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Tim
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Classic rich and powerful thing: whatever they enjoy or detest is Normal and Correct to enjoy or detest, and when you have a different human experience they’re flabbergasted because surely the universe revolves around them?
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Grok give me an epic vulgar roast of this dork ass loser
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Name a food
July 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Tim Robinson in high school. I assume at graduation the principal said, “I think you should leave”
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The cat on the back of the Arm & Hammer litter is NOT enjoying itself
May 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Today I enjoyed ignoring work so I could focus on studying the Australian Shingleback Skink, one of the few reptiles who mate for life
May 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
WHISPER PICKLE
April 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Did I just see #DeanCameron on the new season of #BoschLegacy? Nice! 📺
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thanks to the Maintenance Phase podcast, I always think of @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social when news stories like this show up in my inbox
March 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh wow, Ernest Hemingway is selling some stuff in my town on FB Marketplace
March 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Fun way to die of alcohol poisoning: when you play a woman in the video game Cyberpunk, take a shot every time Jackie calls your character “chica”
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I love that actor William Zabka from #CobraKai kind of talks like his character Johnny Lawrence in interviews
February 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wow, Kenny and Anthony OWNED the final 5 episodes of #CobraKai! Unforgettable moments from those two in the finale! 👊🥋🐍
February 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Was having a chat with friends…
February 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Hey boss, John Cena’s people just called and said he won’t do a photo holding the product.”
“Well you have Photoshop, just do your best.”
February 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
WaPo delivering the only news that can get us through these dark days
January 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This week in Why Is The Planet On Fire: a message from an unnamed friend…
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I’m in an art Facebook group and I’m obsessed with this guy who loves to paint his chesty wife.
November 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM