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voice training:
https://lessons.tildelta.com
WHEN BELL BIV DEVOE WROTE POISON THEY WERE PROPHECIZING MY ARRIVAL...
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by baja blasphemy
Version 1.0.4 of Balatrostuck is out now! github.com/iiiaaa123/Ba...

A QoL update we wanted to send out before the drop that will be 1.1. Here's a rundown of the hits:

-Zodiac stickers: When a card's zodiac is active, it'll have a little icon to remind you of it! [🧵]
Release 1.0.4 - Krillity of Life · iiiaaa123/Balatrostuck
Hello everyone! The team has another patch ready to serve up for your Balatrostucking pleasure. We've made a few minor tweaks, fixed a few meddling bugs, and added a few major visual improvements...
github.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by baja blasphemy
SM3LLS L1K3 W3'V3 GOT 4 N3W C4RD TO SHOW YOU FOR TH3 UPCOM1NG 1.1 V3RS1ON OF B4L4TROSTUCK... 4ND FOR 4 BUNCH OF DORKS M4K1NG 4 MOD FOR 4 G4M3 4BOUT C4RDS, TH1S 1S 1N GR34T T4ST3 >:]
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
today i crocheted the ORB OF EPHEMERAL DARKNESS, a reminder to myself that there's something eating away at my brain! it reminded me that i need to draw a picture of the SQUARE OF NEVER-PROCEEDING today to remind tomorrow's me to make the CUBE OF ETERNAL SELF-BETRAYAL
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i meant like new ideas forever. sorry if i wasnt clear about that
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
smiling serenely as i open the news channel on my nintendo wii. the nintendo wii faithfully tells me about the trump administration failing to feed us consumer warch dog. i shake my head disapprovingly
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
anybody around here coming up with new ideas or nah
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i'm taking adderall at night to have interesting dreams
NIGHT 1 DREAMS: REARRANGE ALL THE FURNITURE IN YOUR ROOM AND MAKE YOUR SPEAKER SYSTEM FEATURE IN EVERY CORNER
so i rearranged all the furniture
NIGHT 2 DREAMS: YOU FORGOT THE SPEAKER SYSTEM THING. ALSO WEAR BOY CLOTHES
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
if i were an ass man! yadadidedidde...
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
guten morphen power rangers
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
me:
brain: wanna see a cool trick
me: yeah whats up
brain: hit me with some adderall watch this
me: ok here (GULP)
brain: now lay down
me: ok- ZZZZZZZZZ
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
honk
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i dont need none of these words you got in here. get some new types of concept like shapes or sounds
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
cover of "the time has come" from the devil may cry 4 soundtrack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8w_...
Devil May Cry 4 COVER - The Time Has Come
YouTube video by tildelta
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by baja blasphemy
Hi, we made Balatrostuck, a Homestuck-themed mod for the popular poker roguelike Balatro adding tons of new content to the game! Come check it out and join our Discord!

Github: github.com/iiiaaa123/Ba...
Discord: discord.gg/TBD4wpRAqR

#balatro #homestuck #gamedev #modding
GitHub - iiiaaa123/Balatrostuck: Ascend to godhood
Ascend to godhood. Contribute to iiiaaa123/Balatrostuck development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"press the FOLLOW button to recieve more EVIL VIZIER content!" - EVIL vizier tildelta
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Reposted by baja blasphemy
the median dragon's hoard is now too small to attract even the most idiotic adventurers. enter: questrium, the bold, new startup empowering even stupider peasants to embark on even more ill-advised quests
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"i dont feel very good today" - EVIL VIZIER TILDELTA
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"sire. your evil breakfast is getting cold, and you haven't eaten a single bite!" - NORMAL VIZIER TILDELTA
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"sire the evil coffee alembic needs to be washed and put away after you use it" - EVIL VIZIER TILDELTA
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"in my lordship's castle i would be spiking every goblet with estrogen tablets such that the kngdom's highest echelon could benefit from this boon, and they would be none the wiser and very fashionable" - EVIL VIZIER TILDELTA
enough estrogen makes this work unironically
If you waited until your mid 30s to learn how to dress yourself you might as well just not even bother and stick with the jeans and a t shirt. Your outfits are making everyone think of you as a gigantic toddler with a 401k
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"this is the sort ofnthing i would say to my lordship" - EVIL VIZIER TILDELTA
you have been visited by the rice cooker inner lid ghost. say “thank you, hermano” and clean your rice cooker inner lid. like and repost to clean your friend’s filthy rice cooker inner lid.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"sire you need to flip those pancakes or they're going to burn" - EVIL VIZIER TILDELTA
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
EVIL VIZIER FOR HIRE MSG ME
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
all i really need to do is generate a NEW insanity
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM