumn is scheduled around football in general and the #Vikings in particular.
3. Scratch my back on demand.
That’s not too unreasonable, is it?
